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You know what today is Tuesday Mega Hito 2.0. Oh.

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Yes, that too.

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It is gonna be a hundred degrees today.

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Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh. That's a lot of pain. But you have to go get a sprinkler. Actually, one of my girlfriends invited me over. Well, Jordan, the producer, did too, to his parents. Moments ago. But one of my girlfriends got one of those. It's like a Walmart pool. It's inflatable, but she says it's going to fit all four of us.

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It's the it'll do pool.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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It'll do. I mean, I know that I'm no small cookie. Neither is Zach. Now, her and her boyfriend smaller. But, well, maybe not her boyfriend. And I'm thinking, is there going to be two inches of water? Because once we all sit in, it's going to be right over the sides.

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Exactly. Go lean back on the inflatable part and then somebody dips and all the rest of the water goes out. Like the back bows.

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I was saying you're laying flat on the grass. Yes.

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It's not a flipping slide. Yeah.

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You know why?

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Oh. Oh. Oh.

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My body does not, it's not made for a slip and slide anymore. There was a slip and slide at the 4th of July festivities. Well, 43. Exactly. There was a slip and slide at the 4th of July festivities at Zach's brother's house. And I, for a second, you know, there's that that 23-year-old Allie for a second was like, am I drunk enough?

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Now wait, was this the was the was this the proper redneck version, which was really just a tarp? Yes. And it was like, you know, staked into the ground, and somebody had a bottle of Don Dis soap at the top of the hose, and they're like, let's go.

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And baby oil and baby shampoo. I'll shoot you right out the bottom. My God, yes. And you so you see why it's tempting, especially because one of my best, my most favorite slip and slide stories is up on Seneca Lake. I was slip and sliding with like a ton of Hector people. And me and Britney Bagley, she used to own Bagley's. So me and Brittany Bagley were slip and sliding. I was on my belly. She runs, jumps on my back, and then because you know, more weight, and we were just down the hill. Oh, it was amazing. The next day, I don't even know if I made it to work or not, to be honest with you. But the next because the story's so old. But the next day, I was bruised. I was bumped. It was it was amazing.

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Did you run out of tarp and then suddenly hit the grass and it's like rug burn all the way through?

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Every time. So you see why my my 43-year-old brain thought of that 23-year-old story. I I get this a lot, especially with the kids.

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Well my god, I've injured myself twice in the past two years playing kickball. Yes, yes.

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Who's old? The next thing you know, his neck's gonna go out from blowing bubbles. It's true. It's like, what happened? Also, Tata Tuesday. Thank you, Taiwan Day, for reminding us of that.

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We're in.

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Oh, though, those are.

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Those are gonna be sweaty tatas today.

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They will be out today. Good everyone from John 3 17 and amen. 1336.

SPEAKER_00 3:05

He sent me a picture last night of uh a perch that he put on his smoker. Ooh, and then a perch is a fish. Oh, sorry, you're in the bird family. So if I would have said a warbler was cooked on the smoker, you got it. But a perch is a bird as a fish.

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I thought it was like an extension piece or something. I didn't realize you were actually talking about a fish. And then he sent me another picture.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

Right? Then he sent me another picture of a, I think it's called a bourbon dump cake. I respond back. I love the name dump cake. Because again, I'm 12.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

Wait, I gotta see a picture of this.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Hang on a second.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

Oh, I was just gonna Google it, but okay, yeah, that's even better.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

Well, actually, he just texted me again. That was perfect timing. Hang on a second.

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While you're doing that, Lauren, um, good morning, everyone. Uh, Iliana's in here. 3490's in here. Stay cool. We'll try. Uh, RDM. Never mind. That was lost like there.

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There it is. Uh smoked perch bourbon dump cobbler. Oh, bourbon dump cobbler. There you go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Ooh. That looks like that's like in a cast iron something something.

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Literally, my response, because I am 12. Love anything called a dump cake.

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Yeah. Uh wouldn't it be kind of cool to have dinner with them?

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Uh, I think it would always be something fancy every night. Not even fancy, like smoker fancy. Oh my God, I gotta tell you about Jocelyn, who's the manager at Lowe's over here. Okay. So I I I'm getting to know these folks a little bit because I'm surprised it's taking you this long. Well, right, exactly. So she calls me the other day because there's a potential project coming down the road.

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And she was like, Where are you, Scott?

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Yes. And uh, we started talking, and I'm like, Oh, I've been eyeballing that smoker from Pit Boss, the new three-shelfer over there, and this and that. And she's like, Oh yeah, she goes, I told my husband I've entered my midlife smoking crisis. That's awesome. I think there is an age where you have decided, well, the slip and slide's a bad idea, but you know what works? Smoking. Standing in front of a smoker for 17 hours.

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Smoking and bird watching. Once you got to that point. I can't quite get there yet. Oh, believe me, me neither. And I hate, I hate, I hate that I constantly see it now. Yesterday, oh, do you see that cardinal on that fence? I'm like, what am I saying? Do you see that cardinal on that fence? You saw it.

SPEAKER_00 5:21

Oh, this is this is so nice. 4958. They go, uh, you two on the uh you two on this morning already? It's gonna be a great day. We are on.

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I will tell you why, too. Been up since 3:30. I sleeping is just not option. Because my dog, he's old. So I've already I went to the gym and got on the stairmaster this morning. Oh my god.

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Yes, yes, I have to do with your life at like 10.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

Well, we have a promotions meeting.

SPEAKER_00 5:45

No, we don't.

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We don't? No.

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I talked to Wendy yesterday. There's no meetings today. Oh, everything's done. And I'm out of here at 10 because I have to take the last three uh pugs down to get fixed at uh Dr. Crager's in Wellsboro. Speaking of which, 3386, lunch? What? 3386. He's from Wellsboro.

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Oh!

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I'm like, lunch? I'll be dead.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

Oh, that would be sweet. Hey, Doug, you want to go? Oh my god, that would be awesome. That'd be awesome. You guys at least need to get to meet at a gas station of all things.

SPEAKER_00 6:13

Oh, that's not weird.

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I