Scott & Ally on Demand

Find out what Church Foreplay is

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Woo my friends, we still in the heat zone, and that's gonna continue today. What you wanna do the one last honorable mention from Pony Joe about this Andrew WK? Is this Jesus Rock? No. Are you sure? Not even a little bit. Your name's Andrew WK. That's the artist. That sounds like you're about to sing some Jesus Rock.

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No, no, no, and it's hard.

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Oh wow. Oh, I didn't say baby! And then it's not Jesus Rock! No!

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Jesus takes her! He's coming to take a day! I'm on Jesus! Jesus is my guy! He hung on the cross for my left eye. I don't know.

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You know, they have Jesus metal too.

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I'm not surprised at it. Every once in a while. Can I be honest with you?

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We love a good Jesus song, don't you?

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It is the weirdest thing. So normally it happens as I'm driving down to through the middle of Virginia. This is a place where you get plenty of gospel radio.

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All of a sudden. Um no no no. Oh no.

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They're bangers. I mean, they're they're like, and I'll I'll be scanning the radio dial, and all of a sudden it's like I'm gonna play one for you. This is quite a little peppy. And they're thinking about Mary, and they're thinking about uh Judith, and they're thinking about I'm like, what am I hearing? Wait, hold on a second. It's like it's weird, like I myself is thinking I might like one or two.

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This one you hear on Instagram all the time.

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This damn intro segment has taken an entire hour.

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Alright. Hold on, I've oh my gosh, this Jesus song is so popular it has an ad. That's shocking.

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Oh, that's great.

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All right, here we go. Money for the Lord.

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Ugh.

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Yeah. This all God, this ain't no. Now these are way happier.

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Whoa.

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Haven't you heard the song?

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I was down, but now I'm uh uh uh uh I was down button. Ugh. That's a Jesus rock song?

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Religious guy. I mean, I think Forrest Frank.

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Forrest Frank.

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What is so funny?

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Their names of the artists for the Jesus Rock are great. But like switch football. Shania Swain.

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No, that's a tribute band of tags. Thank you very much.

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Three, two, one.

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You're listening to Scott and Ellie. Scott and Ellie's big stuff.

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We should totally play that game. Is it a tribute band coming to tags or Jesus Rock?

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Every Sunday before church, I will listen to like it's called Praise and Worship. You know, it's like Jesus songs. You have to get in the mood before you're at the church?

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What is this like church foreplay? My gosh! What did you say then? Well, that's just a lot. I'm crying. Church foreplay. What the heck? You know, normally, like us Catholics, we go walking in, we're like You just go dry raw dog raw dogging the Lord. We raw dog in 45 minutes of the gospel of according to God coming at us.

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Yeah, but yours is no offense. Kind of boring.

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It is, and uh, but we do a lot of standing, sitting, kneeling, standing, sitting, kneeling, and you get to take a walk for communion. So we're clapping, huh? We walk in, ain't nobody going to a Catholic match going, put on the Jesus Rock for a good 30 minutes while I'm putting on my outfit, my Sunday best. And then you're over there and you're uh you're like literally foreplaying it up before you get to the church.

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I do, and Zach knows he's like, okay, I'll turn my music off. She's got to turn hers on, you know? He knows the Sunday drill.

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You don't get enough at the church?

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I love it. I love it. Well, you know what?

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There's worse things to love. I can't wait. What can I say? One, you're listening to Scott and Ellie. Scott and Ellie. I mean, my mom used to practice. She was in the choir at the Catholic Church, St. Greg's up in Buffalo. She used to practice, but that was a whole different, like, oh no. And my dad and I would roll our eyes. We're like, uh, just get her out to the church.

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Is that thing gonna end?

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On Sunday, they'll play the winner of England versus Argentina, and there is the big three.

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I mean, listen, I I understand it brings people joy. I I'm not trying to poo-poo on the joy.

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It's fine. I mean, you know, it's not your It's not my thing. I just wait, wait, but you just said it was your thing.

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Well, it kind of was. I mean, it no, it's not. It's not really the the FIFA thing I'm over. That's the big thing. Oh, I thought you meant the Jesus music. Oh, no, that it's no, but when you're driving through Virginia and Scott's in this.

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And Scott's raising his hands.

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Through the moonroof. Driving hand straight down I-81.

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Did I ever tell you what my ex used to call that?

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What?

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This is actually really funny. It's also really funny because now apparently he goes to church, which good on him. That's a that's awesome.

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Do you think he pregames with some uh 30 minutes of uh Jesus Rock beforehand?

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I'm sure he does. He used to call it Jesus Catchers when it was the funniest thing he ever said.

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I hate that this is so peppy.

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Oh, oh no. If you get into you probably have never heard of Maverick.

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No.

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But you know what we are gonna play next?

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Is it a uh is it a cover band coming to tags or is it a Jesus rock band? That's on the way.