SPEAKER_01 0:00

Somebody's gonna be in a sprinkler or a pool today or a slip and slide or something because it's hot.

SPEAKER_00 0:05

Oh, Zach and I are gonna go to Aldi later. I bet you they've got something slide?

SPEAKER_01 0:09

The Aldi slip and slide?

SPEAKER_00 0:10

Because I live on a hill. Really not a bad idea. Or some sort of sprinkler situation. Or don't you think in that weird wonky aisle, they gotta have some sort of inflatable something.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

Oh, something where the the arms go flinging every which way and you know you're getting spritzed on. I was thinking a palm tree. Yeah, I'll hold that.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

Oh, yes. Oh, that's a really good idea. We both could have our pools, be like, you stay in your pool, I'll stay in my pool, and then we'll just hold hands. So I want to share with you this.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Yeah. That's perfect, actually. That's typical us. It's it's like the uh what was it, the C. L's commercial where the two people were in separate bathtubs? Like, you're talking about a boner commercial and you're in different bathtubs. Shouldn't you be in the same tub?

SPEAKER_00 0:47

I know, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

Sometimes do you want to be in the sun setting, you're in each claw tubs, you're separated, and you got a rager going on down there. You're like, well, I'm in my own tub. I can't do anything now.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

Why are the why is the tub outside? Although one of my girlfriends, oh, I'm so glad you brought this up. One of my girlfriends has a bathtub outside. Well, probably is a flower pot holder. No, she has a bathtub outside. She's got this very I actually have two friends. One of them lives here locally.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

This is the most intricate thing I've ever heard. Let's take a bath outside.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

You know, April who owns Beespoke apothecary? She she put up a okay. You're like that, Jessica. Okay, all right. But let me let me ask you if you would use it though. Because my one girlfriend in Cleveland has a bathtub outside. It's very Amazon looking in her backyard. Then April from Beespoke posts a story the other day about an outdoor shower. We were at an Airbnb in the New England states where there was an outdoor shower. Would ya? Would ya? I mean, um, if it was private enough. And there is to be afraid that there'd be a skeeter on your peter, knock it off.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

If there's a dozen on my cousin, you can see them suckers buzzing.

SPEAKER_00 1:49

There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off. There you go. I'm afraid to shower outside, thinking, what's gonna crawl on me?

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Uh uh, yeah, there's that possibility. I mean, um no, I just but that but also I'm kind of I'm particular with my showers. Like, I don't want if it if a breeze comes along, well then, you know, first of all, for me it's a shrinkage problem. For you, all of a sudden you're caught in glass with, you know, boobies.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

Your neighbor Jason and and Kelly.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

Well, I'm really hoping that this thing's built private enough that they don't see me. I mean, the worst they gotta do is watch me walk naked from my door to the shower.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

Then what's the issue?

SPEAKER_01 2:22

Wow, it's taken really into a bad place.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Then what's the issue? It's the same with people with hot tubs. You you do the run.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

I could, yeah, right. The run. Uh I could usually at night. You don't see too many people doing that at two in the afternoon on a Sunday.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

But if you do, uh whatever.

SPEAKER_01 2:36

Yeah, have yourself a privacy fence. Um, the the the shower outside, uh it's like getting ready to go in a pool. You know how every pool they say shower before you go in. But do you?

SPEAKER_00 2:47

I never do. You never shower before you go in. Yeah, I'm you're getting me dirty.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

Yeah, well, right. I mean, I'll shower when I get out, but I ain't showering before I get in.

SPEAKER_00 2:55

Oh wait, isn't that the the summer shower or the summer bath? Like, what's the need?

SPEAKER_01 2:59

Oh no, you gotta get chlorine. Like if you have a daughter specifically, you gotta get chlorine out of that hair.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

As if I don't have long long hair.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

You also wash your hair once every six weeks. That's true. So, but if you're in a if you're in a uh a public y style pool, lots of chlorine, right? You know you have to get that out.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Public public pools? We don't have those here.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

No, only in Corning they don't have them. That's a throwback to yesterday's show. Listen on demand. Listen to this. So you know how Joan's soda's known for some crazy sodas.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

Oh my god. There's this place in Cucka, on Cucka, that they sell all of them where it's like mashed potatoes.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

Oh, Beast Spoke Apothe Apothecary doesn't have these? Because it seems like they should.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

No, no, there's a place in Cucka that they've got the mashed potatoes. One of them's like green bean casserole, Scotts farts.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

That's a tasty one. Sit right there. I'll let you chew on one later.

unknown 3:54

It tastes like meatloaf.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Did you have meatballs last night? Sure did. As a matter of fact. They've come out with a line from Crayola Crayons. The flavors include fruit punch soda, uh, inspired by kind of waxy?

SPEAKER_00 4:08

A little bit. Why do I actually know what this tastes like?

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Orange and cream soda inspired by Sunset Orange, pineapple cream soda. Why are these the most normal sounding sodas from Joan Soda inspired by dandelion? Green apple soda, inspired by instant heartburn, uh, and uh uh berry lemonade soda, inspired by Robin's Egg Blue. Can we play a game? And then Foo Foo Berry Soda inspired by Razzle Dazzle Rose.

SPEAKER_00 4:34

Okay, can we play a game?

SPEAKER_01 4:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:35

We have $10 to wholesome cafe. It's that coffee place in Pine Valley.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

And I want you guys to text us the worst soda, either combo or any kind of what would be the next Joan soda? Okay, you've got your little pineapple express over there.

SPEAKER_01 4:52

These actually are fairly normal sounding.

SPEAKER_00 4:54

But give me like moo gaipan soda. Shrimp scampy soda.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

Give us the worst. All I can think of is libs with the amount of garlic.

SPEAKER_00 5:09

Oh my god. You see the flu the flex of garlic just floating in the bottom. It's a real thick yellow.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

Shrimp scampy soda is the nastiest thing I've ever heard.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

Text us the worst. Get on the Wink106 app, Twin Tears Magic, or My Radio Jams. There's that notebook or that microphone. The worst, the worst is gonna get a coffee gift certificate.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Lasagna soda.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

That's enough of that. Swedish meatballs.