SPEAKER_01 0:00

Oh god, you wanted to play the game of what should be the next Jones' soda, which is always a weird mix of things that they have that you buy one of and you're like, oh, this is the best thing ever, but let's taste it.

SPEAKER_00 0:12

Okay. Right. It's like uh green bean casserole.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

Well, that is one of them. Uh-huh. They actually came out with a relatively normal line. It was, but it was themed after Crayola crayons, the names of the Crayola crayons and the colors, and then they tried to pair it up with pretty normal things actually, but just has the special name, like, you know, Little Red Rose Red or whatever. Well, yeah, but here, I'll tell you what one of them is.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

For a coffee gift card to wholesome cafe, it's that it kind of looks like a coffee truck, if you will, in Pine Valley. We'll give you a gift card for the best one of the worst. The worst Joan soda.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

This one was a good one. This was the fruit punch soda, which is inspired by Rasmataz. You know, the color.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

Yeah, but give me the gross ones. Like thanks to this one, earthworm flavor. Another one, and it's a flavor you're gonna know so well, especially because you have kids. Balloon.

unknown 1:04

Ow!

SPEAKER_00 1:06

Balloon flavor. Or I was cleaning, so now I taste Lysol in my mouth flavor.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Oh, God, that's terrible.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

Those things that you just taste just by smelling them.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

Yes, it's just you're right. Because the smell, you're like, it gets so close to the taste smells.

SPEAKER_00 1:21

You're like, And we all know what a balloon tastes like, too.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Yes, it's God, it's a weird. How do you describe what balloon tastes like other than balloon? Rubber? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

Like, I don't know if I go lick if I go lick my car tire, is it gonna taste like a balloon?

SPEAKER_00 1:35

No, I think it would be totally different.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Yeah, me too. I don't want to do that either. Don't ask. This is not the next social video.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

Your your tire would be way more salty. So we could always do we could could always do um uh sidewalk salt as one of the flavors. Okay, you're done. I saw this on TikTok and especially because oh wait, hold on one more. Beef stew. Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

Oh god, beef stew uh soda. No, no.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

No, even though at the end of beef stew, I do drink it, don't you? Oh, sure. If there's a little liquid left. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

Well, I mean, I don't lift the bowl up. I have a little more class, I spoon it up.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

Oh, I don't. I just lift that bowl. Put that right to my mouth. I don't even I don't even care if I'm in the middle of a diner.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Sometimes if I'm sometimes if I'm glassy, I'll use some bread to sop it up.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Oh, no, that's that's that's the best way to do it. But sometimes you've already ate your bread. So you know, you went through all of it because you've been dipping the entire way. You're right. Anyway, I saw this on TikTok and it reminds me of whenever I was a kid, we would always spend the night at friends' houses over the summer. Oh, sure. I'm sure Lydia has asked you 19 times, can I stay at Laura's?

SPEAKER_01 2:42

Or can someone come over? Or Gavin has somebody Yeah, it's although my house seems to be the landing spot, at least for one of the kids.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Oh, then maybe this is uh scene at your house. What is something you witnessed at someone else's house that makes you say, I'm never going back when you were at a sleepover?

SPEAKER_01 2:59

Ooh.

SPEAKER_00 2:59

Here's one. I was peeing, and the mom kicked the door in and very sweetly said, Hi honey, we don't close doors here.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

I'm done. We're not coming back. No. Oh no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 3:13

Um, lots of bathroom ones. Their bathroom door didn't have a lock on it. When I asked why, I was told because children don't need privacy.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

What? Well, I mean, to a degree they do, you know? I mean, which is kind of ironic because the door in my hallway bathroom doesn't lock because the door's warped, and but you gotta give it a good shove. It's not like someone's just gonna come barreling in on you.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

You're not gonna kick in the door and be like, children don't need privacy. Here's a thing. Uh, this happened to my sister. The she went to her friend's house for a sleepover. Her friend had uh her friend said that they have guest food. The entire family ate a steak dinner while my sister was given a PB and J.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

That is so tacky.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

That is so tacky. Can you imagine your best friend is eating steak right next to you? That is the most tacky thing ever. What is something that you witnessed? You were at a sleepover. You witnessed the.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

Well, is it just a sleepover or in general?

SPEAKER_00 4:04

Well, I'm in play date sleepover. You know, you're at summertime, you're going over somebody else's.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

You were like, no more.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

Yeah, no. We're out. I'm not going back there.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

All the mysteries do get peeled back though when there's a visit to someone's house. Yes. Mm hmm. All right. Shoot us a text. Use the My Radio Jams, the Twin Tears Magic, or the Wink One O Six app. I want to hear what you got to see or say.