SPEAKER_01 0:00

Could've been a sleepover. Doesn't have to be a sleepover. Could have just been you were over at someone's house and you saw something and you said, That's it. I am not going back. Pony Joe's in.

SPEAKER_00 0:09

What didn't what did Pony Joe say? Because I have another really funny one. Flies and dirty dogs with smoking everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

Oh, that's that's what did it.

SPEAKER_00 0:16

How about this one? Went to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

Sorry you were at my house. Oh, I'm carrying.

SPEAKER_00 0:19

Went to the bathroom and there were stacks of dirty dishes in the bathtub.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

In the bathtub?

SPEAKER_00 0:24

Oh my god! Her dad reached over and took a bite of my burger.

SPEAKER_01 0:29

Yep. Not going back.

SPEAKER_00 0:32

Oh god. Oh god. These are so great. Went to a friend's birthday, birthday sleepover, and her mom assigned everyone a chore before the party could officially start. Oh, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

You gotta get the place cleaned up.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

And told me I had to clean the bathroom. That is hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

That is actually really funny. Wait a minute and handy for me.

unknown 0:52

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

That's how you teach them, right? That's right. Uh my kid got invited for a sleepover for uh for one of the first times. Now, to be completely transparent, they had a bed wedding thing still. Not always, but sometimes. The other house made my kid sleep on the floor. Not going back. No, wait.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

One and done.

SPEAKER_00 1:12

Hold on. Um this one's hilarious, too. All of my missing art projects were displayed on their fridge.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

How did that happen?

SPEAKER_00 1:26

The her friend must have. Took home the art project? And claimed them for her own.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

Oh no, that's you you go back and continue to go back because now you have an art gallery to uh visit from time to time. Start charging the family? It does make you wonder though, what the hell do people think?

SPEAKER_00 1:40

I don't know, but that's really funny though. And then you have to go to your friend and say, What a great job on that forest painting. And your friend is Deer in Headlights. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Or just the different name at the bottom, because everybody in our class in the younger years, you still learn to you know, put your name at the bottom and be like, Hey, thanks for making me feel welcome with all my artwork.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

Yeah, that's a that's a really weird one.