SPEAKER_02 0:00

Oh, all right, Heather. I get it. She goes, uh our friend Heather up in Buffalo. Uh you know, you go to someone's house, you see something, you're never going back.

SPEAKER_01 0:09

Oh, I have two honorable mentions.

SPEAKER_02 0:11

So someone uh go to someone's house, the dog greets you and then peed on your leg. Oh, did that happen at your house? Winston has a problem. He wants to I think he wants to mark people on the bottom of their leg like he's theirs. But Heather, I I tell you this, because I know I can't keep you away. So I tell you this, uh, it could be worse.

SPEAKER_00 0:30

Not oh, oh, oh. You get out of there. Get in the kitchen now. In the kitchen there, get you something to eat. Go on. He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg out in him. Which is worse. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. If he does lay in to you, it's best to just let him finish.

SPEAKER_01 0:59

What's worse? Pee or the red lipstick on your leg. What a classic scene, too.

SPEAKER_02 1:05

Oh God, that is such a great movie. Well what? Well what? You go, well. I mean, I don't understand why Finn does it. He's the only one that will Wait, you just said it was Henry. No, I said it was Finn.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_02 1:15

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

But it's Finn. It's basically all your dogs are being on legs.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

It's just Finn. It's I don't know what he does.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

I don't know if he's like Wait, it didn't he get did he get fixed?

SPEAKER_02 1:24

Yeah. Well now everybody else is. So maybe now this we keep we keep kicking the can down the road. Maybe now that everybody's fixed, everything battle stop.

SPEAKER_01 1:33

Yeah, if I if you want to.

SPEAKER_02 1:34

Maybe we downsize five dogs and suddenly we're in a good place.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Oh, okay. That that that that's an option too.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

Well here's some two not not living with Tiffany, it's not.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

Here's here's two honorable mentions.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

Who then switches it back to me. Oh, you love them too.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Oh my god, manipulate me. I I do love them, but I also love well not having dogs pee on my friends like that. Okay. Uh honorable mentions. I walked upstairs and saw the cat licking the butter.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Not gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Oh, oh gosh! I had pancakes with butter earlier.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

Yes, wait. They tasted like tuna.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

Then we had this one. Not a single bit of soap or hand wash in the whole house.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

Okay, stop right there for a minute. How does this happen? May I ask a question to people? And this is a question of what you thinking. Don't tell me that I'm an unexpected visitor. Let's pretend this is you know people are coming. One of the things that I uh, along with offering you a refreshing beverage of some sort upon being there for a few minutes.

SPEAKER_01 2:35

Would you like some sweet tea?

SPEAKER_02 2:36

Yeah, would you yes? That's that's what I do.

SPEAKER_01 2:39

Ah, welcome up here to Stately Free Miana. I've got some sweet tea and some lemonade.

SPEAKER_02 2:43

It's sitting on the deck, it's been just sunning all afternoon. I have one of those. Yeah, they're nice. Uh but uh why do people not have towels easily ready and clearly like you have decorative towels, but have towels available for people to know. Oh, that's clearly the towel that I should be using to dry my hands. Not the towel that you dried your butt with. Well, we're trying to avoid that. The family towel should get stowed while people are over. But uh but two things. If I'm having a get together, I want you to be able to see extra rolls of toilet paper.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

Ah.

SPEAKER_02 3:17

I know you're gonna blow up.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 3:19

But I want you to be able to see that because if there's enough people there, you're gonna go through it.

SPEAKER_01 3:22

If your dog's gonna pee on my leg, then yes, I'm blowing up your bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

I'll get you back.

SPEAKER_02 3:29

Inaccessible hand soap. That's the other one. Geez, I got nothing.