SPEAKER_02 0:00

Very quickly before we get to Melissa to answer the questions that you have. Yes. Uh, and and we're gonna get to her and just uh she's here. You can see you can say hi for a second. Good everyone. There has each that's good. I love it. I'm gonna call this person out and you're guest, okay? I'm done reading guest texts. This is my last time I'm doing this. We've told you register so that we can at least properly give you the credit of saying, hey, here's one, two, three, four that just text in. Or if you've got a great username like All right, so what did guests do to make you angry?

SPEAKER_01 0:32

Okay, well, Scott has been so spicy today.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

It's spicy, but I'm not angry. I'm in a great mood. Don't give me a couple of things.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

Little crunchy granola. I'm just I'm like, you know, no, this is like a good one. Oh no, we put deodorant on, I can tell.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

Oh, thank you. Uh no, I'm I'm just I'm I'm I'm having a day where I'm enjoying calling it as it is.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

I love that. I have those days every day, so sign me up. You do! Oh, believe me, we'll get there.

SPEAKER_02 0:52

I mean, she's drinking coffee out of a cup that says don't what is it? Don't be a salty bitch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

With the Morton Salt girl on the front, which is actually perfect for Cargill. Hello. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:03

Let me give them a ding. I know, you only get ready to be there.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

So Cargill's what's actually brought me here. Thank you, Cargill. I get ding again. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12

Um, okay, so at any rate, I had said you had agreed with this. We're kind of ready for FIFA to be over.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

I mean, you know, no, it's it's still happening.

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Yeah. It's worse than March Mad March Madness. It's so heaven. So why? Like, well, because now they're going to the finals. This'll be it. It'll I think it's Spain and uh England, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

Okay, so not us. Let's move on. Well, that's the problem. I've I lost all interest. Now three people in the room. But whatever. She's not wrong.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

USA. That's that's the team. USA. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Yeah, I know, but I didn't know we had one. No, okay. Like I didn't know that there were like grown adults, like, hey, let's go play soccer. Like, I didn't know that that was now why. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

Here. I mean, over in Europe and like.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

Let's read this. You can add the total viewers of the Super Bowl, World Series, and NBA finals, and it won't come close to the billion people watching the World Cup finals.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

Okay, so let me let me let me give you my salty truth. Okay, let me just be wrong. That doesn't mean I have to like it. I don't.

SPEAKER_00 2:15

No, what I what I think it is is, and like I said, because we lean heavily baseball, football, that it's not really in America's wheelhouse. Right. And that's all it is. And going on to the other text, this is from 3328. I would never pay to fix my RBF. Wait, wait, actually, you know what? Hold on. Hold that. I did a uh TikTok the other day with the three-second challenge. Did you watch it yet? No.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

I haven't I've been looking for it and I I haven't found it. You have to find it. I looked just last night and I didn't see it.

SPEAKER_00 2:46

Scott and Haley show. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

That's what I looked at, ma'am.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

All right, let me know. Okay, everybody's salty. Everyone is salty. Salty Thursday! Okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:56

Listen, I just drank coffee because, you know, I don't wake up that sweet.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

It's uh um it's because of the Canadian clam bake that we're getting today.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

So do you understand? It was fake the whole time.

SPEAKER_02 3:09

Did you know?

SPEAKER_01 3:12

Obviously, you didn't know.

SPEAKER_02 3:14

No.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

I thought I was freaking awesome.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

No. Well, you keep thinking that. That's all right.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

It was I mean, other people here do.

SPEAKER_02 3:23

This better, this this place works better when you when when we believe that you're awesome. Yes. Yeah, that too.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

So I just pulled that up on Instagram. So go follow Scott and Alley show. Now, I would never pay to fix my RBF. This is from 3328. We had just asked this question. Would you pay to fix your RBF with plastic surgery? But then they said, but then again, if I did, would I be less approachable? Because I look so pleasant that it's creepy. This might be something to consider.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

You're constantly smiling like the Joker. Yes!

SPEAKER_00 3:55

This might be something or Allie Payne. This might be something to consider. Round Robin, would you pay to fix resting bitch face? Absolutely not. And why not? Because I don't want people talking to me.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

All right. I don't like people. Well, and first of all, people still approach me, even though I have the most serious case of RBF. Like I don't know how to do it. They're trying to flip it. And they still do. So I would pay to make it worse. How do you do that?

SPEAKER_02 4:25

No, wait, wait. Whoa. That's not what I meant.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

I am the most smiliest person.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Those words weren't the winner.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

I want to increase my RBF. I'm the most smiliest person. You are. It's fantastic. And people approach me, strangers approach me all the time. Yeah. So you're right. That is exactly what you would get.

SPEAKER_02 4:43

What is it exactly in the RBF appearance that they're going to fix? It's not just that you're not a big smiler. I feel it's like around the eyes and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_00 4:55

I think they would have to lift your eyes a little bit and they'd have to lift your cheeks, lift your smile.

SPEAKER_02 5:00

Oh, that's a lot of work. Jeez.

SPEAKER_00 5:02

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

And the other thing is don't talk to me. In certain situations, a little bit of RBF is actually kind of sexy. It's when it goes to the too far. It's like when you when you ice that cake with real attitude and beaness, if you know what I mean. That's when it becomes really unattractive. A little bit, a little bit is not bad.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Because it looks so sultry and stoic.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

Yeah, and also I want to convert you into being a happy person. Oh, you do? I'm gonna turn that frown upside down if it kills me.

SPEAKER_00 5:36

Good luck.