SPEAKER_01 0:00

Not sure if this uh ever happened to you when you were at home practicing on your stripper pole.

SPEAKER_00 0:05

Uh but uh every night this woman managed I did take a stripper class once. Do you remember this? It was like in a weego or something, and I went with our old business manager, Suzanne. Oh my god. Of course it was with her. I was in some lady's basement, and it was really fun. Paneling on the walls? Super hard. Also a tattoo artist on the side. She had a tramp stamp. No, this is a really tough thing to do.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

Yeah, oh it is. I uh I have a story about a stripper.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

Oh, cool. Hold on. So then Suzanne with you, you never know. So Suzanne had been doing it for so long. She even had there's these little spanks that you wear. Oh, because you want to make sure your thighs touch the poles for traction. Yeah. And you don't want to wear like I have workout leggings on right now. You slide right down. Exactly. Yeah. So I had to borrow Suzanne's spanks. And I remember we did it, it was Demi Lovato Cool for the Summer. Was our was our our song that we did it too. It was fun by the end of the whole thing, Scott. I'm upside down, practically serious? Yeah, practically on my head. And she had a whole wall of heels. And I was like, Yes, I want the ones with the fish in the heel. Of course I do. It was uh it was so much fun. I wish it was closer to me because what a freaking workout for that core.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

I yeah, I would believe that. Uh-huh. Uh that I'll I'll tell you my stripper story in a minute. This this woman uh was watching, she has a pole in the l in her living room.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

As you do.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

As you do. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

And uh as we all do.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

She was watching a uh tutorial on TV of a maneuver when she well here.

SPEAKER_00 1:36

She keeps leaning away from the pole, looking at that top rigs, and you can read just that.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Oh, she knocked the fire uh you know, the uh the pole shifted from the top and knocked the fire uh not extinguisher, the sprinkler system. Oh no. She flooded her entire living room.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

Oh no. Oh, there it is.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

I sent you the video, by the way.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

I mean, they do say poles do send waterworks.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Yes, yes, now, yes.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

Stripper story. I'm ready.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

This is one of these ones where, and then we'll get into uh where you can't. Yeah. So way back, this is 1994. I spent one year.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

Peak stripper era.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Yeah. Went went peak, top. I worked one year in West Palm Beach, Florida.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Oh my god, I bet you they were gorgeous there.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Well, it it's strip clubs, like I don't know, you'd see weed stores, you know, all over the place.

SPEAKER_00 2:29

We talked about that that in our promotions meeting the other day. Do you know it's weird there's not a lot of strip clubs open anymore because of OnlyFans. Think about this. Oh, yeah. What's the one in Addison? Last lap. Gone. Oh. I don't think McHill's is open ever since KD retired, but I'm not sure. Uh I heard Odie Mars is hit and miss.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

Uh um Well, it was always hit and miss even when it was open.

SPEAKER_00 2:54

Bear Facts was supposed to be purchased by one of the weed guys.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

I always love that you were able to whip out all the names of the uh strip clubs that used to be here. I do think it was a weird talent she has.

SPEAKER_00 3:05

It's a great talent. I do think Madame Orr's is still open, but that's Binghamton.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 3:10

And then the other one in Trumansburg, I went to it for an amateur night. I wasn't the one dancing, though.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Even after the lessons?

SPEAKER_00 3:17

What was the name of that? What was the one in Trumansburg? Oh my gosh, it's not the tip of my tongue. Scott's like, I don't know any of them, Allie. What are you saying?

SPEAKER_01 3:24

I'm just waiting for you to get it if it comes to you.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

That one's definitely close because we passed it the other day. I think it's apartments. Okay. West Palm Beach, 1994.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

So you have to realize this would never fly in today's world of business. Okay. So my program director uh for the radio station I worked for. Now, this is young Scott, very early in my career, right? You're in your 20s. I'm very early 20s. And uh I'm I lived basically alone in in West Palm Beach. Yes. So Neil, our program director. I bet you were pulling it in left and right. I mean, hey, uh, he goes, Hey, do you want to go see? And I can't remember the girl's name, but she worked part-time for us on the radio station. Cool. And she was also a professional pole dancer. Yes. And he goes, There's a competition going on tonight at Club Whatever, and that he goes, This is like the Trumansburg one. Do you want to go? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

And I and you said, of course. Of course, sure. And like, I would love to know my coworker in the biblical sense. Yes. Thank you, Kumacharmers, is the name of it. That's it. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 4:23

Uh so the um the skill set, I have to agree with you. I can see where the difficulty. I'm not talking about seeing, you know, people naked. I'm talking the skill set to do this was impressive. Also, really weird when both of our boss is handing her cash as she's spinning around and around. Here's your race. You get a race. It was the weirdest thing. So I went with my boss to go see a fellow coworker on a poll.

SPEAKER_00 4:50

You're right. That would never happen now because if I let's pretend I was on the poll. Our boss coming to see me. Mm mm. It would be weird. I mean, would he legally be allowed to? Yes. But it it would be a good thing. But there's boundaries. There's total boundaries.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

There were no boundaries in 1994.