Scott & Ally on Demand
Scott & Ally on Demand
You must watch Andre is an Idiot
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I like this text from 3836. Uh, I I gotta give a shout out to Jess who says, uh, yes, the smoke has made me tired. Three exclamation points. I thought it was just me. Thank you, Scott, for making me fe not feel alone. I there I think because we've had a couple days of it, because the only the past two days I've been like, why do I have no energy to do anything? Like I mentally just want to put things out. Like I've simply like taking a comforter out of the dryer. I'm like, nope, you know, sitting on sitting down sounds good.
SPEAKER_01And it's not the hottest. Because you know how you'll be like really tired when it's the hottest.
SPEAKER_00That's true too, yeah.
SPEAKER_01And it hasn't been the hottest, so then of course, what is it? It's gotta be the smoke.
SPEAKER_00Right? Man. So, oh, I think the I think the pugs are coming home today. Oh, yeah. The final four, if you will. So uh I gotta back to chaos. Yes. Well, hopefully that calms itself now that everyone will have been fixed. Uh-huh. So, you know, I mean, it may take just a little bit for all the hormones to ful fully come out, you know, the way however that works. Sweat it out or whatever they do. I don't know. I don't know either.
SPEAKER_01But uh dogs really sweat?
SPEAKER_00Uh no. That's why they pay tongue. Yeah, that's why they pay. But I got the report last night that Petey uh is finally responding well to the new batch of antibiotics they put him on. So that's good.
SPEAKER_01And uh Is he gonna come home today too?
SPEAKER_00I think so. I'm supposed to call later to find out, you know, make sure everything's good. I the one girl I talked to yesterday, she goes, uh I I go, I have to make because she was giving me an update on Henry again. They got so busy they had to delay doing one of the dogs. Oh my gosh. It's been crazy.
SPEAKER_01This was yesterday afternoon they said they were delaying again?
SPEAKER_00No, they finally got to him because they had to delay yet again. I think it was on what was yesterday? Thursday, so it was Wednesday. It just kept they kept getting hammered with emergencies.
SPEAKER_01Okay, but they did Henry yesterday.
SPEAKER_00They they got him done, and then I said, Okay, well, I have to ask about Petey because he's the one that we had the emergency bring down on Sunday. Of course.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh, Petey's been gone so long.
SPEAKER_00She then goes, uh, oh, he's the one that reopened his incision, right? Or his brothers did. I'm like, well, that's the way to describe that. Yes. Doing better. So I think they're coming home today. I'll know. I guess I'll put it on social later. I'll be like, Well, welcome back to the chaos.
SPEAKER_01Oh, you should totally get do a little video of picking them up from the vet.
SPEAKER_00And I don't know if Petey's coming home with some sort of a hood or a uh cone. A diaper. Uh a cone. Yeah, my diaper wouldn't hurt him either. Right? Protect that. Yeah, I don't know if he's uh I have no idea.
SPEAKER_01So we'll find out later. Okay, sounds good. Uh let me get to some text messages. Then I I mean, I don't where do you want to start? Do you want to start with the- No, you have so much to tell me that I don't know anything about. Do you want to start with the let's start with the text and then we're gonna start with the documentary? Okay. Okay. So first we have, oh gosh, so many. Um Well, go from the top down. We got to do that. Okay, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, yes. Um, 4441, good morning, all all you good people. Wait, good morning, all you good. Okay. All good. Uh good everyone. Happy Friday. Enjoy your day. Have a great weekend from 1336 3490. Good everyone. Team Alley tonight.
SPEAKER_00Yes, that's right.
SPEAKER_01By the way, it's on the corner of Church in Maine. Why?
SPEAKER_00Can't get that to stick in my head for whatever reason. I know we've talked about it all week, but why I can't get it to stick in my head is beyond me that you're doing that tonight.
SPEAKER_01Put it in your phone, guys. Everyone's welcome. Oh, that's true. Starts at six o'clock. Plus, I guess police and fire, their games, I think, after mine. Uh, and then it goes all weekend long, but I mean, the real the real thrill is gonna be six o'clock tonight. Real thrill! Honestly, I I was gonna send out what do you think about this? We have an uh like uh an all email that we use internally. Oh, yeah. I was thinking about sending an all email to say to our coworkers, hey, everyone's invited to watch me play in the three-on-three or embarrass myself. Yeah, I didn't know if that was something that was email weird.
SPEAKER_00You know I'm gonna reply all. I'm gonna say she's playing against a third grader. Who do you think's gonna win? Who doesn't want to see this? I'm always there to support.
SPEAKER_01Good everyone. Friday from uh John 317, Lauren Ileana is all here. Uh, and then another guest. Another guest.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god, go in and register or re-well, we've actually had one person particularly, they kept getting logged out. I don't know if their phone did an update or whatever. So if you're a guest that got logged out when you hear your text here, then go back in and log in and we'll see you reappear. This happened yesterday. They came back and they go, I don't know what happened. I got logged out. My bad. That's you.
SPEAKER_01Uh, this person did sign their name. Heaven.
SPEAKER_00Heaven.
SPEAKER_01She's texting from heaven. I'm just kidding. All right, first things first. The documentary I told you to watch. I started watching it yesterday. I I told you to watch a documentary that I never have even watched.
SPEAKER_00I need to see what how you texted this to me. You guys tell me if this didn't sound confusing. Okay. It's just random. Hang on a second here.
SPEAKER_01Uh am I not one of your top bubbles?
SPEAKER_00Okay, so yeah, no, I found it here. So out of the blue, this is 6 01 p.m. Watch Andre as an idiot. I'm like, I go, I'm confused. And then she goes, It's a documentary that I'm suggesting to you. Oh, now I get it. And I I I I was so like, what is happening here? Because I I looked at it, I go, watch Andre as an idiot. Andre is an idiot and like when you met somebody named Andre or somebody hired a guy named Andre here, and you were trying to tell me, like, watch this guy's an idiot. You know what I mean? Like, that's what I thought.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, what are you talking about? Okay. On Netflix, they just released this documentary called Andre's an idiot. And my boyfriend watched it, and I really, I really encourage you to watch this because the premise is it's a guy who at one point his his friend was like, Hey, let's go get I you're never gonna believe what I'm about to say. Let's go get colonoscopy colonoscopies together.
SPEAKER_00Whoa.
SPEAKER_01And he at the time said, Absolutely not, I'm not going. That's that's that's weird, right?
SPEAKER_00Well then I was the together part I would imagine is what threw him off.
SPEAKER_01Right, right, right. So then he goes a year later and the mass was so because he was having some issues. So he a year later he goes and uh the mass was so large they couldn't even get in to get they couldn't get the probe wouldn't go in.
SPEAKER_00Correct. Whoa. Yeah. Hey, the good news is because I think you're trying to promote me to go get a colonoscopy. And here's the good news What's up I let one go again today like I had cyclospora, so I know I'm in good sh there is no mass at all.