SPEAKER_01 0:00

It's Friday and that means we're gonna spin the birthday wheel again today at 730.

SPEAKER_02 0:04

Heck yeah. If you have the day, the month, and the year, we're now up to eight hundred and dollars. Forty-eight dollars. Eight hundred and forty-eight dollars that you can win, but you have to call us back within ten minutes and six seconds of when we announce what today's birthday is. Put it in your phone. Put it in the phone.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

Put it in your phone. Come on, it's eight hundred forty-eight dollars. You you don't want that money? I think you want that.

SPEAKER_02 0:26

I think you want that money. Yeah. Scott and I were just talking about Bill's off the air. I would love to have that money for sure. Yeah, that would help. We also were talking about that Adrian is an idiot documentary and getting a uh colonoscopy. Your girlfriend texted me and said, and we still have the cola guard kit here. Oh, do we? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

I don't know where that is.

SPEAKER_02 0:48

Well, I don't think you don't even need to do that. Just go make make your doctor's appointment. After my boyfriend watched that documentary, he it kind of scared him a little bit. So he ended up making well, he hasn't made the appointment yet. He went to the doctor's, just like one of those regular checkup type things. And then he said, Will you if I make this appointment, will you come pick me up? Like, yeah, I'll drop you off. I'll pick you up.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

That would be sort of the thing to do.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

They put you in twilight.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

Yeah, right. So you may as well just knock me all out. I'm not really into something going in the back door.

SPEAKER_02 1:17

Do you do you guys want to go together? Like as brands.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

I mean, you know, there's there. I'll hold your probe if you hold mine. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:26

Oh, wait, hold on a second. There was another text message, too, that I wanted to read. Oh, Scott, get that colonoscopy now, or you'll be like me and had to do an endoscopy and a colonoscopy.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

We're not going from the top and the bottom and meeting in the middle. That's not gonna happen. No, no, no. No, not gonna happen. What was the other thing you said you had to tell me? You go, it was quick and stupid, but it was so quick and stupid.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

We were joking about how we are going to be doing some celebrity bartending at Celebrity. So we're but okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

It's actually surrounded by a very neat promotion. We'll get to that in the not too distant future.

SPEAKER_02 2:00

We will. But I I was saying to Scott, if you missed it this morning, that the salesperson texted me late last night about that, saying, That's right.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

Because I joked, I said, that seems to be a thing with this building.

SPEAKER_02 2:11

Well, that's so that's the other thing. Then I get a phone call at like I don't even know what time from another sales guy. I think I think he here's what either he accidentally did it because it just it ended right away, or he was terrified. Yes, yes, and realized, oh, that's what time it is.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

You know, it's funny. We're not that uh mean. Mean no, but uh well, yeah, we got a little bit of that.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

But no, we're not No, I thought you were saying we're not that mean.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

No, we're not. We're not, and we're really not that demanding. So it's like this. I kind of understand the excitement about you getting the text about hey, they said yes to this. Yeah. Because that's an exciting thing when you, you know, if you're a salesperson and you have something sell, you you feel good about yourself, right?

SPEAKER_02 2:56

And I thought it was and I thought it was very exciting.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

The but it's just we I don't think they quite get we're here now, because I guarantee you those folks that are texting or calling late are either not awake yet or just getting things started, and they don't even leave their house for a while. So they're not quite in the the same time zone that we are.

SPEAKER_02 3:17

Don't think that we're the only ones who deal with this because my significant other, when we talk about communication at his job too, he always says, I tell my uh tell my crew, put in an email, put it in an email, put it in an email, and he goes, and all day long they're hey, uh put it in the Sometimes you can't hear it. So it's uh I think it's just a thing with all offices.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Speaking of you and your significant other, this is gonna tie into a question that I have. So my first question is this the Odyssey opens in theaters today. I know nothing about this movie, it's a fantasy land that does not interest me.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

Okay, so you didn't have to read this in school.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

No, okay. Uh it it it it is uh uh it is a fantasy universe, right? Like okay, I I it I'm not into the whole um gods-like uh Poseidon. That just doesn't interest me at all. Yeah. Uh it's too even when like Marvel, and they kind of leaned into this too hard where it was like, you know, galactic gods. I'm like, can't it just be some bad dude? Does it have to be some some omnipotent, you know, god that they have to bring down?

SPEAKER_02 4:25

Like it just they kept leaning into that, you know, and I I think this is weird because you're into sci-fi, and that's I mean, that's everybody has their lane of sci-fi though.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

I get it. Um it's still it's just it's a universe that doesn't I I it doesn't make me go, oh yes. Okay, so Zendaya, uh or Daya, however you want to say it. Tomato Tomato. Exactly. Uh she is uh in the movie with uh I believe it's Tom Holland. Yes, Tom Holland. And Matt Damon. Okay, but I'm sticking with Zendaya and Tom Holland. Yeah? Zendaya's 5'10, Tom Holland 5'8. They're in a lot of press things together. What's it like dating someone shorter than you? Because you are now and by the way, I want text from two things. I I want to know, are you excited for the Odyssey? You guys are friends, the audience, the world's most dangerous audience. I want to know, are you excited about the Odyssey or do you have no interest like me where you're like this, I could care less? And it's gonna make a hundred million dollars. But back to the question for you. Yeah. So you kind of when I say I I hate to use the term tower over, but you are a few, a good few inches.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

I'm a good few inches when I'm when I'm wearing heels. We are about the same height.

SPEAKER_01 5:35

Oh, see, I always see you as taller.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

This is so funny. I I think a lot of people do because I, you know, I just do It's that big personality. Uh well, also I'm thinner than him, and I'm not a thin person, but I'm I'm thinner, so I think when we stand next to each other, and for some reason you're right, my arm ends up being over him.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

Yeah, it's it's like you're always leaning out of a little bit on the shoulder. Yes. So what's it like dating a guy shorter?

SPEAKER_02 5:57

Uh I I actually like it. No, I like it. I never thought I'd be dating somebody the same height as me, but it it totally works. I mean, I don't have to go on my tiptoes.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

Well, sure.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

Um, as far as in the pictures, you're right. Sometimes I'm like, oh, I look like a mammoth over him. That that does kind of bug me.

SPEAKER_01 6:22

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 6:22

You're right, you're right. It's a weird thing because I don't want to be the, hey, what's going on down there? But I feel that way sometimes in pictures. Okay. You're right. I'm just sort of curious. Sometimes I want to be like, can you just put your arm over me?

SPEAKER_01 6:38

Let's can I Could you stand on your tiptoes in the picture so it throws off?

SPEAKER_00 6:42

Honestly, I'm pretty short. I'm like telling everybody I'm five foot, so I don't think that would be cool for me. I want to look up at a man.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

I was just like, yeah, you're cute, but yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

You're right. I don't I don't ever look up to him. He's always right there. Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:58

Yes. You're looking straight in his eyes.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

Like, maybe wear some lifts like Tom Cruise used to do in your shoes. So in pictures, I put them on a box. I don't look what's that, what's that one? Um, oh, she was the massive woman. Oh, it was from the 70s. Come on, you know this movie.

SPEAKER_01 7:15

Uh oh, the uh well, the the giant woman giant or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 7:19

The No, oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

Because that was like the fifties, I think.

SPEAKER_02 7:22

Okay, maybe it was the fifties. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

You're talking about the sort of funny horror movie where she was gigantic.

SPEAKER_02 7:28

Yes, what was that?

SPEAKER_01 7:30

Well, let's just go with the giant woman for Well, that's what I feel like sometimes.