SPEAKER_06 0:00

There are so many stinking ways to make money uh off these radio stations. I'm telling you, you got the chance for the birthday will, of course. That's always out there on Fridays. But then you got red, white, and win. And we just had a winner in Hornell.

SPEAKER_03 0:11

Oh my God, yes. Billy, and Billy, I'm sorry, I might be saying your name wrong. It looks like Colomayo. Colamao? Colamayo. Billy, Colomo. Because it's not the the mayo part is spelled weird. It's like M-A-I-O. And I just assume it's Colamayo. Mayo. Colameo.

SPEAKER_06 0:31

That reminds me of uh of a funny thing that uh I found here. It was so normally I'm a little sick of these, I'm not gonna lie. The uh drive-thru where the you try to order the fancy coffee and the person is you know completely oblivious to what's being ordered. Like they just obviously they don't drink those sort of drinks. Right. And these videos, I'm not gonna lie, they're getting a little stale. Yeah. Except for this one. And I I you you you should enjoy this one. This they went through Dunkin' for this one. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

Al Pacino, Duncacino. Buddy, uh Al Pacino, Duncan, ice, please? Hey, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Uh Al Pacino, Duncacino, ice, please. Medium. Ice. Ice. Hold on a sec. Listen, my boy plays these home games. I apologize.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

This dude sounds like he orders with his Italian hand in the air, like Al Pacino Duncan. That's right.

SPEAKER_05 1:23

I'll have some donut balls. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:26

Give me the donut balls. That dude doesn't say munchkin. No, no, he's like, I want donut balls.

SPEAKER_05 1:31

That's right. You gotta make a variety of the donut balls.

SPEAKER_06 1:34

Give them to me, Glaze. Alright, while I'm on this subject here of playing something for you, and then uh I know you have something lined up for us. We're gonna go down the uh path. I mean, since you are today in the Gus Macker, and this was you've been drafted through your church. Yes. This is a timely City of Light. Yes, uh timely on this one. And being the fact that, you know, you uh like to sometimes pay homage to your faith, which is a wonderful thing. Uh-huh. I'd like to play for you a contemporary Christian singer turns Michael Jackson's Beat It into a Contemporary Christian pop song.

SPEAKER_03 2:03

Oh God. It's never good. Oh, how can you say that? Earlier this week. I was raised in a church.

SPEAKER_06 2:10

Oh, yeah. Earlier this week you told us that before you go to church on Sundays, you do church foreplay and you actually throw this stuff on.

SPEAKER_03 2:18

I do like a lot of praise and worship music, but I'm really, I'm really scared about what I'm about to hear. Let's just see what it happens.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

It sounds like weird owl. It is drawing me so big. Brown devil, round you gotta lose this again.

SPEAKER_01 2:43

You don't well. Cause Jesus came hurt and he took all my sins so big.

SPEAKER_03 2:59

The same as Lord forgive me. It's the same as religious movies always seem to miss the mark. It's very rarely do you get one. Passion of the Christ was excellent.

SPEAKER_06 3:12

Oh, that was excellent. But Joshua has in the Ten Commandments.

SPEAKER_05 3:15

Let my people go.

SPEAKER_03 3:17

Usually, uh, there was one with Jennifer Garner that was like mediocre at best.

SPEAKER_06 3:23

I knew this was gonna happen. Tiffany knows uh Brian Mayo. It's Mayo. Billy? Billy.

SPEAKER_03 3:29

Billy.

SPEAKER_06 3:29

It's Billy. I'm sorry, it's Billy. Yeah, it's Billy. It's Mayo. I knew she was she knows everybody in Hornell.

SPEAKER_03 3:35

It's probably one of those Hornell names that everyone knows, everyone in the family knows.

SPEAKER_06 3:39

Or she just knows the entire city. It's like ridiculous. I had a feeling she was gonna know them.

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SPEAKER_03 3:58

Now Scott has admitted, Scott has admitted that he is a summer salad whore.

SPEAKER_06 4:03

I am a summer salad whore.

SPEAKER_03 4:04

Let me see if they make the list of white people party foods. Here we go. And if you have one, please text us a white people party food.

SPEAKER_04 4:13

We'll start with pigs in a blanket. Looks like this one didn't get snipped. If eight or more whites are gathering, it's almost a guarantee there'll be pigs in a blanket.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Stop right there. Every year at Scott's Super Bowl party. Yes. Lisa always brings her pigs in a blanket. I know. Okay. And then wait, oh wait, along with the little weenies.

SPEAKER_04 4:33

I'm inclusive like that. Awesome start. Next up we got coleslaw. Any chance to eat some mayo, the Caucasians will take it. Oh that is good. Got the World Cup on. Yeah, it's tough not to like coleslaw. Next we got spinach.

SPEAKER_03 4:46

Um, I can easily hate on some coleslaw. It depends. Some people too dry. Other people, I'm like, what are you putting in your coleslaw? I would prefer mine a little soupier.

SPEAKER_04 4:56

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:57

Wait, here we go.

SPEAKER_04 4:58

Either this or veggie dip will always make an appearance. Oh, baby. It's just so creamy, and you could dip so many different things in it. Ain't that the chip? Amazing. Throwing some bacon wrapped dates. This one is making waves in the white community, and you'll start to see it popping up everywhere. Grad?

SPEAKER_03 5:13

Yeah, if you're doing like a fancier bacon wrapped date. I've never had one. Honestly, bacon wrapped anything. Bacon wrapped pineapples, bacon wraps.

SPEAKER_06 5:20

Gary and I got for the longest time bacon wrapped uh uh uh Brussels sprouts. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:26

Oh, that's good. White people party here.

SPEAKER_04 5:27

Parties, baby showers, even divorce parties. They just taste fantastic. You gotta have some capraise salad, a little balsamic glaze on there. Wow. Some basil too. Oh my goodness. That is addicting.

SPEAKER_03 5:40

What is the capraze again? That's where it's the tomato and the mozzarella, but it's like layered.

SPEAKER_06 5:45

Yes, that is white people gathering food.

SPEAKER_03 5:47

Yes, that is the fancier food. And then wait, there's two more.

SPEAKER_04 5:52

Always on the hunt for a good Capraze. I throw in some jalapeno poppers. This is usually as spicy as a lot of us.

SPEAKER_03 5:57

Again, Scott Super Bowl party. Swear to God. Word up.

SPEAKER_04 6:01

Let's go. The cream cheese with the bacon is just a beautiful pairing.

unknown 6:06

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 6:08

Yes, he got it. That is why we do it. Next we got a pasta salad, even more mayo, and it's a salad. I'm nothing remotely healthy about that.

SPEAKER_03 6:17

Wait, the last one, I'm gonna just say the last one because the last one is the one that Scott hates, and I just have to. Scott, it's the buffalo chicken wing dip.

SPEAKER_06 6:27

I'm over it! I know it shows up in every white person gathering. I'm over it.

SPEAKER_03 6:31

I love buffalo chicken wing dip.

SPEAKER_06 6:36

It just you've ruined a chicken wing, especially the buffalo flavor chicken wing.

SPEAKER_03 6:40

I also love when you have somebody who says, This one has the ranch, this one has the blue cheese. You choose my my love.

SPEAKER_06 6:47

And don't they all have a base of cream cheese in some way, shape, or form? Always. Oh, I don't have a I don't really it's something about the mix of the buffalo chicken wing th chicken wing par that ingredient stuff with the um uh cream cheese. It just makes my mouth itch.

SPEAKER_03 7:04

And if you put the cream cheese with the it's the chive cream cheese, you gotta use a different kind of cream cheese. That's gonna elevate it even more. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_06 7:13

All right.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

Do you have a white people party food?

SPEAKER_06 7:15

I will I will add one immediately.

SPEAKER_03 7:17

Oh, please do.

SPEAKER_06 7:18

Uh he had mentioned the pasta salad, but I'm gonna err the uh I'm gonna make it the pasta salad with the you know the Italian dressing version of it. That is guaranteed at every single white people gathering, you know, at least during the summer.

SPEAKER_03 7:31

I do love this one. Thank you for the addition very much. 3846. City chicken or Cornell chicken. What that's super local here, though. What is that? That's the like the chicken barbecue, right? Isn't City Chicken the same as Cornell chicken?

SPEAKER_06 7:44

I don't know. Now that you I now I have to ask, I don't know if they're the same.

SPEAKER_03 7:48

But I agree. Ever ever since I moved here, every single party has that Cornell chicken or that the So what is it?

SPEAKER_06 7:55

Just chicken on a grill?

SPEAKER_03 7:57

It's like when we do the chicken barbecues at like South.

unknown 8:00

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 8:00

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 8:01

Even yesterday I was at the farmer's market in Corning, they had a chicken barbecue. I think it is city chicken, I think that's what it's called.

SPEAKER_06 8:08

All right. Add to the list every white person gathering is gonna have this food.