SPEAKER_02 0:00

I'm not gonna say we haven't heard stories similar to this, but this one might be the oddest thing that I've heard about wanting to get retrieved from a porta-potty.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

I want to retrieve nothing from a port-a potty.

SPEAKER_02 0:14

But if you just bought your new iPhone 17 Pro Max.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

Oh no! I don't care. You're not digging in? I'm not digging in.

SPEAKER_02 0:22

You better have insurance on that, though. This is not an iPhone Pro 17 Max that uh was dropped in the port-a-potty.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

I'm just imagining being at a concert. Like I'm thinking of, I know that Dave Matthews band was playing over the weekend. I think maybe Saratoga. I can't remember. Anyway, just imagine all of the patchulli-loving people that expelled in that expelled in that portable toilet.

SPEAKER_02 0:48

Well, there was a guy in Kansas that uh, you know, he had uh had to be rescued. He had to be rescued after he got stuck inside a portable toilet. Yes, he went after something and then got himself stuck. Told the rescuers he was trying to retrieve something that he had dropped inside of it. And and I know you ask what it was that he was trying to retrieve. Here is a spokesperson.

SPEAKER_00 1:09

Uh knocked again. The man inside said he was not going to get out. They looked inside and didn't see anybody. The lid was closed, no one was in the restroom. It kind of startled them. All of a sudden, a head popped out of the toilet, and he said, I'm in here. He told them he was retrieving a Mountain Dew bottle that he dropped in from the night before. After it was cut open, the man was able to exit the toilet. Fire department did hook up water to their truck and gave them a free shower. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

Here's my assumption. Now would you for a Diet Coke? No. No, here's my assumption. It was a from the night before. I think drugs were in there.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

I'm gonna bet that. Yeah. I'm gonna bet there was absolutely something in there.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

He literally went feet first. Because they said his head popped up.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

Yeah, or he dove in and then, of course, had to swim himself upside right.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

No.