SPEAKER_03 0:00

Merle, I'm with you, buddy. I was thinking the exact same thing. Uh 3557 said, uh Allie, maybe the uh uh oh, they were uh they were talking cottage cheese can last 500 days in a freezer. Maybe. Uh first of all, what frozen cheese never seems to work itself back out after it's frozen. We were talking about how a company is making an electronic nose for those people that struggle with expiration dates, or maybe they just have terrible allergies and they can't tell, is this questionable? There are people, I I I can see this being a very handy tool that, you know, you a kitchen tool, you can unlike the salad shooter or the salad spinner, which are up for sale at every uh estate sale. There is some logic to this. So besides joking with Allie, that I've seen her make some questionable choices out of the fridge. Because I hate wasting food. I get it. I do.

SPEAKER_02 0:47

But there are people, if you've got I was raised with like no money and that my parents like withheld food from me. No.

SPEAKER_03 0:54

No, it was the era we grew up in. We all heard about Ethiopia and the fact that a piece of rice would feed the entire country. I'm not kidding. This was the era we grew up in. Yes, all the PSAs. Oh my gosh. Well, a dollar a day. Jeez, it was brutal. Uh looking back at it, I'm like, wow, we're kind of in an insensitive group. Yet they're funny. Uh anyway, uh the so I could see this being a handy tool because you've if you've got severe allergies, one of Gavin's buddies has the worst allergies. Like, he he sounds more like Sylvester Stallone than Stallone does. I have a He comes over, he's like, Oh, I haven't smelled in five weeks. And it's like this could be helpful to somebody like that. Or maybe you had a nose job and they botched it and you can't smell anymore.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Well, also because there is in every relationship, there's somebody who they just really take it to the mark, and the other person, the second it is even a whisper of the the expiration date, they're like, throw it away, throw it away.

SPEAKER_03 1:46

Up at midnight, throwing it out, it expired today. Yes, yes. So I could see this being very handy because sometimes, and there's even foods you know, like okay, you mentioned Zach went in for the homemade salsa. And I gotta think there's a lot of spices in that, things you know that can help preserve it naturally longer. Yes. But sometimes there's items that you do wonder, you're like, you know, is that sauerkraut? Which should not go bad forever.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

I know, but we have to still okay. We have a jar. I'm glad you said sauerkraut. We have a jar from the Aldi, and it is I think it looks a little gray. And he keeps saying, If it's gray, throw it away. That's what I said. Yeah. And he he goes, Oh no, it's supposed to ferment. It's fine.

SPEAKER_03 2:29

Well, no, no, it's already fermented, Zach. That's the point. You're getting it that way.

SPEAKER_02 2:32

I know, and I I said, I don't think it's supposed to be that color. And he's holding on to this. This is like the one thing in my fridge.

SPEAKER_03 2:38

Like a prize gem.

SPEAKER_02 2:39

Yeah, this is the one thing in my fridge that he won't throw away or let me throw away. I think honestly, because I mean he didn't spend the night last night, I should have thrown it away.

SPEAKER_03 2:48

You get home beforehand, bitch. Exactly. Anyway, um, so and maybe the 500 days, maybe Merle meant that was uh that the Salem's hot dog you said that could last like 200 days. First of all, it's gotta be an unopened package. Right. The air can't hit it. Maybe in the freezer?

SPEAKER_02 3:03

Oh, yeah, in the freezer. I'll let anything go. But then it gets to the point in the freezer, it's so freezer burned that when you do thaw it, it just tastes terrible.

SPEAKER_03 3:10

Yeah. They go, oh no, the salsa. Yeah, that's pretty rough. Now listen, I'm gonna play something for you because this is taking over the internet, but you guys all gotta do me a huge favor. What? You gotta make sure that Shimon County doesn't find out about this, or there'll be another uh animal killing. This is Jimothy the raccoon taking over the internet.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

See, what am I looking at? You have the strangest body, buddy. Holy cow.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

Oh boy, so now a raccoon a little bit more dangerous than say, I don't know, a squirrel.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

Um, but um I've been s I've been talking about raccoons since last week because one of our coworkers, big Jimothy fan. Really? Yes, Melissa. And I said, growing up, I I don't I don't like raccoons because growing up, Julia Harmon, her family had raccoons, and at first they were so cute and we would feed them with little a little bottle and and it was adorable, and then all of a sudden they're like Yeah, they turn like overnight.

SPEAKER_03 4:03

Yeah, like a hot dog in your fridge.

SPEAKER_02 4:06

Jimothy, I feel I could turn on you.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

Yeah, well, Jimothy, here's the thing he's uh so recognizable because uh, well, one, the name Jimothy, and he suffers from a short spine syndrome, which gives him a uh well, very recognizable shape uh and posture.

SPEAKER_02 4:22

So I still feel like a raccoon's a raccoon.

SPEAKER_03 4:26

Yeah.

unknown 4:26

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

It's gonna turn.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

Right. It's not anything that I'm ever gonna say, can I can I get a pet raccoon?

SPEAKER_03 4:33

Then you're gonna have this reduced raccoon coming at you, and you're gonna be like, oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

I wouldn't even get a ferret because I mean, it's just the smell.

SPEAKER_03 4:39

Oh, interestingly enough, I have something on a ferret too. There is uh, where is this here? Hang on a second. Let me come down to this. I saw something about a ferret and a parrot. Did you see this? No. Oh, hold on a second. This is um let me come back to it here. It'll just ah, meet uh no, that's the locksmith. I'll play you that later. Hang on. Uh I'm trying to find oh, here it is. Uh, this is going viral right now. I don't uh when you hear it, you're gonna be like, Really, this is it? A guy known as Dr. Waffle. Okay. Dr. Waffle uh uh he's posted a um reel on Facebook of little uh characters sharing a pair uh a pear and a carrot. Listen to Dr. Waffle. Here you go. This will mess your head right up.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

A parrot and a ferret sharing, a pear and a carrot on the ferrets, parents terrace in Paris, the glaring ferrets, parents in barrist. You see ferrets of Baron's air apparent, but the ferret caring had merit and air up there with rarest with parrot. So pears with parrot, he cherished as much as parrot cherished sharing is parish with parrots.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

He's like the first rap. By the way, uh Shaquille O'Neal. Yeah, Shaquille O'Neal is gonna be here on Sunday, and I I Saturday. Saturday, why did I say Sunday? Saturday, and at first I thought, when I heard that Shaquille O'Neal is DJing, I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:59

One's a twos, Ellie.

SPEAKER_02 6:00

That's what I thought it was gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

Wheels of steel.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

And then wait, do do like a Gold Bond commercial and I'm gonna I'm gonna wrap behind you, okay? Ready?

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Try Gold Bond medicated powder, if not that icy hot. Then called. That's what I thought. I was gonna go through all of the things he endorses. Then called the general car insurance. Uh B W G I is checked.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_01 6:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:26

But instead, you got that. Bada.

SPEAKER_03 6:30

But Shaq, dude, he's crazy. He's like a total hype guy. When you see this, I know. And I just gotta get tickets for grid life because this is gonna be wild. He's pretty early in the night.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

Um, we have some tickets to give away today.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

Oh, we gotta give some of these away.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

Yes. Um, but also I found out that the reason that his set is at 6 45, which is kind of early.

SPEAKER_03 6:51

Oh, that's great for me.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

I mean, it's I know. It's light out. Thank you, Shaq. Is because did you know that he is spinning in Buffalo that night? Oh, the same night?

SPEAKER_03 6:59

Yes. I thought it was the next day. Oh, that's what it is. No. I'll take your sloppy firsts.