SPEAKER_02 0:00

How long could you live with me or with Scott? And why? So I are you gonna live with us for like uh is it gonna be me for one week? Is it Scott for two days? Is it me for an entire year? But also why? What is the reasoning that you can live with us for that long?

SPEAKER_01 0:16

No, I gotta give credit. You you got an early start out here on the tax lines. Of course, everybody's like, Allie!

SPEAKER_00 0:21

Ah, Allie, Allie's so much fun, except I'd be exhausted.

SPEAKER_02 0:25

Yes, it is. Don't get me wrong, it's tiring. I told Zach I am gonna because we're gonna be at Grid Life on Saturday. I said, Friday, we're not doing anything because we have to save up all of our energy for Shaquille!

unknown 0:38

What?

SPEAKER_01 0:40

I don't believe that. You're not gonna do anything. Something will happen between now and Friday, and you're like, oh, let's go for dinner.

SPEAKER_02 0:45

And then I'm going, uh I'm already gonna be at the Glen on Wednesday for motors and music. That doesn't make any difference. Friday night's gonna roll around here, it's gonna be a beautiful night.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

Let's go find a patio.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

And then five drinks later, you're waking up at one o'clock on Saturday going, I gotta go to the Glen today. Because Junior had you up all night. You know, I will say, you having an early start to this, which is pretty atypical, people jump on the on the pain bandwagon right away. That's right. But then they start coming around to the Scott side.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

Did you want to read that text that came in from 4468? The one that says, I think I could live with Scott just because he cooks and has pugs. I think I could do it for a week, maybe two. Okay. That's uh, you know, and and quite frankly, that's probably all I could tolerate you two.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

So that works.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

And Abby said Scott Forever because of his impeccable music taste.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

Oh, baby, talk to me. Oh, baby, talk to me. I'm close to you. I don't remember the rest of the song.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

What you're saying is you want to listen to 90s pop the rest of your life.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Hello!

SPEAKER_02 1:45

This was a guy. I couldn't deal with that. I need to go on this guy again.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

I need a little something meatier in my view, but where's the good part? Hang on. Let's have it. Then I'm coming over to the phones here. We actually got a call up there.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

Uh to me.

SPEAKER_01 2:10

In the home album. Ruining it for Zach and me. Yeah, his rule is no singing 80s music, and now my rule. No singing 90s music while you're ruining it.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

Why can't I just let my light shine?

SPEAKER_01 2:26

Oh, God, believe me. You're like a damn lighthouse in a fog storm. We can't miss you. Well, welcome to the Scott and Allie show. I'm I'm almost dreading this. Are you uh coming to live with me or Allie?

SPEAKER_03 2:38

Uh Scott, I think I'm gonna have to come live with you, my man.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

Oh, okay. All right, we're in a good place. I like it. Now we need to know why and how many days you could stay living with me.

SPEAKER_03 2:48

I think I could pull off a couple weeks. And I think the real reason is because let's be real here. Scott's a bully, but he's a funny bully. I am bullying like how am I a bullshit?

SPEAKER_02 2:59

That's true. Did we not watch our latest TikTok? I believe we did. Okay, until it was Jim Free.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

No, you know, but I don't know. I'm a product of the 70s and the 80s, and I and Allie can it, she can attest to this. You know, a little bit of uh a little bit of teasing and and and you know, it gets you it it makes you strong for the world as opposed to these, you know, little little cupcakes now that walk around they're like, oh my gosh. Well you know it's that feeling. Uh-huh. You know? You are welcome to come and stay. Wait, how many days did you say? Oh, he said a couple weeks. A couple weeks. And here's the best part of it. You're actually helping me out. Because if you take four pugs and I take a couple pugs, and Tiffany takes a couple pugs, man, it's a lot more spread out.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

What about Gavin and Lydia? Do they each get a pug? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. See, now we're spread out.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

So you look at that. You see, this works great for me. I'm a bully, but a funny bully.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

Hold on, because I gotta grab your info, okay? Is that the weirdest compliment you've heard? So am I a harmless bully? It is harmless because at least I look at it like harmless because it's so corny it's harmless. Well, that's the point to it, you know?

SPEAKER_01 4:08

I mean, because I got mean bullied when I was a kid. But guess what? I'm not a victim like y'all are today. Oh no! I'm sitting here doing a radio show with this. Where is it? Baby, talk to me! No, Mike said you are the one making 90s music sound worse. I'm with you, Mike.

unknown 4:29

Come on.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

No, no, no, no, no. Uh correction. He says, you can't make 90s music sound worse.

SPEAKER_00 4:36

Shut up, Mike. Enough.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

I just can't.