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Before we look at these answers for our trivia question, either for grid life or for wholesome cafe gift cards, Samantha says, 37 years old here. I still collect rocks. They're on my window, still in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_00 0:13

Okay. Some of them are neat.

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I did not realize that so many of you were c okay, so many of you too, are collecting rocks.

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Yeah.

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Okay, here's the question for the grid life tickets up at the track this weekend. This is the drifting race racing. And also Shaquille O'Neal, T Payne DJing this weekend. Shaquille's set is at 6 45 Saturday. DJ. Teddy Payne, his doesn't come on until 10.45. You know, I actually was at the gym yesterday and listened to a lot of DJ D song.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Okay, that's his That's a great workout set.

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That was that's his DJ name. And then I went over to Conan O'Brien's podcast and listened to Shaquille O'Neal on Conan O'Brien because I thought if we end up getting this meet and greet, which we'll find out today when I get up to the track, if we end up getting this meet and greet, I was like, I need to make sure I know enough about Shaquille O'Neal.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

Yeah, because I'll be just a drooling fool. I'll be like, hey Kevin, look at the tall man over there.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

That's Shaq. He has a really cool life, actually.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

He really does. I, you know, I tease Shaq because I'm like, you know, he does all the endorsements and I'm just like, oh, is he hot?

SPEAKER_01 1:12

He talked about that extensively in this podcast.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

Oh, about it. The endorsements? Yes, yes. Let's face it, it's paying every bill. Oh. Times 10.

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You know what? We'll talk about that in a minute. But first, let's let's get a winner for this. 40% of couples share this. What is it? And we'll start with this political views, L-O-L. That is from 1835. Not the answer.

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Yeah, no. I should give that a buzzer in a big way.

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4441 actually had a really great one.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

Oh yeah.

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Vehicle.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

Oh, that's a great answer. Yeah. A lot of times people do have to do that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

Nope, not it. This one's disgusting. But from 1743, towels?

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Well, okay, hold on. Your butt crack was there. Well, okay. Hold on. Can I ask this question? Go ahead. How vigorously do you take a towel into your butt crack? Very vigorously. I do not. I mean, do you have like do you have like tight cheeks where you have to get in there and like I just want it dry. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

I don't like a wet crack, which is why if I do if I do the cottonell things, oh, which I gotta put those on my grocery list. If I do the cottonell things.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

God, this show is one scorching case of ADHD already, and it's not even like seven. Tell me about it.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

Wow. Then I have to, I have to put toilet paper back there as an afterthought because I just don't like a damp bug. Okay, so I'm not sure. It feels like sitting in on a uh on a porch chair after a ring.

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It must be your ass design. It must be because I I'm sorry, mine is not as flat as yours. Well, maybe that's why I'm lucky and I don't have to do that. Between the treat cheeks, treats. You know, I can just- Mine's a bit of a dumper. Okay, so if you're vigorously, you know, like the one hand in front, one in back, then I can see not sharing. You're just drying yourself off. It's like, well, you're clean, you're out of the shower. Did you not clean your crack?

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Yes, but I don't want wherever Zach cleaned his crevices, whatever those crevices may be. Okay. I don't want to touch that to my face.

SPEAKER_00 3:10

Then don't use that washcloth. Okay, here's a How about just don't share towels?

SPEAKER_01 3:14

Well, here's because I don't know which part touched his buttons.

SPEAKER_00 3:18

But you're clean. I don't care. Here's the thing the washcloth, I mean, if you're going in deep to make sure.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Did you want me to like take No, I can't imagine. So that really would be a very terrible visual for his coat workers.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

You don't you don't want to take, you know, the washcloth that you just finished cleaning your butthole with and then leaving it hanging in there. Because if he's like, I got soap in my eyes and he grabs it, suddenly he's got pink eye.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

I usually will use a towel for three days. So I, yes, I'm like, you're clean coming out. And then I hang it. So for him to if he had to wash his face and then used my butt towel.

SPEAKER_00 3:55

But again, it's with the butt part that that that nobody's as vigorous as you, but I'm just Um Lots of people vigorously dry their butt crack, I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

Can I get some can I get some um some help on that?

SPEAKER_00 4:08

Like, don't you vigorously dry your butt crack? I mean, is it a front and a back and a bath and back and a forth? I mean, I'm like, I I have to think about how I do it. I know it's dry every day. I'm sitting obviously in a dry butt. So I will this detoured in the weirdest way.

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And we'll get the answer. Hold on. Uh, but I will, I don't do the towel in the front, towel in the back. I do like towel in hand up and really dig in like you're like you're digging in the sand. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 4:37

I'm you're you're you're supposed to be clean.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

40% of couples share this. What is it? Somebody said a blanket at night. I would think so. I would think like that would be more like 89%. But anyway. Then we have my fiance said bank account.

SPEAKER_00 4:53

Oh no. Some of you do. Some of you do.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

I I don't and will never. Uh let's see. Boom, boom, boom. Leftovers? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

That can get you in trouble. If you don't tell the other one that you're eating the uh leftovers. I wanted that.

SPEAKER_01 5:09

This is a Scott Tiffany thing. Oh my god, yes. Uh somebody else said bank account socks. I always feel weird when I put on Zach socks. Oh, I think.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

No, okay, now that's something I'm not gonna do. She has tiny little feet like she's a small Asian woman. And uh, you know, so it's like if I put on her sock, it barely gets past the front part of my toes.

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And when I put on his socks, I've got this it's like an awning.

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Yeah.

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It's like an awning on the back of the heel.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Oh my god. Yes.

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And then wait, this one. Winner right here. Yeah. Good everyone. Good grief. Please do not say toothbrush.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

Oh. And that's it. 40% are sharing a toothbrush? Oh man, I'd rather lick your butt crack towel.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

I will, in a pinch. In a pinch, I will share a toothbrush with him. Just because I know that we're swapping spit. But other than that.

SPEAKER_00 6:01

And guess what? Something else of his is going near the butt crack. And yet that's a problem with a towel?

SPEAKER_01 6:07

Yeah, I will, like I said, once I have to be pretty desperate on the toothbrush thing. And I don't think he would appreciate it. He probably has never known that it's had to be a quickie.

SPEAKER_00 6:20

You know what? An answer that did not come in, and I'm surprised. What? Razor. Because a woman is notorious. Let me just tell you how this works in my house. Uh-huh. So I have my uh Harry's razor, right? Yeah. And she's got her four or five that are on display in the shower.

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Pink and purple.

SPEAKER_00 6:38

It's like all these different designs.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

Some of them are hanging up. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 6:42

And a couple of them are sitting in that puddle of water, and I'm like, oh yeah. So, but then every once in a while she'll let out on me. She's like, Oh yeah, I used your razor.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

And I'm like, Because they're better. Guys' razors are so much better. Why don't you just buy one of mine? I I do. I was actually at an estate sale the other day and bought And you bought us razors. Well, no, it was this woman had the second. This woman had so much backstock of everything that I was buying everything from like saline, you know, the that you put in your nose. Oh my gosh. I bought that.

SPEAKER_00 7:13

You gotta buy that from an estate sale.

SPEAKER_01 7:15

Band-aids. Oh yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_00 7:17

Yeah, not doing band-aids, maybe. Not doing the saline, not if it's been up somebody else's nose.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

Well, no, it was it was close. It was sealed.

SPEAKER_00 7:24

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_01 7:24

But I do not like sharing a razor though.

SPEAKER_00 7:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:29

It's not my thing. And I have been in relationships before where I have done it and I did not go overwhelmed.

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What is this one? Hang on. We just one final one.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

And then we I was like, oh, you you don't like shaving your face with what was just in between my cheeks?

SPEAKER_00 7:42

I'm just kidding. But I can't dry my face with what was just in between your cheeks? Okay. So this one comes from 0808 and it says, okay. So going off uh the butt crack uh tangent. Tangent. Just take a quick swipe uh with toilet paper before you get dressed and flush it. Oh no. You know why you can't use toilet paper? Because toilet paper leaves crumbs sometimes. And and especially if you're uh extra moist, you know, from a shower. Exactly. Um you're gonna have like toilet paper dingleberries.

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Have you ever been using the bathroom here at work and they run out of paper towels? So then you're like, well, I'll try to dry my hands with some TP. It's ridiculous. No, we're not doing that either.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

We're gonna have to uh uh really spend some uh time No, we're not actually I'm really good with your hygiene. Whatever the hell. I'm I'm over this.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

Oh, by the way, winter is 0808. I will get in touch with you and we'll get you either a grid life if you can come this weekend, Chris.

SPEAKER_00 8:40

If not, it'll be Wholesome Cafe. Wholesome cafe, whichever you can use.