Scott & Ally on Demand

What Taylor sounds like to non Taylor fans

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Are you a little bit surprised that we have still not seen much of anything from this wedding?

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Yes, the only thing we've seen is ice sculpture.

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Oh, I don't know that I saw that.

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Oh, God. It's a uh TNT. Gosh, who released it? Somebody released the ice sculpture. I can't remember who it is. Jason Kelsey just confirmed yesterday. Paul McCartney and Stevie Nix did perform, and Taylor did some of her own lyrics, but sang them. And then the other thing that I saw was this is not confirmed. But the other thing I saw was that they think that Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton did attend and used it as their five-year anniversary date. Oh, that's cute.

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Uh yeah, no, it's weird that we haven't seen or heard anything.

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Well, I think she's I think you're right. She's gonna monopolize on making money somehow, somehow.

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There will be a way to make money back from what she spent on this. Yeah. Uh but that being said, I do want to play this for you. I love this channel. Uh this is you guys can find There I Ruined It on YouTube. It is I'm gonna say if they have a hundred videos, 97 of them are spectacular. Bangers. You'll get the occasional, you know, uh like this. But this one, they got it pretty much right. So if you're like most 60-year-old guys and and just aren't into Taylor Swift, yeah, what do you hear? You know, like you don't, because if you're a Swifty, you're you know the lyrics. You're right, you know every song.

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I think if I was a 60-year-old guy, all I would hear is like, huh. No, this is what they hear.

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I want you to listen close to it because the there I ruined it. Tells us what uh Taylor Swift sounds like to non-Swifties Getaway car at the front of the bar.

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It's like, oh my god, get away in our car. Bad girl, bread lips, stay out late. I'll be your best mistake. Waiters serves the rice, I brings a little ice. It's not so nice, girls. Don't play nice.

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This is the second time I have a dad reference for you. I mentioned earlier, my dad just does not remember any of my friends' names. Yeah. I have had the same best friends, the same ones, some of them since sixth grade, some of them since ninth grade. And do you think he remembers any of them? No. You know who he remembers? Timmy. That's it. Me. And Scott. Yeah, yeah. And that's because he's like, I love his voice.

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Can't wait to see your dad.

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Other than that, well, like you will in two weeks. I know. Uh so yeah, Scott's coming to my parents' house, which is so adorable.

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I had said this. I said, uh, you know, I I've never ever seen the uh Payne compound. And it's it's gonna blow your mind. I don't doubt it. I thought I should, you know.

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We'll do a little video of you going through of the house tour.

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The museum.

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But it's the same with my dad would say this when I was in high school. So I'm obviously Taylor Swift wasn't around when I was in high school. I know I look young, but anyway. Um everybody see how she slid that in? But I have something on that age thing in a second. But whatever I was into at the time, my dad one time blatantly was like, I don't know what you're saying. All I hear is blah, blah, blah, Rocky Horror Pictures show, blah, blah, blah. Oh my god, Mark and I.

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This is why your dad and I get along so well. Because when you go down the path of Rocky Horror, I'm like, oh.

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But it's gotta be the same with Gavin and Lydia, right? Like, like Gavin.

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No, no, yes, Gavin, Gavin's videos. Oh my god.

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Blah, blah, blah, skibbity toilet or whatever he's into. I don't even know what he's into.

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I'm a nerd. I'm a I'm a hardcore nerd. I like my sci-fi. Yeah. But when he talks about Ichiru Menard and Goo Goo Ga and the people from the animated stuff, I'm like, blah, blah, blah. One eye closes. This is how it looks. Why do moms keep it together? They fake it really good. One eye closes, and and I kind of look at Gavin and I'm like, uh-huh. Okay, what about Lydia? Lydia talks about like what's she's Yeah, a little, she's a little, she hasn't quite hit that phase yet where it's like, this is her pet. Like, Gavin's got the anime thing going, and he'll get that, or a video. I don't know. The worst is his videos. All I know is I don't understand the videos. Randomly in a video, you'll you'll be seeing like, and then the dog walks, right?

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Wait, wait, wait. What happened? How do dads coast through life though? They don't know any friend name, they don't know what you're interested in. Pretend Al baby Allie, little teenage Allie, went missing. And they're like, Okay, sir, like who'd name some of her friends?

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I can form the search party.

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Who name some of her friends? Who would she have been with?

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I don't know.

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Yeah. Okay, what is she interested in? Like, was she at like a concert? What's the name of a concert she would go to? How does my dad coast through life? Like, and to be honest with you, he kind of is on the tier of the more favorite parent. But he doesn't know anything about me. Has no interest really in my life. But he goes along with it.

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You know, it's it's like it's confused support. Yeah. It's you know, it's like same with Gavin. Oh, yeah, I watched uh on uh kaigu ja ja from I don't know, it's a Japanese anime show. Kaigu Ja Ja. Uh, all of a sudden, uh, I saw, you know, uh Ichiru uh decided that he was gonna do this. And I know there might be a bad word in this video, dad, but listen to this. Uh and then she walked across the yard and blah blah blah. And I'm like, what is happening?

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Yet you're probably the favorite parent, and you're just gonna keep coasting and well, at least you get them dressed, showered, and get them to school.

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I'll be honest with you. That's Tiffany.

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That's Tiffany.