Scott & Ally on Demand

What do you when someone knocks on the bathroom door? 1

7 Mountains Media

Use Left/Right to seek, Home/End to jump to start or end. Hold shift to jump forward or backward.

0:00 | 5:52
SPEAKER_00

God, shame on me. I have to open my texting. I'm gonna get to that, but real quick while we do that. Uh-huh. What a gorgeous morning, my gosh. And the fact, you know, it's days like this, Allie, that I have to say to Nyseg. Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_01

We turned off the AC last night. It was perfect. And it's gonna be perfect all day, I assume, right?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, it's gorgeous. We we are in a pattern of sunshine right now until Sunday afternoon. Sunny 78 today. Maybe not a pool day because 78, you know, I mean, I like it in the 80s a little bit when I'm in there. Uh I mean could be a pool day. You don't care. You don't care. Uh Lydia gave it to Gavin the other day. You know, they have uh where they go in the morning for the summer, and uh uh Miss Sarah has a pool. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. And uh, I guess let's see, Monday, which was pretty warm. Uh they were in the pool, and I'm like, well, was it warm? And Gavin's like, no. And and and listen to Lydia. You gotta move around, Gavin.

SPEAKER_01

That's adorable. I love it.

SPEAKER_00

So you got good today. We're back into the 80s tomorrow, and we're gonna stay really nice through uh through well, the beginning part is Sunday for sure.

SPEAKER_01

If anybody's going to corn Corning Farmers Market, I'll see you there today. I'll be there. Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_00

You're going, you're heading back there today.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm just there shooting some content, but of course, I mean, I'm it's like the holy grail of farmers market. So has has the produce begun to really come in? Yes. Already so much. Okay. So much. All right. Blueberries for sure. Yeah, oh yeah. Um uh beets I saw last week. I don't know. Can't beat that. But I'm bringing and I'm getting a chicken barbecue. Well, they do that too? Yeah, I saw it last the Amish. I saw I saw it last week, and I didn't get it. I was like, mm-mm. Next week, I'm gonna go. I'm getting that. Oh my gosh. So yesterday at Motors and uh Motors and Music at Watkins Glen, right next to it, they have they're they're not like they're they're not indoor, but they're not outdoor bathrooms. They are it's like a little it's like a building. Oh, I've seen it. But where do I have it's an opening?

SPEAKER_00

In fact, a farmer's market has this.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. So there's a couple of things.

SPEAKER_00

Where it's like a back end of a tractor trailer, but it's bathrooms, but time smaller than that. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01

So that as I go in there to use the restroom because there's tons of people there yesterday, it was jam-packed. What gorgeous weather. I'm in the stall, and then all of a sudden somebody knocks on the door and I'm like, somebody's in here. Somebody's in here.

SPEAKER_00

It's kind of the reaction you get.

SPEAKER_01

I always say, somebody's in here. I don't like what do you say when somebody Who's somebody? Right. What do you say when somebody knocks on the bathroom door when you're in there? Do you go like, nothing? Do you go silent and go, they'll figure it out? Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00

They'll push on the door and realize somebody's in there. Right. Because sometimes you walk in the bathrooms, you can't see the feet. You know what I mean? It's like you're not, it's just set up that way. Or do you go, taking a poop? That would be I think I'd be more like, hello? Hello, hello.

SPEAKER_01

Hello? Like, why why are we helloing?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

You knocked. Hello? No, they knocked. Oh, yeah, that's what I meant. They knocked. Oh, I could always knock back.

SPEAKER_00

Well, then you gotta get up.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's not gonna work.

SPEAKER_01

Right. I can't like knock with my foot.

SPEAKER_00

That's a great question. If you're in a a a public style restroom of sorts, uh and and you know Somebody knocks on the stall or the door or whatever. I mean, you would think that the door being ajar would be the dead giveaway versus the door that's closed.

SPEAKER_01

But I know sometimes that, you know, they just automatically kind of shut on their own.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, some of them do that. And if you can't see the feet, so if you I mean, you kind of do the knock, but it's almost like all this happens before your brain can process. Oh, I can't open the door, so what do you do?

SPEAKER_01

And I can't process my response except for somebody's in here. Like I am the last person.

SPEAKER_00

Is it occupied? I'm the loudest person I know, but in that moment, I'm like And you have to change your voice because they don't want you to know that you're blowing it up. Right.

SPEAKER_01

Like, oh, sorry, Allie. Well, that's why I was I I figure I could go, hey, somebody's in here.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, God. Oh, this is great. Kenny said, uh, say, uh, pass me the paper, please. Oh, yes. Oh, of course I got one. The yes or is full. Thanks, Dean.

SPEAKER_01

I love that. I either say, somebody's in here. This is from Sarah, and my favorite, taking a dump.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna be here forever. You literally say that? Taking a dump. I would love to do if I had the guts, but again, because your brain, both the person knocking and you, your brains aren't processing the quick quick enough. Wasn't expecting this. Well, if you knock, the door should open, inviting you in, right? So your brain's not processing. You're the one that's sitting there going, Whoa, I you know, this is not what I expected. Because when you're at home, rarely does somebody knock on the door while you're mid-sitting, if you know what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01

If you don't see me, I'm in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly. So none of this processes through your mind the quick way. No. So you have to be, you know, it it always has to be something like I I would love to do what the guy did years ago at the Home Depot. They he initially got in trouble, but then they realized he was just joking around. Fixing to blow it up.

SPEAKER_01

I also like 4137. You never say that though. No, my my brain doesn't think that fast, but that's where I feel like I need to have I need to have a response in my pocket for this next time because 4137, occupied.

SPEAKER_00

Same with Natalie. Occupied. Occupied. Just a moment. I'll push harder.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my gosh. Start grunting in the leaf with Lisa's Kenny.

SPEAKER_00

You see, everybody has a go to with it.

SPEAKER_01

And it's not my personality. No.

SPEAKER_00

Occupied, just a moment.

SPEAKER_01

Like, that's not my personality at all. No, not at all.

SPEAKER_00

All of a sudden you're like, you know, in the in a tizzy.

SPEAKER_01

All of a sudden, I am the meekest little tiny woman in the room.

SPEAKER_00

Somebody's in here. If they stand outside there long enough and listen, they know you're not the meekest.