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Allie told us that uh if you're a guy and you like Ella Langley.

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You're an Ella fella. Yeah.

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And I was like, I want one. You want one?

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I want a I want like an Allie's something. Something. Pain something.

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Uh yeah, it's a tough one.

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Uh Pain Pals. That one was cute.

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It sounds like an 80s stuffed toy. It dies. Pain pals. Pain pals. Hug them in and squeeze them in. There yours. Pain pals. Pain pals. Available at Toys R Us.

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What was it, the Puppy Patch? Or not Puppy Patch? Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Well, there was Cabbage Patch. There was Puppy Pound Puppies. Pound puppies. Yeah. I gotta see if I can find the Pound Puppy jingle. Hang on.

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Somebody, wait, who is this that said painkillers? 3750. That's great. Then we also had Pain's Pedros. Okay. 3591.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

On a similar note, somebody wrote, you have to get the digits to give them the uh proper shout out, Allie's Amigos.

SPEAKER_00 0:56

Oh, 3591. Yeah, they they put a couple in here. There was also from 3638, The Major Pains. Ooh. Also an excellent movie with one of the Wayne's brothers.

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Yes.

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Pain's Danes. Oh, that's cute.

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That's some old school, yeah.

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But I like it. That sounds so like Davonair. I'm a Payne Dane. Wait, hold on. Good everyone. How about Allie's? Oh, Pain Pals instead of Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, they said Allie's pales. I think this is I think that's a typo. Yeah, there might be. I think they they they tried to say, how about Allie's pales? Pales.

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Yeah, I'm a pail of Allie's. Here, this see if this is puppy. I'm supposed to find you. Remember that? Give me a name. I'll call you Frickle. Lots of pound puppies need your love. Okay, well, anyway, I can't take that. Yeah, but the jingle, you know, I'm like, you can have your own if your pain's pals.

SPEAKER_00 1:49

Scott, you're from Buffalo. Do you think Buffalo girls are made different? Like built different.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

Yeah, there's an interesting. God, I wish I could get Heather on the phone for this because she would know. So our friend Heather uh lives up in Buffalo. They listen every morning down. Heather, if you're uh if you're hearing this right now, uh uh call, maybe you can back me up on this. So there is an interesting phenomenon that happens in Buffalo. What's that? Um there is Buff Tuff. Buff tough. Yes. I want you to hold on to that. That's actually partly it. There's a sector of the female population in Buffalo that looks like the bus dumped it out from Jersey right into Buffalo. Okay. Figure that one out.

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I'm talking New Bursey. New Bursey. New burstalo.

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New burfalo. So anyway, I want you to think hair, blonde, pretty bleached, in a ponytail, sticking out of the back of a trucker hat, uh, hoisted rack, very I'm so charming. Yeah. Uh probably wearing a sports jersey of some kind, like a Bill's thing. Yes? Follow along. Okay. And very dark eyeliner and potentially uh a tanned up, but also skin in a way that if you accidentally nicked it with something, you would just peel right off yourself. Like it would just be like it's a weird look. There is a segment of that now, of course, there's not everyone like that, but there is that trend to lean that way a little bit up there.

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Did you see the viral It's different from here? Did you see the viral video of the girl who shares her lip gloss? And everyone's saying that the your buffalo coated differently.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

That's what it is. Oh yes. That's disgusting. That is disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

Yes, I would never share my lip gloss with a stranger, mind you. Uh let's say we're at we're at the Bills game, and all of a sudden, these lips are chapped. I'm not gonna be like, can I?

SPEAKER_01 3:43

Oh no, you gotta no no no. You're not worried about chapped lips in Buffalo. You gotta keep the sheen.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

Okay, either way, I could be at anything in Buffalo. I'm not gonna look at the girl next to me and go, Can I can I borrow some of that? Yeah, exactly. Oh, that's weird. That is weird.

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What is the reason behind why girls are doing? That's gross.

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She just needed some lip glosses. That was that? Oh. Yes, and she borrowed it from uh a random person. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

No, no, no, no, exactly. Anything that because you don't know where those lips have been. You don't know what comes out on that lip from time to time.

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Why? I asked you if Buffalo girls. I asked you if Buffalo girls are different. Because as a finger lakes girl, I'm not doing that. No, I mean there's a lot Will I take a sip of wine after you? Yes. Yeah. I love when you're at a winery. Oh my gosh, this wine is so good.

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And you go in for a sip off there.

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Do you want to do you wanna try it? You're s you're sitting next to somebody. You're at like Hazlitt's bar, and you know how they have the horseshoe bar. Yeah. Oh my gosh, girl, this wine is so this oh, so good. You want to try it? Can I try it? Yeah, okay. Yeah, I kind of do.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

Tiffany kind of said this right too. She just texted, she goes, Buffalo girls are more butch, and not in the sense like they're lesbians. I'm saying like they're just lesbians. Suddenly I sound like one. Uh it's uh it it it there is a weird tough. Like I said, Buff tough. Buff tough. I want you to envision including those lips. Somebody loaded up a uh greyhound full of girls from Jersey, took them all to Buffalo, dumped them out, and said they spread across the land and show the women what the look should be.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Yes, and then there's a little bit of a different, it's not total New Jersey. There has to be that Buffalo Sheen on there.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

Yes, and that's the lips. I'm telling you, there is. That's how it is. It was like a trading squad full of Jersey girls just dumped into the city.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

Okay, then that makes sense because these are this is a blue-collar city. This is hardworking city. This is this is a And you want your woman hard. Yes, yes, I want to be buffalo coated a little bit differently.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

But not cherry. A little spicy. Yeah, yes.