SPEAKER_00 0:00

One of my favorite things, and I say that totally in the sense of it's not really a favorite thing. I actually hate it more than anything.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:08

Is uh well one of my favorite things is the wife call or the husband calling competition that happens every year at like the Kentucky State Fair. Uh-huh. This we always get audio for this of where like you'll hear a large lady, and sometimes not so large of a lady, up on stage and she's like, Han! And you know, it makes me laugh.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

Why is it always their name though? Shouldn't it be because I never call when I'm talking to Zach, I don't call, I go, Zach, Zachary? No.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

Yeah, that ain't gonna get them from the back of the yard. They the whole point of this competition is the loudest woman calling their husband. They shouldn't be like, Boo! Yeah, they do sometimes like that. It's like, you know, you might have a nickname. So it could be that or the name. Except I hate it when it happens to me if I'm at a store. If I'm two aisles over, and uh and my ex-wife was really the mistress at this. She was like, Scott! I'm like, oh my god, you know, chips are flying in the air because I'm gonna go. Oh my lord. And uh uh I actually did it to Tiffany not long ago. We were at Petsmart and uh Oriel Tiffany! Yeah, Oriel took a dump on aisle two.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

Oh my god, I hate when that happens. But it always happens at Petsmart.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

Always, and I couldn't find where she was, and I didn't have anything to pick it up, and I don't want to be that guy, so I'm like, Tiffany! Oh my god. There was nobody there.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

I love that wait, they always have the bags at the end of the aisles.

SPEAKER_00 1:25

I couldn't find it because I'm, you know, I'm in a panic.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

Because you need somebody to hold your hand. Shut up.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

Uh so at any rate, I love it.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

Tiffany, come save the day.

SPEAKER_00 1:32

I love it until it happens to me. So now I have to shift over to this. In in honor of that, since it's a calling contest, like the husband calling contest. This is German deer calling competition.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Oh, this is well, kind of perfect for this area as far as the deer part.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

Listen to a few of the contestants of this year's German deer calling competition. And uh here's a visual for you. Each of their Dot Deer? Each of their mouths wrapped around a large wooden tube that uh well here.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

It does sound like a deer.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

You've seen the videos of a deer fighting each other.

SPEAKER_00 2:14

Sounds like this.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

They put their horns against a tree. Have you ever, I'm sure, probably not. Have watched a trail cam, and then you'll uh yes. I didn't think so.

SPEAKER_00 2:28

Uh but it's an 800-year-old tradition using uh simple tools like horn shells and handcrafted devices. They mimic everything from young deer to dominant male deer, like you're talking about. Rutting season, that's what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 2:44

Yeah, where the they put the horns on the tree. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

Wells, did I say horns? All well, deep throating a wooden tube. Yeah. And three listen to Scott and Allie. Scott and Allie's big three.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

You know, just when you think you've heard of every single uh hobby. Yeah, hobby hobby, you learn a new one. Yeah, that President Trump warns that the U.S. will bomb and destroy one bridge or power plant in Iran for every new attack on a ship in the Strait of Hormuz. In a post on Truth Social, he said the targets could include sites in or near Tehran, Tehran, excuse me. Iran. See, I have to say Tehran, then Iran. So it messes me up. Iran has attacked more than 30 commercial vessels in the waterway over the past three months. Why did I type Tehran next to Iran? That was my bad on that. Tropical storm Bertha. Bertha's gonna make landfall on Louisiana's southern tip, striking St. Bernard Parish, about 40 miles east of New Orleans. The storm carried maximum sustained winds, about 45 miles per hour. I've never felt that much wind, have you?

SPEAKER_00 3:54

Yeah, I mean, we've had storm, not sustained, but we've had gusts where it's gotten up to that, and you're like, whoa, ho! That's usually the response. Now think about it, not stopping. Like a gust of wind is one thing.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

Right, right, right. When you're driving on the highway and you put your hands so tight on the wheel and you still are moving. Yeah, the car still drives over like force winds were even reaching up to 100 miles. Oh my gosh. And President Trump, again, we're gonna go back to him. Actually, no, I'm gonna go to this uh the I'm gonna save that Trump story for an hour. I'm gonna go to a Charlie Kirk sculptured statue. Did you hear about the one that this guy created for a hundred thousand dollars? I know. He's an Italian sculptor, and he said he doesn't. It's not like he is a Kirk fan, not a fan. He said, I just built the sculpture of Charlie Kirk to honor free speech and commemorate just a person. He compared himself to Michelangelo, Michelangelo and Da Vinci, but he's not getting Michael.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

I mean, at least you have, you know, given yourself some credit there.

SPEAKER_01 4:53

Right. But you know, you're not making the Michelangelo or Da Vinci money because he thought, oh, people are gonna come buy this statue, he's gonna auction it off.

SPEAKER_00 5:02

Like I said, I don't think those guys made money. Da Vinci and Michelangelo back in the day.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

No, no, no, not during their life. But I'm saying, like, now but so he spends a hundred thousand dollars to make this statue.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:15

He went to put it up on a fundraising collection site, only has received fourteen hundred dollars. Okay. I don't know. I'm a little surprised by this. I think at this point somebody is going to buy it, maybe not for that amount. Because my cousin's wife, she is obsessed with Charlie Kirk.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Like obsessed.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

No, I think it'd be more like either a museum or a library of some kind that might consider Oh, yeah, they're the ones that are real big Charlie Kirk fans. No, like the Trump library when it happens. You know, like a like a presidential library, you know. I'm not talking like the West Elmira Library. Oh, that's an interesting one. Do you guys have one? We have a library. You do? Yeah, it's a little tiny popcorn fart of a library, but it's great. Gavin does his tutoring there during the their during school time.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

Oh, library. I was thinking museum.

SPEAKER_00 5:59

Well, no, well, the museum is my house. I mean, you should see a lot of rustic stuff. Uh, and we continue to add to the collection. It's like the Smithsonian of Yard Sales. Uh, but anyway, by the way, write that down, the Smithsonian of Yard Sales. Somewhere else that's gonna come up. Okay. 1132, we go over to Natalie. She she solidifies my point about Buffalo girls being like they're from Jersey, like a bus, dumped a bunch of girls out in Jersey and said, now spread out and teach the girls how the look is supposed to be. And Natalie's buff tough. My mother-in-law and her family are from Williamsville. All right. I grew up in Williamsville. It's right out, it's Buffalo, right? It's a suburb. They said pictures of her uh and her sisters back in the day, give the Jersey git give the give the Jersey girl vibe in Buffalo. Totally. They said blonde hair, dark roots, cigarette in hand, and a beer. That's exactly it. Sounds like my kind of lady. And then Emily, your text, it's like you're psychic. What? You guys have to go to the PA sportsman show down in Harrisburg. Sounds like something exactly like where you're gonna catch me. They say the one room is all Avery call bird calls. And I'm having a Aviary. Aviary calls. All right, bird calls. Yeah. And it sounds like you're walking through a forest of birds. Listen, if you want to make points with Zach, did you write this down?

SPEAKER_01 7:23

I'm I'm writing it down right now. Actually, I'm gonna take a screenshot of this and send it to him.

SPEAKER_00 7:28

But they do have calls for other animals because I was playing the German deer calls.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

Right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_00 7:33

And uh there are uh different rooms, pretty cool uh to watch these uh types of competitions. Interesting. It's like your psychic with the bird calling, though. I'll explain coming up. You stay right there.