SPEAKER_01 0:00

Yeah, that's definitely a thing. People name the uh wild animals that that frequent their property, there's no doubt.

SPEAKER_00 0:05

And around here, you get a lot of it. I love this one. Woody Harrelson is the name of the animal. So years ago, I hit and killed a woodchuck. Oh no. Oh no. With my motorcycle. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

Oh, oh, that could have been real bad.

SPEAKER_00 0:18

Yeah. Well, they said fun riding. No. But I th I bought a stuffed woodchuck right afterwards that still rides with me in honor of Woody Harrelson. Woody Harrelson. You named the woodchuck that you hit. How great is that? Oh, this person has Bucky the Deer in their driveway. Oh. Been here since uh a newborn. His mom. Oh, oh my God, the stories.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Oh, God, the stories. This is worse than a Disney movie. Hold on. Let me set it right. Oh, where is it? Here you go.

SPEAKER_00 0:46

His mama was run over in front. Oh my god. Oh. Jeez. But Bucky comes up to the dog and walks and chatters with him. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 0:57

Did it meet the woodchuck that got ran over by the motorcycle? Jeez.

SPEAKER_00 1:01

In our house, we have Ricky the Raccoon and Dumpling the Bear. Dumpling. Adorable names.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

Ricky the Raccoon, I wonder if it could be as popular as Jimothy.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:11

Then we have, don't judge me, but I made a sign for my garden that says garden supervisor, Chuck Wood. And it's by the woodchuck hole near the garden. So the name of the woodchuck is Chuck Wood. Since you have a woodchuck, you have a woodchuck, right? Uh Gus the Chuck, yeah. Gus the Chuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Could we rename it from Gus? Gus is okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

I don't know why I used Gus.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

I don't know, but you know, names like Gus you only give to wild animals. There's no, you don't, you don't run into a Gus anymore. It's pretty tough to bump into a could how about Chuck Norris?

unknown 1:42

That's great.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

You should have named it Chuck Norris.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

Pony Joe says, I have a murder of crows and named them Russell. Russell.

SPEAKER_01 1:49

See? See? See what he did there? And you could have Chuck. I don't get it.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

I don't get it.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Russell Crow. Whoa.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

Whoa, that took me way too long. Listen, I was watching fireworks till like 10 something last week. I know.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

It's a sleepy little night. Actually, I'm fine.

SPEAKER_00 2:07

I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. The show has been great.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

Probably. I know, right? So yes, people do do that. Do do. All right. Let me take you here. This is real interesting because we've had conversations and we've had stories where and I there are some people that are going to say finally they're going after the parents for their kids' bad behavior when it comes to kids committing a crime. And uh the you know, the old adage, inconvenience the parents, suddenly parenting starts, right? And I want your opinion on this one. Now, I'm not gonna lie to you. I was shocked because this is the last week of Gavin's 11th year on this planet.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

Oh, that's right. His birthday's next week.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

If he's lucky, he'll see 12. No, I'm kidding. That's what my dad always would say. If you're lucky, you're gonna see 13.

unknown 2:56

All right.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

Or my my parents would be, oh no, okay, my Mike Gail, not Mark. My mom would say, I'll give you five reasons to cry, and then she would put each finger down and make a fist.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

She's a wrong. You should not laugh at this, but this is so old school great. She's such a gem. So what'd she do? Have them all up?

SPEAKER_00 3:15

One, two, three, four, four, five, and then she'd go, I'll give you five reasons to cry.

unknown 3:22

Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

I know. I said, Gail Gail, you better watch out. I'm the one that's gonna put you in the home or not.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

Oh! Whoa, do you have the sweet revenge now? That's really good. I give you five reasons you can go to home. One, two, three, four. Actually, give her four, and then you keep their pointer finger up and be like, go. Go.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

Oh, Gail.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

Hold on. I'll tell you the story in a minute.