SPEAKER_02 0:00

So this has gotta be an example of common thinking or and this happens on multiple scales, I think in in our our world altogether. Like, I'll pretend like this someone invents an electric car, and then four other people across the globe also invent an electric car almost at the exact same time. That may have happened. Yeah, right. And and so there's the that's like a bigger version of it. But then there's like the the common thinking uh and and because I swear when I heard this, and and I mean it could just be uh somebody that heard the story and said, I'm gonna ask my significant other, and we're just gonna make up a social media video for people to talk about. But I want you to listen to this because this is what this guy asks his wife.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

Would you leave me if I cheated on you? Would I leave you? Yeah. If you cheated on me. Yeah, just hypothetically. Okay. If if you cheated on me, I feel like I can't leave you because you're the father to my children. But if you cheated on me, I would give you all of the laxatives in the world and I would gorilla glue your butt cheeks together. You'd never be able to get those things apart.

SPEAKER_02 1:12

Noted. Noted. Noted. Um duly noted. So this pops up that this question was asked, and I said, wait a minute. I said, Tiffany just told me this story the other day. I literally had to research. Yes, this is I I just want to point out this is what our day consists of. Yes. Researching stories like this. All right. And it literally happened. Uh Sheila or yes, Sheila Osman is accused of making uh of taking revenge to a whole new level after allegedly discovering that her husband had been cheating. According to the story, weeks of suspicious behavior, late night uh texts, mysterious errands, and a phone that um practically became an extra body part. Well the signs, right? Yeah, of course. I see it. Convinced her that her husband, Larry, was being unfaithful. Instead of launching into a screaming match, she allegedly played the long game. Investigators investigate. Now there's cops involved. So of course the real thing. Investigators say she waited until Larry was fast asleep, then made a late night trip to the garage around 2 a.m. Uh there she reportedly grabbed a bottle of gorilla glue.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

He must have been a deep sleeper, by the way, for this to happen. She gotta spread those cheeks to get that gorilla glue in between them.

SPEAKER_02 2:33

Do you have to spread it or can he just trickle it down?

SPEAKER_01 2:36

Okay. Oh, and he must sleep naked too. Now I'm really getting into it.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Okay. So uh grabbed the gorilla glue and uh put together the revenge plan that would leave her husband in a very sticky situation. I didn't write this. The next morning, Larry reportedly woke up in complete panic, shouting for help after realizing because he probably had to take a morning constitution. Something was seriously wrong. Before long, an ambulance was at the scene. Neighbors were peeking through the blinds, and Larry was reportedly escorted out, wrapped in a blanket while trying to preserve what little dignity he had left left. Now, goes on to say, needless to say, it wasn't exactly the wake-up call he was expecting.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

So this is a real story. Yes, and I read this, I read this story, and she also gave him what's the laxatives? Yeah, what is it Mylanta or something like that? They specifically named whatever it was. Like it was like Metamusle or Mylanta. I don't know, I don't I don't think I've ever taken a laxative. Actually, I've never had problems with that with that. Nope, you have not. So I don't remember the name of it. But yes, she she put some of that in like uh whatever his drink was at the very end of the night. So she really premeditated all of this.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

Well, okay. So it's true. It really did happen. The fact that that she's at he's asking her the the hypothetical question, it's like, oh, you heard the story.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

Also, you know what? If I was, if I got cheated on, I also would play the long game. I don't think I would do it to that degree, but I have absolutely held on, collected the information like I'm my own private investigator. Oh, you are, and then dropped the bomb. What it w like he couldn't?