SPEAKER_00 0:00

Like anytime you get in a car, does Zach always drive?

SPEAKER_01 0:02

He has driven every time except for once on the way home from New York City. We split it a little bit. Okay, yeah. And then we split it at like halfway. And then one time recently I drove, and I don't remember why. It was last weekend, and I don't remember why. I was like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

I uh everyone I have a weird weird thing going on where uh you know in my car I naturally seem to get behind the wheel. I was wondering. When we get in Tiffany's car, uh she always goes, You want to drive my car, don't you?

SPEAKER_01 0:35

And I'm like, Yeah, because she doesn't want to drive.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

Well, she thinks she's trying to sell me on her Durango that it's better than my car. And I'm like, I'm just used to my car. Yeah, your car's really nice. Don't get me wrong. What do you have again? I forget. Uh I have my my Highlander. Okay. You know, and it's fine. You know, I mean, I'm I'm just used to it. You know, I'm I'm settled in. I'm I'm good here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she's always You're not looking for a new car. You want to drive my car, don't you? Because you really like my car. And I'm like, uh it's okay. You know, it's fine. At this point in my life, it's not a Corvette. You want to impress me? Roll that in the driveway.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

I truly think she just wants you to drive.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

Well, the thing about it is a lot of times with her car, I do kind of like when she drives. I'm just like, Why is that?

SPEAKER_01 1:16

Oh, I'm not sure. Because you like being a passenger princess too.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

Well, I want you to listen to this guy's take on this because I do have a little issue with it.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

When I see a guy in the passenger seat of a car and the woman's driving, I always just assume that guy is like the biggest princess imaginable. He's on his way to get his nail appointment done. Um, you know, he he's a yes queen. He he loves being taken care of. Um and he splits it 50-50 if she doesn't pay 100%. Um, yeah. Unless the guy has like a terminal illness or he can't see. Those are really the only two excuses as to why the man shouldn't be driving the car, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_01 1:57

What's weird too? I don't agree. My d oh, oh, I kind of get this. No, see, I sometimes I just want the break.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

I want to sit in the car and not think.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

I get that. I definitely get that, but I still I I I just think now that I've now that I'm living the life of a passenger princess, which by the way, in my previous relationships was not. And so now I it's like so understood. Now you're back where you belong.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

That's true. In the passenger seat. Right, exactly. Or the trunk.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

Right. Oh, by the way, Zach also hates when I drive because he's like, dang it, you got ADHD when you drive so bad.

SPEAKER_00 2:36

Okay, that's one word I've never heard for describing your driving. Lead foot, yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

Well, well, because I'm always like, get the address for that house. I want to look it up on Zilla later. I mean, it's like eyes on the road.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Maybe you should be the princess. I should always be the princess. Sometimes, I'm not gonna lie, sometimes I don't know if it's just like the laziness or I just want the bike. Yeah, it's there's nothing, especially in her car. Because also the other thing is like I it is kind of like flying a UFO. Like, I it I know where everything is finally in my car. Yeah, it's easy to deal with. I don't even have to look. I can push that button, I know what it's gonna do. Hurts, you have to be aware. Oh, I do. Yeah, it's also a good thing when you're driving, by the way. But I know I uh I I just it's sometimes want to just chill.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

From my perspective, too. You see so many things that you never saw before. Thank you. I love it. Like there is so many times, especially up at the finger legs, oh, I never saw that squirrel sign or whatever it is. I'll even say to him, I'm like, oh my God, you're missing some great scenery right now. God.

SPEAKER_00 3:41

Um while you're driving no less.