Scott & Ally on Demand

Mom massaging son is creepy 1

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SPEAKER_01

Let's do a quick pop quiz. Uh-huh. This is gonna prove to you just how busy your weekends are. You know how how insane we've said this for years. We do something terrible. I don't know if it's like this in other parts of the country or we just don't observe it as much. Like if you go to a, I don't know, Philadelphia, like LeBron. Or or Pittsburgh or Buffalo or stuff like that. Do you just ignore certain things that just don't interest you? But then it feels like there's 10 million things happening here because we're in a more condensed area, like And I think that we just care more about supporting the community than being in a larger city. Because it is, you have said this, and you're so right. We're back to pre-pandemic times 10 of overpacking weekends and too many different events taking place. And it's like, uh, I guess we'll go here, we'll go here, we'll go here. So I'm gonna pop quiz you.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01

What'd you have for dinner Friday night? This is gonna prove to you how busy you are.

unknown

Oh my God. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

It was two days ago. What'd you have for dinner Friday night?

SPEAKER_00

I know what I had on Saturday. Oh, I do know what I had on Friday.

SPEAKER_01

Really?

SPEAKER_00

Yes, I do, because I have to, I have to tell you this. It was the perfect summer dinner. We had BLTs.

SPEAKER_01

Do love a BLT.

SPEAKER_00

Me too, on my favorite sourdough bread that I keep on preaching about from Steamy Farms.

SPEAKER_01

Steamy Farms. That's right. Steamy Farms.

SPEAKER_00

And then we also had the cucumber tomato salad, and that's pretty much it.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Yeah. Good, good summer meal.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, why are we why just a stream?

SPEAKER_01

Well, just proving how busy people are that they're not even gonna remember what they ate Friday night. Oh, and it was like literally going into the weekend. Usually you these are those moments where you're like, oh man, I'm into the weekend, this and that.

SPEAKER_00

I also think it's true about like when you live in a larger city, you just don't care about attending things as much. You're not as invested.

SPEAKER_01

You may not go to the east side if you live on the west side of a city, you know, that often.

SPEAKER_00

I know that my my group of friends from Cleveland, they are not busy like I am. Right. They do not attend events like I do. They will attend things, like if there's a wedding, they'll go to that. But their weekends are not spent doing these things.

SPEAKER_01

Also, in those cities, you have a population base that there's enough people to make one event a packed event, and still enough people to make the other four events a packed event. Right. Here, I swear nobody checks around like calendars to be able to be like, hey, what it what uh is there anything going on over in Big Flats this week? As opposed to, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but I was talking to the owner of Bub, Bub's Liquor, and it's the liquor store in Odessa, and we were saying that, and he's like, You just can't avoid it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter. Now I'm gonna show Scott a video, and when I show you this video, Scott, I I want you to just take a look at it and tell me what you think about this. Somebody is receiving a massage. Oh it's a young guy receiving a massage.

SPEAKER_01

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00

And do you see that woman's a little bit older?

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Do you see the caption?

SPEAKER_01

Uh well, no, I have to look. No, I can't.

SPEAKER_00

It's it's it says the caption is um my genuine reaction to seeing my husband get a massage from his mom.

SPEAKER_01

Let me see that one.

SPEAKER_00

He's about, sure. He's he's about, I would say 27, 28 is my guess.

SPEAKER_01

It's a fairly young looking mother, too, now that I look at it.

SPEAKER_00

She's She's rubbing his shoulders. Yeah. Rubbing his upper arms, rubbing his neck. Don't you get the ick from I feel like it's No.

SPEAKER_01

No? No, I don't. Um now if it was, I don't know, a cousin or something, it would be a little weirder.

SPEAKER_00

So you're saying moms can always massage their son's shoulders and neck.

SPEAKER_01

I promise you 110% right now, if we ask Heather up in Buffalo, she absolutely massages Alex. Well, she would. She would admit that she would. Yes. You're okay. Mother to son to do it, yes. And mother to daughter to do it, yes.

SPEAKER_00

Like it's the shoulders and then down the arms. Does this give anyone else the ick?

SPEAKER_01

Nah, it doesn't for me.

SPEAKER_00

It's like 28 years old. I keep on trying to sell it. 28 years old, mom is massaging.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but you're always mom or dad.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, I'm not letting my dad massage my shoulders.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, if you had, if you guys were doing something.

SPEAKER_00

I'm calling my massage therapist. Phoebe? No, you rub me out. No, you can't.

SPEAKER_01

You're in you're in Cleveland. I can't let my dad do that again. God. See? Well, when you put it that way, you're in Cleveland, okay? Yes. And you guys did I don't know what. And you're a baseball tournament. Oh, God. Uh of eight hours every day. Uh, and you're just you're you're there and your dad's sitting behind you. I don't find that creepy. I I just don't. I can't. Now, I mean, there are if you were laid out on a table and they were doing unless they were Oh my god, you're making this so much worse. Well, that's where it gets worse. They're just sitting to to paint the picture for people. It looked like they were sitting in stands. Yes. Kind of like watching their kids' baseball games. Yes. And mom just leaned in and and yes, I think moms do that.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Okay. You have got to text us on our app. And you can use the microphone, especially if you're like I Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Actually, if you text us that sound, I'm gonna laugh. I don't find this creepy.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, we've got so many text messages on already.