SPEAKER_01 0:06

7763. Gotta play this about the mom giving her son a massage at uh it's a baseball game. It's like a little league game. And mom's behind him on the stands.

SPEAKER_02 0:16

Not the little kid playing. The 28-year-old dad of the little kid playing. Now you got grandma in the stands. Who's probably what do you think? About 55?

SPEAKER_01 0:24

Yeah. Massaging her kid's shoulders and neck. So let me play 7763.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

So the poor kid can't get a massage from his mom because it's not socially acceptable. But when he goes to the doctor and the doctor says bend over, he sticks his finger up his butt. That's socially acceptable.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

Please, first of all, give Fred a prize. I swear we've got something to give you.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

Yes, I do. I have uh wholesome I have wholesome cafe gift cards. For the most unwholesome discussion so far this morning. Fred, I will call you after the show and we'll get that hooked up or I'll text you.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

That's the best text.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

The doctor is checking your prostate. This is for a medical thing. Mommy checking to see if you still got the feels. I mean, or not still got, but I know.

SPEAKER_02 1:05

Well I love the the I love that he used the term socially acceptable because somebody had mentioned earlier that why are we overly sexually? And I didn't mentally put it there. It was really the social acceptability of how much touching is acceptable. Uh, you know, and and touching doesn't necessarily mean sexually. It's just like, well, what's next? Is he gonna is she gonna rub his feet?

SPEAKER_01 1:31

Well, let me uh give you a different scenario. Same people. We're at home.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Wait, so the rubbing mom and son are are elsewhere doing something? Yes. This is like their thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Let's pretend we're watching Survivor. And we're right, mom's on the couch, and for some reason son is uh sitting on the floor.

SPEAKER_02 1:51

In front of mom while her legs are apart, like he's eight.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Yes. And then she starts.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

That's gonna happen at 28.

SPEAKER_01 1:57

Well, and then she starts, but I'm I'm putting it in the same same sitting position, but now we're at home, no one's watching. I still think it's icky.

SPEAKER_02 2:05

I mean, I look, I I get it. I I there it it it's not a sexual thing for me. I understand where you're coming from. You're like, I'm gonna tell you why you think it's sexual. This is my personal body space right now.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Did does Tiffany ever come up behind you and just touch your neck or swipe your neck or something?

SPEAKER_02 2:25

No, but a good solid kick in the ass. Yes, that happens on the regular.