SPEAKER_01 0:01

Not 100% sure where this message originally came from. What spawned the thought to send you this message? But you know, I was reading it and I thought, hey, this is a good one to read from the text line. Uh, and this is from uh 3557. They said, Allie. Allie. You need to check out the story of Anita LeBron, 82 years old of Minnesota. Okay. On July 16th, 2026, she went all the way to the state fighting for her assisted living facility to serve booze. Our heroine, they said.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

That's adorable. I thought, well, I don't know. After watching Landman, I thought that they could have booze and assisted living. Yes, I but I'm not sure how that goes. Or there was another, there was another show with Ted Danson, and I can't remember the name of it. But there was also booze, but I think they limit it to like uh no. What was it? Uh it was it was within the past year, and it was pretty good. Anyway, they had booze at the assisted living as well. But I think they limit it, especially based on what is your cognitive uh status, if you will.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Yeah, I mean Scott, what's God forbid you really can't think straight if you can't think straight, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:11

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:13

Who cares? What's the thing that I say when I fart, and I don't want to admit that I farted, but you hear the noise? Uh there's barking spiders? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Oh, barking spiders, yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

Well, in Texas.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

Could be the damn ants, if you know what I mean. The damn ants. Could have been the ducks, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

Uh in Texas, they were fielding calls for dogs stuck in a storm drain. Oh my god. Right. They responded, but it wasn't dogs. It was barking frogs. I guess for mating season, the frogs make what sounds like a bark. A bark.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

Oh my lord.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

And they thought that they were trapped in the sewer system. The department says uh the test to verify it was the frogs, uh would the they verified it was frogs. So now every time I fart and I make a noise, but I don't want to admit that it's a fart, I'm gonna say, Oh, barking frogs.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

Listen, sometimes what uh what comes out of your butt does make you wanna croak. You're welcome. It's all I got today.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

That's it. We can retire.