SPEAKER_00 0:00

You know how Tiffany's always getting on you to be more romantic?

SPEAKER_01 0:03

Oh, I hadn't noticed.

SPEAKER_00 0:05

Really?

SPEAKER_01 0:06

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 0:06

You're such a liar. I hadn't noticed.

SPEAKER_01 0:10

I hadn't noticed.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

You stopped. Yes, you have.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:13

Did you not see the text she sent the other day? I had to laugh about this. I got a real good chuckle out of this. So she sent a text for our text line, and I it just it cracks me up, to be honest with you. And she wrote, I screenshotted it because I had to send it to Zach. I screenshotted it. It says, Can you have Zach talk to Scott and give him some romantic tips and be able to show him how to live life to the fullest. I was like, look, babe, you're the romantic.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

I must have missed that in the text.

SPEAKER_00 0:47

Oh, I guess you did. Well then this is what I guess you did. Here's something you can do to be romantic. Oh. This guy who's getting arrested arrested at least gives his woman a shout-out. Oh yeah? Can I get the audio, please? Thank you. Okay.

unknown 1:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00

Come out to me! I don't care. Come out to me. Show me your hand.

SPEAKER_03 1:04

Please grab my ball, please. Please, man, I love you, baby. Love you, baby. That's what's up. I'm going away for a while.

SPEAKER_00 1:19

That's what you gotta do. You just gotta shout around on the air.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Thank God I didn't have to get arrested to get that happened.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

No, but you can shout it out on the air. Love you, babe. Come on. What?

SPEAKER_01 1:29

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

I can't even say I love you, babe.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

Come on. Yes, I can, but I'm sitting there. What I'm getting at is I couldn't understand a thing he said. Play it again. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

Come out to me! I don't care! Come out to me! Show me your hands!

SPEAKER_00 1:41

So he's saying the cop? The cop's saying, Come out to me. Show me your hands. Alright. And then here's his response.

SPEAKER_03 1:50

Man, I love you, babe. Oh man, I love you, baby.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

And he says it a couple times. I love you, man. I love you, man. I'm out. But I love you. I know. It's gonna be the last time until you get that one phone call.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

I mean, unless you get some of those visits, you know, the special ones. Oh, the conjugals. I don't think they do that anymore. Oh, they don't? Well, maybe at one of the golf course prisons they might.

SPEAKER_00 2:14

I would think up on the hill. I mean, they're there for the colour.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

No, no, that's a totally different kind of love you're getting up there. That's happening in the shower and about eight minutes when somebody drops the soap.

SPEAKER_00 2:25

I thought if you're there for a long time and you're on good behavior, that for some reason I thought there were I don't know why I think this. I probably have seen this in a show.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

This is not happening up the road from us.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

I I thought that they got a little trailer. You know, like the trailers that they bring on a construction site.

SPEAKER_01 2:39

Oh, we're all 14 and just wheeling up here. Well, no, I mean with the lady inside and all. How y'all doing? I took my teeth out for the ass.

SPEAKER_00 2:47

You know the ones on a construction site? You know the ones on a construction site where there's an office and they're always doing paperwork inside, and there's always the guy who's like, hey boss, yeah, come on in.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

And then he's standing in there. Oh, sorry, I should have pulled those up before he came in. I thought. No, that's not how it works.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

I thought there was a trailer and that uh not up the road from here.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

Maybe. And I don't know that we have uh many golf course prisons around us, but we're talking the people that are like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:14

Where Martha Stewart was.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

Yeah, I embezzled a little bit of money from the IRS, but I'm harmless to the general public.

SPEAKER_00 3:19

Just a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Like a couple million, that's how you get locked away in those, right?

SPEAKER_00 3:24

Just some insider traitors.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

Yeah, just that that's exactly you're not gonna hurt anybody. I mean, you know, so then maybe in a situation like that. You get a conjugal. The conjugal they're getting up the road from us is absolutely well, I mean, it might be invited.

SPEAKER_00 3:38

But it I mean, but it's not And is it kind of like a Dexter situation where they put plastic tarps down everywhere and then they just Wow, you're going in deep with this thought process. Well, where would you where else would you expect me to go? Because I don't want to be the person that has to clean up after that. Oh no, no, no. But if you put the tarps down, then you just That's part of the rules.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

You gotta clean up after yourself.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

Put the gloves on and then you take those tarps as if you're just finishing a paint job.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

Burn them.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

And you know, you roll them, throw them in the garbage.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Yep, there you go. Uh yeah, well, there. Uh okay, now that we've gotten that totally out of the way, um, I'll I'll just transition into this and get our minds off of that. Okay, yeah. Uh, do you ever we are a society 1000% can I can't get it out of my head. You know what? Just give me a minute.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Does anybody know about the conjugal visit thing though?

SPEAKER_01 4:29

I I know this much. Up the road from us, across the street from the subway, the only conjugal is happening in a shower when they drop the soap. It is not happening when they come in to visit their loved ones from New York City. Because it is Wing Out Wednesday. Oh my god.