SPEAKER_00 0:00

We get something out of the way really quick here. I just want to do this. We're going to have to do the birthday song very quickly, which by the way, you know. Dr. Brown, downtown Dr. Brown, uh the Orthodonist in Corning listens to this show. So we were uh and and most of their office does. So uh we were we were there Wednesday, the day before Gavin's birthday, because he now has his palate expander in. Oh, happy birthday. Oh yeah, that's I'm I'm a great guy, Aren't I here? I'm gonna get you some uh dental equipment here for your uh birthday.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

Here's a new mouth roof.

SPEAKER_00 0:30

This is an expensive birthday, like $3,600, but anyway. Um so at any rate, they knew it was his birthday yesterday. So they came over and what did they do? A one, a two, a one, two, three. This is your birthday song! It isn't very long. Hey! And I stopped and I said, I know that song. No, yes, that's exactly what they did for him. And then I thought, well, perfect. We better get this out of the way. It's a very important birthday period.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

I'm a what?

SPEAKER_00 0:57

A wizard. Good and I'd wager. Harry Potter's birthday.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

Oh. Okay, like, do you mean JK Rowling?

SPEAKER_00 1:05

Oh, no, not JK. I think Harry Potter himself.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

JK, JK. Okay, so like this is the first day the book has was released? I don't know. They're walking around saying it's his birthday. Like Tiffany. Is it his birthday in the book?

SPEAKER_00 1:18

I don't know. Tiffany was the one that goes, uh it's Harry Potter. And I'm like, I'd like his gig. He hasn't done anything in the past, I don't know, 12 years and he's making millions.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

How do I get that gig? Okay, so yesterday for Gavin's birthday, I wanted to call you guys, but I'm like, no. And I ask anyone. Ask anyone who was listening yesterday. I'm like, I really want to know what did you guys do? Did you take him to breakfast? I thought that would be a fun little thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

No, we did get out uh uh to eat. Uh uh so it was kind of a weird mix where tomorrow is really his big day because we've rented the Palace Theater so he can watch Spider-Man with 25 of his closest friends.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

Yes. I did mention that because I had uh a little Spider-Man clip yesterday about the Tom Holland, the Tom Holland.

SPEAKER_00 2:01

The Tom Holland.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

The Tom Holland, and how he said when he started the franchise that it was so easy to do all the flips and tricks, and he said now he has to stretch after every scene. It hurts. Yeah, exactly. That's funny. I don't even know how old Tom Holland is, but you know, it gets a little a little difficult.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

And the physique you have to do to stay in that suit. I mean, if I tried to squeeze into one right now, you'd be like, oh man, that is a fat black widow.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Tom Holland is only 30. Honey, you got way more cricks and cracks left in you.

SPEAKER_00 2:29

It's starting to creep over that hill, that hump, though, where things do hurt more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's 5040. So yes, so yeah, right. So it really tomorrow's the bigger day where and now I will say this. I thought this was pretty affordable in the sense of everything you get with the theater. Uh it but it's still a bit of a dime that we're putting out for for that.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

But still, it's you know, you guys have a lot of kids coming, right?

SPEAKER_00 2:53

We do. We have a pretty good amount. So I mean, there are people on vacation, but it is just what it is. You just balance whoever can get there.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

We didn't like you anyway.

SPEAKER_00 3:00

So, right.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

So I'm the one on vacation.

SPEAKER_00 3:03

Oh, yeah, that's right. I'll get that in a couple days next week. We didn't like you. So um, so at any rate, yesterday was I don't want to say quieter. We he wanted to go to Target and but get Pokemon cards. Suddenly he's back into that. That rolled back. So we did that. Uh we had to go over, he wanted a cookie cake, so I had to go over to Sam's. Okay. So I went over to Sam's, did that, and do they not have the cookie thing in the mall anymore? Oh, I didn't have any plans to go in the mall because now, just for fun, County Route 64 is being torn up all the way from before Simmons Rockwell all the way back to Pass Lowe's.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

Wait, what about TJ Maxx?

SPEAKER_00 3:40

You're gonna be in a backup.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

No.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

They're repaving the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

Well, that means I gotta swing in at Michael's then.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

Well, it's but it's the same plaza.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

I know, but at least if I get it in before.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Oh, if you if you turn off. Smart move. So uh yeah, there that was fun. So at any rate, we're we're at Sam's and uh it wouldn't talk about a a little mildly cheesy, but he told me yesterday he wanted a cookie cake cake.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

A cookie cake.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

No, who doesn't love a cookie cake? Well, I said, Do you want your name written on the cake? And he's like, Yeah. So anyway. You should have had a funny nickname. I told Well, that's coming. I I told uh I told the lady, I said, Do you mind writing happy birthday Gavin on this? And now I'll get nervous anytime I say his name because like Suri thinks I'm saying Kevin, and I'm like, no, it's Gavin. And the lady that writes uh the names on there wrote Gabin. So I go, Well, Gavin, you're Gabin today. And he looks at it and he kind of half laughs, and the lady goes, I I can fix it. I'm like, You can fix a B? Okay, because I mean it's a tougher one to fix.

SPEAKER_01 4:47

I think for now from now on, that's like this is like a lifetime bit that every Gabin! Gabin! Gabin! Next time I see him, I'll be like, Hey, Gabin, what are you? Gabin!

SPEAKER_00 4:56

So anyway, she fixed it. That was funny.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

But I'm like, he's not even the most talkative kid either.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

No, he's he's a little shocking. I know, right? Well, he can get loud. Don't go, don't worry about that. So then uh from there, uh, what the hell do we do? Oh, we went out to Oka. He wants, because of course the kid loves Ibachi. Oh, yeah. So we went and did that. No, well, what am I gonna do with Lydia? Leave her just, you know, on the swing out front?

SPEAKER_01 5:17

I thought she was at child care. No. I thought this was just a you and Gavin day.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

No, we all went and did that. So that's very sweet. That was us, so that was kind of yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

I did it with Lydia. I don't know. Go play in the street, girl. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00 5:28

Go ring on a neighbor's door and see who answers.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

I really did that. Well, and I thought, well, maybe, and I I mean, I really had no clue what you guys were doing. I thought maybe then like Lydia and Tiffany would hang out so you and Gavin had your own day. Nah. Because a lot of time parents will do like a date day with their with just one kid.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

Maybe when he's old, when she's older too, like he's getting to an age where You can leave him at home. I I could like run to a Dollar General or something, uh, you know, and and he'd be fine.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

What kind of date are you gonna have with Lydia at Dollar General? Actually, that'd be awesome.

SPEAKER_00 6:00

I'm saying I can leave.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

Hey, can we have a date to Dollar General?

SPEAKER_00 6:03

We're gonna get you a summer dress.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

Will you take me, Daddy?

SPEAKER_00 6:08

Thought we had that agreement. You were never calling me daddy. Please, for the love of God. We never have that slide out of your lips again.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

This is gonna be the most Friday show ever.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

Oh God. So that was yesterday. And then tomorrow will be uh, you know, a little bit bigger of one. So it was nice.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

It was good. Oh, that sounds really fun. That sounds really fun.

SPEAKER_00 6:25

I mean, nothing overly crazy, but a good time.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

Good. Uh yeah, I did say I didn't want to call you because I'm like, he's gone on vacation, but I wanted to sing Gavin the birthday song.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

Oh, you could have totally called.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

I mean, uh because what we just did, he didn't hear it.

SPEAKER_00 6:37

I know he's sleeping. Uh, he might be getting up right now. Who knows? Yeah, maybe. Wow, he's an early ride. He's already heard our birthday song, sitting getting uh oral implants. Yes. Nothing says happy birthday like that.

SPEAKER_01 6:49

Um, let's let's do some text messages in a minute. I want to get to that. And we have so much to cover today, including today's birthday wheel day.

SPEAKER_00 6:57

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_01 6:58

So we'll do that next.