SPEAKER_00 0:00

Chad asked an excellent question on the text line. What? You're gonna have to open Zillow. They say, what did your parents' house cost?

SPEAKER_01 0:11

Oh, I actually did this recently. Hold on a second. I'm just curious. In the 400 range, but No way! That's it?

SPEAKER_00 0:20

This house has gotta be a $1.2 million house.

SPEAKER_01 0:23

You have to think. Zillow doesn't know what's inside.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

Oh, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 0:27

That's hold on a second.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

That's very true. And honestly. Unassuming but very nice on the outside. Then you walk in, you're like, oh my gosh, it's like a parallel universe in here.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. It's the value on Zillow is $481,000.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

I no, that is so wrong, it's not even funny.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

Oh yeah, especially because I mean, who knows when this was assessed.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

Uh yeah, that's that that's true too.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

But regardless, no, no one ever even if you're getting an assessment. Actually, I I gotta think about this. Yeah, if you're getting an assessment, they're not coming in the house.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Yeah, they are. An appraisal.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

An appraisal, not an assessment.

SPEAKER_00 1:03

Yeah, but they go off the appraisal value for uh like Zillow and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

Because the last time I had, you know how the city will be like, your house is now assessed at blah, blah, blah. Oh, and it's always way taxes, yes, and it's always way more. And you're like, oh no, no, no. No, no, no, you're gonna reduce that right now. And then you try to appeal it, and and then they go, no.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

God, that's all true, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Isn't this the most accurate thing ever? That's true. They never came in my house. I got that sheet just recently.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

Yeah, they're like, we're just looking from the outside. Yeah, well, then don't look at the appraisal because the appraisal on your parents' house would be 1.2 mil. Oh, easily.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

Oh, easily. Very easily. Pretty easily.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

Easily. That's great. Now, I have to move on to this. So, Junior, who is normally here, uh, he doesn't know it, but he's normally living here.

SPEAKER_01 1:50

He's staying with Mark and Gale for the next month. I'm picking him up on August 29th.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

This dog is in the lap of luxury right now, has a bed the size it's like a king-sized dog bed.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

I know. I think I'm gonna ask my mom if I can keep that bed.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

That's wait, that bed's not your bed that lives at the house? That's only at your parents' house?

SPEAKER_01 2:07

Only at my parents' house.

SPEAKER_00 2:08

No wonder he likes going there. I almost crawled into bed with him.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

I know, it's massive. Oh. And then they put him up on this ottoman so he looks like a king. And then all the treats that he gets, it's ridiculous. Yes. He's eating cheese. He's eating hot dogs, he's gonna come back 300 pounds.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

I was at the house 30 minutes. He's gonna be in a lipitor.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

Um Junior at the house for 30 minutes and whatnot.

SPEAKER_00 2:35

About 30 minutes. Now, Junior moved not once except to move his his body and go.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

You did not greet Scott at all.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

No, not at all. I think I went and pet him on the head once. I'm like, hi Junior. He's like, just leave me to my palace.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

Right.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Leave me.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

I'm sorry, is your name Gail? And then get away from me, Peon.

SPEAKER_00 2:53

And this dog is going to get spoiled to the max over the and and it's you should tell your mother this. It's actual national spoil your dog day today.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

How perfect is that? So, one thing that I always say, every time he goes to my mom's, even if it's for like you know, when I went to the sphere, he was with her for what, three days?

SPEAKER_00 3:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

And then we come home, and I always say that he has the depression because he he was like, would that be the depaution?

SPEAKER_00 3:18

See what I did there? Little little depaution. You know, it's 2026. Everybody has some kind of condition. Just ask everybody.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

Does he need to have some sort of medication to wrap him up? He just pawsack. He's I can go all day.

SPEAKER_00 3:34

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

But it's so sad how he'll mope around, barely. I mean, he barely moves anyway, but think of barely, barely moves. He barely moves.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

I wouldn't have moved off this bed.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

If I lay next to Junior, I'd been like I'd still be in Cleveland. And my mom is like massaging him while she's watching TV.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

No, honest to God, I uh I have to tell you, I did get the medical. See, I showed up at the house when uh Allie was still in the shower because I showed up at three in the afternoon and she didn't have all F and Day to get ready. Uh but at any rate, so you're still taking Gail to Trader Joe's.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Yeah. So she could buy me groceries.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

And you had to come back and show Oh my God, the back of my car would look like a U-Haul. So I wish I would have taken a video. It was so bad. So uh at any rate. I bought five bags of cereal on Gail's dime. That wasn't it. There's a there's a new roasting pan.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Oh, you haven't roasted anything ever. Whose is that for? That's it's mine. That's not new. Like most of their things, they like to switch things out. So my mom said, You take the roasting pan this time? Yeah, we don't really use this. You just take it.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

Well, neither do you.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

So I used it. Actually, Zach used it over the weekend. So All right, I didn't. Zach does it.

SPEAKER_00 4:46

So as soon as I get to the house, there's Man, I'm a princess.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

My mom takes me groceries.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

And your parents are rich. Jesus, I gotta stay on your good side.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Zach doesn't let me drive at all anymore, which I freaking love. And then he cooks me all my meals.

unknown 5:02

You know.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

And you still won't let him move in. Oh, come on now. That's not true. We had the discussion. Everyone's asking now. Everyone asks. When's he gonna move in? When's he gonna move in? So yesterday I said, when are you gonna move in? Oh, you asked. Not too soon. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.