SPEAKER_01 0:00

You were telling us the story that got sent to you about this uh now st is it a steakhouse or all right, the steakhouse in Florida is now doing uh na naked meals.

SPEAKER_00 0:10

Right, right, right. So you pay like between 150 and 300, depending on what you get. You know, it might be if you're gonna get a strip, it might be 150, you get a full leg. Everybody got a strip. No, the staff is the staff stays clothed with the guests who are naked. And I love this idea.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

Which it's no, I don't. Uh and uh but I you want to wear a full-size suit to the beach. Yeah, or to the bedroom.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

Uh but oh my god. Tiffany hasn't seen you naked since the first date.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

So let me that's very funny. Thank you. So yeah. Uh so here's the thing. First of all, if you're gonna do it, um uh you need to be prepared for a couple things. I had already mentioned there's gonna be a lot of wrinkles on that steak. I mean, that's gonna be a well-aged cut of meat. Yep. Well-aged, it's Florida, you know what I'm saying? I do. And and and that's the thing, you know. You've been to uh nudist colonies before.

SPEAKER_00 1:04

And I was the youngest person. I went in my 20s, but I was still the youngest person by a but by a good 50 years.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Yes, exactly. So, you know, if you're thinking like, hey, this is gonna be a hot meal.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

Oh, yeah, no, I'm not expecting, I'm not expecting the most beautiful bodies. I just love the freeing experience of it. I don't actually, not even I don't. I know I could not get Zach to do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

No, no, you never would. But I'm also glad though, and I thought I was thinking this through a little bit further. I'm actually glad the people serving the food are the ones that are clothed. Because if you've ever been in a table, the way the restaurant's set up where uh let me refill your water, and the server will lean over you. Yes. I mean, number one her boobs are touching your arm, and you're like, Well, it's like on my head, or or God forbid it's a guy. What if it's a male? Wait, while I'm sitting, she's standing.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

You're right. There is always the male uh server who has their member right at table level. Right. And you know, if they had to reach over, can I stir your cocktail for you? You're gonna stir that up real quick. That's how we're literally a cocktail.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

Sausage not on the menu, folks. I apologize. Uh, but uh, you know, they lean over you to fill your water glass and all that, and then next thing you know, you got, you know, you're a little cockeyed. Uh and um, but that that all being said, you could not wait for that joke. Yeah, the uh this text came in from uh 8487. I don't know about this one. I went to a naked comedy show in Brooklyn. Oh, so fun! Comedians on stage were naked, audience had the option. This was a show you could take and not take your eyes off the comedians.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

You know what? I don't I would not want the comedian to be naked because I think that would distract from the actual jokes. Would I want to be naked?

SPEAKER_01 2:44

Or they're a walking joke, and you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 2:46

Okay, I want to be naked, but also well, yeah. What do I love doing when I'm laughing? Slapping a knee?

SPEAKER_01 2:54

Just think of the whole your boobs would be doing that.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

So that's exactly it. It's triple time. My hand, two boobs, perfect.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

Well, and that way you know a whole drum marching uh going out of order.

SPEAKER_00 3:09

People appreciate, they know that I appreciate the humor. Yeah, I think it's a great idea. I just like the idea of being free. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

I don't know that I could do it.

SPEAKER_00 3:20

Now, another update that happened while we were gone. We know that cyclespora has gone through the um through the United States and people now have diarrhea everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

Predominantly, it is still hyper active in Michigan and shocking Ohio. Right. And I did think about that a couple times when we were there, and I'm like, I wonder if we're gonna be eating anything with salad.

SPEAKER_00 3:44

I ate salad twice. I ate salad at the Mexican restaurant, and then I ate salad at the conference. And then now jalapenos are affected. Did you see this while we were gone?

SPEAKER_01 3:53

The problem with that is you never know really if it's cyclospore or just gonna blow out of you.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

Or just if you're a regular person who, you know, if you're like me, I'm like, I'm not sure if this is cyclospore.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

Or is this just daily life? I'm not sure. But I mean, just don't trust a fart.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

No, and uh yeah, the jalapeno thing now, that that's which I had a roommate too, by the way.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

And that's the other thing. I it was oh the whole time I was gone, I was always sleeping in a room with someone else, and not my significant other. I mean, yes, he was there for part of it. But do you remember I told you that when we were in at this Rockabilly festival that we were sharing a room with a friend of mine? Oh yes. So it wasn't bad. It's just that you wake up the next morning. What's the first thing you do when you wake up? You open your eyes.

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Yeah. So uh standing above you, looking at you like are you awake?

SPEAKER_00 4:42

Zach did say, he goes, Okay, if this is the if this is the the the cards we got dealt, we're all staying in a room. We didn't book this Airbnb. Zach said, you at least have to sleep closer to your friend. I don't want to sleep closer to your friend.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Just in case you would have woken up and your friend would have been like, I was just making sure you were awake.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

No, but I I open my eyes at whatever, eight o'clock in the morning. And it's very weird to open your eyes and your friend's face is pretty close to you. Like, how close were these beds? It's not that it was super close, but you still are it's like any hotel USA. You have a nightstand in between two beds, and you're just oh, good morning. Hello. It's really not the first set of eyes that I have over there reading a book.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_00 5:26

It's not the first eyes I want to see. And it's the same thing. I had a roommate at this conference, Scott didn't, and then here I am, I wake up and I'm there's this girl named Sammy I'm in the hotel room with. Hello, good morning.

unknown 5:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

It's just kind of weird when it's the face that you're just weird to you, but you'll go to a naked steak dinner or a naked comedy show. Yes. Just take that all in, people.