SPEAKER_00 0:00

Wow. Listen to what Heather just texted about. This is apparently a pattern that happens in her house with her birthday.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

Well, wait, first of all, Heather, what's your birthday?

SPEAKER_00 0:10

224.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

Okay, February 24th.

SPEAKER_00 0:12

Four days after my birthday.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

I will remember that now. There you go. That's easy to remember.

SPEAKER_00 0:17

She writes us, she says, this was a few years ago, but I will never forget it. And let me tell you before I go any further, Heather's really good at dry sarcasm. I mean dry sarcasm. Like some people, I mean, like, I'm kind of crazy over-the-top sarcasm because I'm really trying to drive it home.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

Oh, yeah. Like, get it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

Heather's really good at the dry version of it. And she goes, We were out to dinner. About halfway through dinner, Dan says, That's her husband. Yes. So uh what are we going? What are you gonna want to do? The way she phrases it. What are you going to want to do for your birthday? Boy. Way to think about something, Dan. There's check mark number one.

SPEAKER_01 0:59

Feels very sentimental right now.

SPEAKER_00 1:01

Heather says, Well, I said uh since it's today uh is my birthday, I guess this is what I'm doing. All the color in his face left.

unknown 1:10

That's great.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Please tell me. Now, was this last year or was this a couple years ago? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:16

She just said it was a few years ago.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

Please tell a few years ago. Please tell me that since then he has made it up to you a hundredfold. I think birthdays are very important. Sure. I uh am obsessed with my birthday and I make a big deal about everything.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

I've been a little sick with it, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

But do I have I made a big deal about your birthday before? Okay, yes. Well sure, yeah, you haven't, yeah. So it's not even just me wanting it for mine. I want to make other people feel really special too. So now we'll make it up to you, Heather.

SPEAKER_00 1:44

Oh, there you go. Uh 3836 said, in regard to you being a day off on your mom's birthday, panicking your father actually, you know what? It's still good you did it. His reaction says right out, oh my God, I'm not prepared.

SPEAKER_01 1:57

Right. Oh, not at all.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

Whether it was yesterday or whether it's today. Well, so wait, is today's Gail's birthday? Today is Gail's birthday.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Um She let me sing that birthday song though. Maybe she thought I was doing birthday week, so she thought, oh, this is cute.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

Roll with it. Don't tell her anything. No, don't say a word. Uh and uh this one came in and says, Allie, uh, at least you were a day early, not a day late.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Right? Because I'm usually a day late. I will think of somebody's birthday. And I'm I all day long, oh, I gotta text, I gotta text Stacy. It's her birthday today. And then all of a sudden I see it on Facebook, because of course that's where you find out about everybody's birthday. I see it on Facebook that 92 people have wished her a happy birthday, and the next day, sorry, girl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:40

I love the fact that the story that you're telling that you were calling to bail your dad out, you literally got distracted by one of your friends in a conversation. And had your dad not messaged you, had he just left it alone?

SPEAKER_01 2:51

No, he messaged me six times, but when he finally called me is when I is when I was like, Oh, I Because you got distracted.

SPEAKER_00 2:59

Had he not reached out to you, you offering to help would have fallen completely apart. That you can't write that.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

But the roses would have showed up at nine o'clock at night.

SPEAKER_00 3:08

Well, still early than ever. Still early. True.