SPEAKER_00 0:00

Oh come on, people. Really? Where is your sense of of style and warmth in a kitchen? Zach 340 says, Allie is right. The only person I know who owns plates placemats is my grandma. That's exactly right. It's you know, they can be such a nice warm feeling in the kitchen. It finishes the look. I mean, you guys are just missing it.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

We all know that it's more stuff to wash, more stuff to store, more stuff that it's just oh my gosh. And I don't have any hoarding tendencies whatsoever. Okay, maybe there's a couple things, but uh I just can't be underwear. Underwear is my number one. Maybe shoes. Yeah, but I've even been getting better about that. I can understand if you have like a little collection of something. Even Scott and my dad were talking about their little collections the other day.

SPEAKER_00 0:49

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

You've got your Star Trek thing. My dad's got his music stuff, but the the placemats just seem like such a waste.

SPEAKER_00 0:56

See, I don't know. 7329. Uh placemats are a big pain in the uh in the you know ones. Uh they are uh useless and just one more thing to have to wash uh like a tablecloth. Okay, I understand, but there is something nice and warm about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

Even a tablecloth, I rarely do that anymore.

SPEAKER_00 1:13

And and then Doug says, uh Scott just likes to color the placemats. Well, that's the paper ones. Those things are garbage. But I will play tic-tac-toe with Gavin at a restaurant with him.

SPEAKER_01 1:23

Yes, what's the one? Macaroni grill? Macaroni grill, they always had the brown paper that they would and then they'd slap on the pay on the table.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

Oh, yeah, where they were bringing out like that. I've I've been to some places like that. And I don't know. I just, it's it's a nice look.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

It is. What's the matter with a nice look?

SPEAKER_00 1:40

It is not okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

It is it is your grass. You might as well just get one of those crocheted toilet paper things for your bathroom while you're here. Oh, speaking of bathrooms. And get your the thing, the doll that sits on the TP on the tissue.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

Oh my gosh, my Aunt Marion had one of those. It was a bunny and it was like knitted. Yes. And it sat on top of a top, uh, sat on top of a comet uh, you know, cleaner. Remember, remember comet? No, it was a comet or whatever. Yeah, remember it had the kind of a funny design. Yes. And you would put the bunny rabbit on it with the ears and and somebody crocheted this thing.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

And after so many years, the crocheting just feels gritty and gross.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

It turns kind of yellow.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Yeah, exactly. All right, because your fecal matters all over it.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

Since we're yup, since we're on the subject of being in the bathroom, I sent this to you. Tiffany sent me this this morning. I said, I have to send you this. It's in your Instagram. This is the last thing I want in a bathroom. You must open this and describe what you see.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Okay, hang on a second.

SPEAKER_00 2:38

Because I had just sent it to you within the past hour.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

Okay, hang on a second.

SPEAKER_00 2:41

This is the weirdest inval like why this is even a thing is beyond me.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Hold on, hold on. It is a toilet mirror. So you put the toilet mirror kind of like on the the top lid.

SPEAKER_00 2:59

Okay, so both seats are open. How about you?

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Okay, I get it now. Okay. I think though I kind of understand this even for me. It's so you can see to make sure you wiped everything.

SPEAKER_00 3:11

Excuse me, what do you use? Don't you look at the toilet paper after you've done a every time. Yes. And if it requires three to four swipings with fresh toilet paper each time, you know when you're clean.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

But I feel like there's always like that rogue schmear. And what if you something like ends up going on the side of the butt cheek or the thigh or the something? You don't at least is your ass numb? No. You don't feel these things? No.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

If I had a random schmear, as you so eloquently put it.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

I'll tell you when you feel it. You feel it when you're like, what is a smell?

SPEAKER_00 3:50

And then or you pull your your drawers up and it's a little cold in one spot, you're like, random schmear. Random schmear.