Scott & Ally on Demand

If you could be a dude for a day

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SPEAKER_03

Other than standing and peeing, I want you to try to answer this question. If you could become a guy for a day, what do you think the best part about being a guy for a day would be?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. Hold on.

SPEAKER_03

I know it's a it's a time you probably weren't expecting this.

SPEAKER_02

Well, it's gotta be I'm I'm sorry, but it has to be something with the uh underneath.

SPEAKER_03

The plumbing? No.

SPEAKER_02

Although I don't want that.

SPEAKER_03

Take all the plumbing away from it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I don't get to do anything with the plumbing?

SPEAKER_03

No, sorry, not this time. There's nothing uh nothing to do with plumbing. I mean, I just want you to choose something that you think would be great if you were able to wake up tomorrow and you're like, uh walk around with my shirt off. I mean, you could still do that as a you clean naked. What do you care?

SPEAKER_02

Well, yeah, but I'm not gonna walk around with my shirt off. Like, we were on Seneca Lake at the beach this past weekend, and Zach had his shirt off. Yeah. And I would I would like to take my shirt off.

SPEAKER_03

You you can. It's New York State law.

SPEAKER_02

This is true. Let him out. We were also with Zach's kid and and their girlfriend. Well, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01

Humongous, hungalonga no no logongus.

SPEAKER_02

I wasn't gonna be like, hey Cyrus, nice to meet you. Dump him out. So you really think it's just like a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03

They might like you way more.

SPEAKER_01

Twice as much. Humongous hungalonga no no logongus. Oh, there it is.

SPEAKER_03

Um, seriously, if you think, you know, just think of all the, you know, because women have I'm not gonna use the term Oh, I got it.

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All right.

SPEAKER_02

I love how guys gray, like how their hair gets that salt and pepper thing.

SPEAKER_03

So you want to wake up one morning and just be salt and pepper in a dude. And well, yeah, so I don't have to dye my hair. I asked the question. This guy's got women just infuriated because of his one guy skill.

SPEAKER_00

One of the best parts about being a dude is that I have to leave to go to the airport in 57 minutes to go on vacation, and I'm gonna start packing right now.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, listen. So on Saturday, we are going back up to Seneca Lake to an Airbnb with Zach's, a different part of Zach's family. And I started packing yesterday.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02

He's like, already? Right? Yes, because I are I already have two of everything. Like I have two deodorants, I have two toothpaste in my one for each pet? Well, yes. So I already started taking my my backups, if you will, packing those away, packed the pajamas, packed the underwear, because you gotta have like 98 pairs of underwear for the five.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you never know what's gonna happen. You really never even to Cleveland, I packed one extra pair.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, one? I'm packing five extra pairs.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I mean, okay, there's different humidity in uh male and female uh, shall we say, biology.

SPEAKER_02

And you guys don't even think really humidity. Humidity.

SPEAKER_03

Jesus.

SPEAKER_02

You guys don't even think about what you're packing either. It's I feel like there's really no thought in it.

SPEAKER_03

Do you know why I packed in Cleveland the morning that I left? Don't even get me started.