Scott & Ally on Demand
Scott & Ally on Demand
If you could be a dude for a day
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Other than standing and peeing, I want you to try to answer this question. If you could become a guy for a day, what do you think the best part about being a guy for a day would be?
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. Hold on.
SPEAKER_03I know it's a it's a time you probably weren't expecting this.
SPEAKER_02Well, it's gotta be I'm I'm sorry, but it has to be something with the uh underneath.
SPEAKER_03The plumbing? No.
SPEAKER_02Although I don't want that.
SPEAKER_03Take all the plumbing away from it.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I don't get to do anything with the plumbing?
SPEAKER_03No, sorry, not this time. There's nothing uh nothing to do with plumbing. I mean, I just want you to choose something that you think would be great if you were able to wake up tomorrow and you're like, uh walk around with my shirt off. I mean, you could still do that as a you clean naked. What do you care?
SPEAKER_02Well, yeah, but I'm not gonna walk around with my shirt off. Like, we were on Seneca Lake at the beach this past weekend, and Zach had his shirt off. Yeah. And I would I would like to take my shirt off.
SPEAKER_03You you can. It's New York State law.
SPEAKER_02This is true. Let him out. We were also with Zach's kid and and their girlfriend. Well, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01Humongous, hungalonga no no logongus.
SPEAKER_02I wasn't gonna be like, hey Cyrus, nice to meet you. Dump him out. So you really think it's just like a lot of people.
SPEAKER_03They might like you way more.
SPEAKER_01Twice as much. Humongous hungalonga no no logongus. Oh, there it is.
SPEAKER_03Um, seriously, if you think, you know, just think of all the, you know, because women have I'm not gonna use the term Oh, I got it.
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SPEAKER_02I love how guys gray, like how their hair gets that salt and pepper thing.
SPEAKER_03So you want to wake up one morning and just be salt and pepper in a dude. And well, yeah, so I don't have to dye my hair. I asked the question. This guy's got women just infuriated because of his one guy skill.
SPEAKER_00One of the best parts about being a dude is that I have to leave to go to the airport in 57 minutes to go on vacation, and I'm gonna start packing right now.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god, listen. So on Saturday, we are going back up to Seneca Lake to an Airbnb with Zach's, a different part of Zach's family. And I started packing yesterday.
SPEAKER_03Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_02He's like, already? Right? Yes, because I are I already have two of everything. Like I have two deodorants, I have two toothpaste in my one for each pet? Well, yes. So I already started taking my my backups, if you will, packing those away, packed the pajamas, packed the underwear, because you gotta have like 98 pairs of underwear for the five.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you never know what's gonna happen. You really never even to Cleveland, I packed one extra pair.
SPEAKER_02Oh, one? I'm packing five extra pairs.
SPEAKER_03Well, I mean, okay, there's different humidity in uh male and female uh, shall we say, biology.
SPEAKER_02And you guys don't even think really humidity. Humidity.
SPEAKER_03Jesus.
SPEAKER_02You guys don't even think about what you're packing either. It's I feel like there's really no thought in it.
SPEAKER_03Do you know why I packed in Cleveland the morning that I left? Don't even get me started.