SPEAKER_01 0:00

Let me hit roll call really quick here. Lauren, Ileana, Elizabeth, John 317, Betty, Dean, Merle, Tiffany. Which I'll read read hers in a minute. Uh because it ties in with uh the Junior thing. All here this morning, and you guys know you can text on the Wink 106, Twin Tears Magic, or My Radio Jams app. Please do be a part of everything that we do. Uh you said you're getting great sleep because Junior's in uh Cleveland with your mother being spoiled rotten. Merle said he knows who loves him.

SPEAKER_00 0:30

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

And uh Tiffany was kind enough to say, uh, how many dogs would you and Zach like us to send over? None. Oh stop, you need a couple to borrow.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

He wants all of them.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

You need to borrow a couple.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Joe, don't be surprised if he stops at your house if Gideon is under his shirt by the end of the uh the visit and all of a sudden he's missing from your house.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Or he might hang around for a little while and say, you know, Winston, you're actually the one. I don't know. So either way. And he always loves Gideon. Okay, so well, yeah, everybody does because he's just the tiniest little thing. He's needy, by the way. He wants to be held all the time now. I'm like, dude, I've gotta do stuff.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

Don't tell that to Zach. He'll come over and cuddle some pugs.

SPEAKER_01 1:09

You were talking about uh the uh lady eating uh just Mauian ice cream at 1045 in the morning. Uh as you were driving by, it was like, whoa, you guys are really uh you're dedicated.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

Well, you know when somebody's driving and they've got that cone in their hand and they're just Yeah, they're going to town. Wow, she is really enjoying her 1045 ice cream. Who eats ice cream at 1045?

SPEAKER_01 1:30

I myself more of an after 12 noon type person. I never really thought about it until you mentioned it, but I'm like, yeah, I'm not going in. But then you said Zach. Well, back in the uh college days where there might have been a hernover or a few, uh, they said a milkshake in the morning works on that, which sounds terrible at best. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:47

Yes, doesn't that seem like that would induce some vomitosis?

SPEAKER_01 1:50

You would think, well, thanks for influencing my uh my feed here because this just came across, and I want to play this for you because I didn't know this.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

Wait, wait, before you do, I want to say, I want to I want to read what Audra wrote. Oh, yeah? She goes, Ice cream is made of milk, therefore acceptable breakfast. I don't feel like it has anything, any more sugar than the cereal that the kids eat for breakfast breakfast. So if you get a banana split, you get your fruit for breakfast too.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Okay, now you're just justifying audience.

SPEAKER_00 2:15

This other one, too. Food and cravings have no time schedule. Well, all right, that's true. I'll give you that. All right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

Okay, so listen to this. I know we don't have a shake shack here, but at the rate we're going, we might get one in the next year. You never know. Uh-huh. Listen to the shadiness they're pulling off. My wife says that if you don't tip a shake shack, they make it more expensive per item. So we're about to find out. I'll order two shakes just like football. See, $5.99. We got cookies and cream. Okay, let's see this.

SPEAKER_00 2:43

Then we got vanilla.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

This is what we just ordered. Uh-oh. There's been a pricing update on one of your card items. Please review.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

What?

SPEAKER_01 2:51

Yeah. Everything's up. Everything just went out 50 cents.

SPEAKER_00 2:54

So apparently, if you don't tip, they automatically jack the price. But then do I actually get the tip? That's what I would want to know too. Because if I if that does happen, I'm not okay with it, but I still want to make sure that Jake behind the cash register is getting the tip. Or does Shake Shack pocket that?

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Uh, probably pocket pockets it. Exactly. It's not your little independent, you know, place that, you know, there's five of them. Yeah, the cup or the five employees that, you know, you really can't, you know, hide it from the five employees because there's only five of you. Shake Shack's a national company. I'm sorry, I would walk out. But the problem is, oh yeah, here's the thing. You're not going to notice. She happened to notice somewhere along the line, she picked up on this.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Well, probably because she gets the same thing and has ordered it with two different types of tender. And two points.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

One, I don't tip at places like that. It is a fast food restaurant. Sorry, you're not getting a tip from me. That's what your minimum wage job does. I don't tip at ice cream places either. Very rarely do I. But the thing about it is, if I caught it, I would totally walk out. I'd be like, no, you're not doing this. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 4:03

Or go back in and be like, give me my 50 cents back.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

Which sucks because you're already like we're so cheap.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

I know, but and especially when if you've ever been to a Shake Shack, I never, or I I should say rarely would ever go in. You're in the drive-thru. So by the time you notice it, then you're like, oh, it's too late.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

Well, this reminds me of uh this reminds me of the story you told over a a year ago, almost two years ago, when you got curbside pickup at a place that rhymes with Billy's, uh, and uh they automatically put a tip in there, and it's one of those things you have to go in and essentially click it off, which I don't know if they've changed that or not.

SPEAKER_00 4:39

But you know, I don't know if more enough people caught on going, uh And we didn't notice because we were not only were we picking up but it was Valentine's Day and it was crazy in there.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

Oh well, and didn't you say you double tipped on that one? Because you didn't know that it was there, and then you actually gave cash to like oh thanks.

SPEAKER_00 4:55

Right. I already tipped, and then when we walked out, or I'm sorry, I had chosen to tip.

SPEAKER_01 5:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

And then when we walked out, my ex had said, You realize that she charged you extra for an extra tip. I'm like, I'm sorry. I said, I I said, I was wondering why there was a difference in price over what I saw when I was ordering online to what happened when I was checking out. And he goes, That's exactly what happened. So I looked him like son of a gun.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

Yeah. Yeah, they got you out.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

Also, thanks to Ari on this one, back to the ice cream for breakfast. It's a yummy frozen cup of milk and cereal. Thank you. You guys are just all justifying.