SPEAKER_00 0:00

Oh, this is a good question. Doug asks this. He goes, Scott, I normally tip my dog roomer 20%. Is that too much? No. I uh okay, so here I got a great answer for this one, too. If we're gonna get deep into I I don't really want to dive too deep into the tipping conversation of who and who not and who this. But here's a couple that are standards. If they're doing your hair, your dog's hair, they get a tip.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

Also, my dog gets their anal glands expressed.

SPEAKER_00 0:25

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, tip them.

SPEAKER_01 0:27

So if you have to touch my dog's butthole, I mean I have the same rule too. I always tip Sonia five or twenty percent. Not five, but twenty percent.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

If you're gonna say you were gonna you told Zach if you're gonna touch that, you have to leave a tip.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Oh, I ask him to leave a tip as well. But for Sonia.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

I don't know where that was going.

SPEAKER_01 0:43

But for Sonia, who waxes me, I I always give her 20% too, because if she has to see my I mean, you gave her 100% already.

SPEAKER_00 0:50

Why would you not? I would just keep adding to now it's 120%. Good morning. Oh, man. And that ties right into what the hell's going through the mind here of uh Taiwan Dave. He said, good everyone. Good everyone. Happy weighing out Wednesday. Don't forget to do the Allie crack crap wipe after the shower. Gotta keep that taint very dry. First of all, not queen. We haven't even talked about a taint. Well, we just did. Okay, now we did, but where did that happen? Where's that coming from?

SPEAKER_01 1:17

I don't know. Did we mention this last week? Was this having to do with how we dry off in the shower?

SPEAKER_00 1:22

I don't recall that conversation recently. I don't remember. I'm sure over 20 years something's come up where we're talking about drying ourselves.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

Or do we did we honestly both just forget what we talked about recently?

SPEAKER_00 1:34

Well, that's also a very big possibility there. Uh good everyone. Happy weighing out Wednesday, Pony Joe. Uh, let's see here. Um, yeah, okay. So we're good. We're caught up.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

I'm gonna see if I can find it by the keyword, but Taiwan Dave, you're gonna have to remind us what we talked about. Because I'm sure it has to do with that. But I I definitely don't share a towel with my significant other, and I don't think you do either.

SPEAKER_00 1:57

Uh so I would. No, I don't mind sharing a towel. I don't I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Only if we're in dire straits, if it's like when we were at Seneca, we were up on Seneca the other day at Smith Park, and that's a sharing a towel occasion. We're just in the lake, we're just drying off. We're gonna actually shower later. Sure.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

But I'm not going to I would prefer to share the sh the towel after the shower when I know you're clean and the towel is just wet and clean.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Yeah, it's still your crack.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

It's still it's still so let me tell you the ridiculousness happening right now at the house. Um we we'd also been talking about how Junior is spending the rest of the month in Cleveland being spoiled rotten, and how if you'd like to, you know, borrow a couple dogs for a couple nights. So Finn is the funniest. So Finn is dad, okay? So, you know, you got Ginger and Finn were the OGs. Well, Ginger was the OG, then Finn.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Finn's the one that couldn't keep it in his pants.

SPEAKER_00 2:52

No, and he also apparently in a past life, I'm convinced of this. I believe we come back as an animal. I really do.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

Oh, you believe in reincarnation.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

I do. I believe that you could come back as an animal. Like, let's say you have a love for giraffes. Ah. You might come back as a giraffe. But it it, you know, it's I believe this is where my happy brain goes. If you're gonna come back reincarnated as an animal, you have to come back as an animal that you like. You know, you don't want to come back as like a rat.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Right. I'm not gonna come back as an alligator. Right. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

Uh yeah, that, yeah, exactly. So uh at any rate, I'm convinced now Finn was a janitor in his past human life. Anytime I'm he cleans up, anytime I'm vacuuming or mopping, he's gotta be right there. So we've we've started a nickname, and I've literally, it's gotten to the point I'm like, dude, you gotta move out of the way. Like I got I need a mop right there. Like he watches you vacuum and mop. And I don't know if he's just like the supervisor or what. So I was telling Tiffany, I said, we need to get him a janitor outfit. Like, I you know, you know, like the gray overalls and like a cap, like you know, a a locomotive, uh a locomotive uh uh engineer would have. And I she just went on Amazon. I kid you not, I jokingly call him now. And I swear, other people, don't you, if you have more than one dog, you start nicknaming them, or is that just because I have a pack of eight?

SPEAKER_01 4:14

Oh no, I mean Junior has a lot of nicknames for sure. Uh I think I mean, obviously you have it a little bit more, but back to that whole janitor thing, I think I know why. Because Finn isn't just pug, right? Well, yeah, he's got a little bit of border collie in him. Ah, there you go. There it is.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

There's his cap.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

That that's exactly what it is. So he's he was presenting to me herding tendencies, like how an Australian Australian kettle herder would be, or you said border collie, yeah. And that's a herding dog. Yes, it is. So that's why he's always by your side.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

Yeah, it's a weird mix. He's he's pug, a little bit of peekingese, and a little bit of border collie.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

I don't know anything, I don't know anything about peekinees. And how like, was this a thruple? Yeah, right. Like, how did we get the peekanese in there? All of a sudden the peekanese is like parents, eh? All of a sudden the peekinese is like, um, me too. Thank you. I'll take something. Instead of meeting on Tinder, they or met on Popter?

SPEAKER_00 5:12

So it was sure.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

That was really bad.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

Wow, that was rough. I know. And that was worse. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

Hey yo.