SPEAKER_00 0:00

My inheritance is going to be in doilies. All sorts of special little doilies that my grandmother has knitted and crocheted from the beginning of her life.

SPEAKER_01 0:13

Here's the thing. I love I I I love that like I don't know comfy feeling of a grandma doily as far as like having one. But why do we have to have like 98 of them? And that's all that's being left for you. Right? Exactly. There's nothing else. It's gonna be hard to pick a winner for these. Hold on a second. This one's one this one's one of my favorites. My boyfriend's mom just passed away and he inherited garbage bags. Oh she just had a crap ton of garbage bags. Wow. They lasted us over a year. Oh, okay. She didn't just pass, but over a year, and you wow, that's a good one. You know, every once in a while you do stumble across those things that you're like, this is incredibly handy. And then when do you when you got to the last one, did you keep it?

SPEAKER_02 0:54

The last garbage bag? Yeah. Like, don't you kind of like use that and let it go?

SPEAKER_01 0:59

Oh, I I feel like I would I couldn't get rid of the last garbage bag.

SPEAKER_02 1:03

You you don't have a problem walking around putting little stickers on things that somebody, when they die, they're living, they're sitting right in front of you. You're watching them, you're claiming the items in their I'm not dead yet. House. You don't have a problem with that. But you don't want to use the last garbage bag from the person that already died. It's kind of like this. You are one weirdo.

SPEAKER_01 1:23

My grandfather always gave everyone two dollar bills, and we always called him the two dollar cowboy. Well, I still have and I I I inherited a stack of two dollar bills, and I used them for a while, but I have one two dollar bill left. I just can't get rid of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

Well, I understand that. That actually has some value.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

What two dollars?

SPEAKER_02 1:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Also, this one's very weird. This one's from 0917. My inheritance is commodes and shower chairs that my mom inherited.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Whose butt was on all of these?

SPEAKER_02 1:57

Like I hate to say it, they're expensive though. So when great grandma passes and grandma gets it, and then when mom needs it, it's there.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

But why is it that every time I go to an estate sale or garage sale, they're on sale for like two dollars? Well, right. They're really there's no there's no value, there's no second sale value.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

When grandma breaks her hip, let me explain how this all how this scam all works. When grandma breaks her hip and it's a random Wednesday, and then they're releasing her from the hospital the following Wednesday, there hasn't been an estate sale, hence you're at Gerald's buying it for $199. Yep. Okay, not $2. So you gotta think of how this all works. You don't go to an estate sale, you go to an estate sale to find Allie Payton's Lager Burger Burger back at Basket. That's right. Not to find out.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

And apparently, if it's weaved left-handed, your friend Heather said that it's worth more.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

Oh, you know what? You guys all take them and go sell them. And take the time off our hands and you can take a 20% cut.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

How about that? My inheritance from 3569 is dolls. There's always somebody in the family with the doll things. Or this one. Oh, clown dolls. Clown dolls. Oh my god, you burn them. Elvis dolls. Okay, keep those. Campbell's dolls. That's a Campbell dolls. I assume Cam Campbell's soup kids? Dolls. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_02 3:15

I like uh I like Brooke. Boyd's Bear uh teddy bears.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. I know somebody who used to uh collect these too. They're so ugly.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

There are millions of tanks. I don't know how we're gonna do this.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

And then uh 6044. Uh oh, I can't read that one. Never mind. Sorry. You guys.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Well, now I really want to read it. Where is it? What's it right below?

SPEAKER_01 3:37

Oh, this is let me see. Where is it? When my mother-in-law passed, we inherited 700 empty Cool Whip containers with lids.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

Oh, that's Allie!

SPEAKER_01 3:47

That is 52 bottles of soy sauce. Oh my gosh, this is totally your enough foil that she passed away in 2011, and in 2026 was the first time I bought foil.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

Holy! That's odd though! 2011 to 2026? That's how many years is that?

SPEAKER_01 4:04

That's like 20, let's see, 11. Wait, 10. 12, 13, 30, 15, 10, 17, 18, 19, 20.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

Oh my god, this is like 14 years of foil. Amazing. That's incredible.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

I don't know why, but I want to give them Nelly tickets for the fact you didn't have to buy any.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

There you go.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

I feel the pain for everybody else. That's uh my inheritance is a huge box of uh another one from Beanie Babies. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

I also loved this one debt and piss poor self esteem. That was my favorite.

SPEAKER_02 4:33

All right, you're going to the fair. That way you can look around and gain your self esteem back.