Scott & Ally on Demand

Floor seasoning

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SPEAKER_00

I was gonna drop that taco shell right there.

SPEAKER_01

The customer wrote that they uh ate the food because they were hungry. Uh there were a lot of things I should have done uh the uh here, but I just drove off and ate my food.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I'm in the five-second rule, right?

SPEAKER_01

I guess. Now I'm worried you still eat it too. And now I'm worried and confused. Why would they even say that? Honestly, you uh well, no, they were pissed because you decided to order 15 minutes before they closed. They're breaking everything down at this point. You're the one, you're the guy that can't. I'm not saying you're wrong. I mean, Taco Bell, this employee, uh clearly, you know, shouldn't have said that. Also, this is not local. No, no, but at the same time, it's like, yeah, I can understand the frustration. You're kind of like, I I just want to clean up and go home. And now I got this jack hole coming in here and getting this. Right.

SPEAKER_00

I already have the saran wrap on all the tomatoes, yes, on the lettuce, on the on the everything. Everything's already been put in the walk-in. And the reason why he said that though was, and I'm not even joking, was to worry and confuse him. He wants the guy to question so is there floor seasoning on this? He wants him to be mentally inconvenienced the way you inconvenience me after I am about to tear down.

SPEAKER_01

It's because of the 15 minutes and we're closing. That's why. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Would I still eat it?

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Oh my god, really?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm sure the floor is a lot of shoe stuff, but it's also a lot of just taco stuff too. I don't know. I'm a five-second rule person. Have you ever worked in a fast food restaurant? I have worked in a chicken, like fried chicken section of a store, and I've worked in the food industry, I mean, a ton.

SPEAKER_01

I well then you know those floors are more than just shoe stuff. If they're really you know, well, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00

It's shoe stuff and taco stuff. It's like it's tomatoes that have are squished. It's it's crumbles on the stuff.

SPEAKER_01

None of this is sounding appetizing.

SPEAKER_00

No, not at all. But if you know that you from window to window, it took a minute or two. You know that even if he did drop it on the floor, it was a quick ease.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, what's worse? Somebody spitting on your food or floor seasoning.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, spitting. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, spitting for sure. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Floor seasoning, that's I mean, that's honestly, it might even not even stick. Where the saliva, oh, I can just I'm biting into a taco and then saliva drips out.

SPEAKER_01

Snap it, snap it! Yeah. Why did I ask it?