SPEAKER_00 0:00

After uh us talking about band-aids and food now and all that and just grossing everybody out. I don't know why you'd want to hang out with us, but we're giving you the chance to do it. We're doing the Scott and Alley Afterwork Social, which is not this Friday, but it's gonna be next Friday, which means early next week, we have to pick the business that's going to win this. And you said we've had a huge amount of businesses enter this.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

Yes, and this won't be our first and it won't be our last. I'm sorry, it will be our last. It'll be our first, but it won't be our last. So even if you've signed up your office, we'll still keep you in the pool because what we're doing next Friday is we're taking you to Centertown Social in downtown Elmira. And we're gonna give you 10 drink tickets. However, you want to split those with your favorite coworkers, the one that the ones that have done the best, whatever you want to do, 10 drink tickets are yours, plus some apps, and you guys all come after work and have a little happy hour. Scott and I will also be bartending five to seven. So even if your office doesn't win, you can at least come hang out, bring friends, bring offices, and hang out five to seven. Hang out before Russell Dickerson.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

Yeah, it it is open to the public, but obviously the winning office is gonna get the extra perks of, you know, the the 10 drink tickets and the apps and things like that. So uh just make sure to enter, like you said, do it at the app right now. There's still time, but early next week we have to announce that because you know, we gotta let businesses make plans to maybe let out early.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

Right, let out early or at least select the department that's doing the best. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 1:26

Or however you want to do it there.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

This past weekend we had a bonfire at our house, and our friends Ashley and Corey came over, and Corey said something that kind of threw me off because Ashley was wearing this really, really cute top. And of course, I'm like, oh my gosh, girl, I love your top. That's so cute. And Corey chimes in and he says, Oh, I bought that for her. Oh, right? I how do you even know her size? How do you know what to buy? Are you that great at picking clothes? I can't even imagine leaving in the hands of you.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

I know, right? You don't want to do that. Uh uh I I would I the size, yes, because if you're smart enough as a guy, you've asked, you know, the size. You know what? I'd be less less worried about buying a top, more worried about buying the bottoms. Because those are the ones that, you know, you screw those up.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:15

Oh, there's hell to pay.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

And you can look at the tag, but they're all made so different. That's why that's where it gets hard because the size medium from Fashion Nova is a different medium from Sheen, which is a different medium from Amazon.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

There's nothing consistent about women's sizes, even small, medium, large, extra large, triple extra large if you're that lady. Right. Um, here's the thing I think about the only thing that would be acceptable for me to bring home that is of the clothing department would be uh two things: a radio station t-shirt.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Okay. Because even if it's big, you can go wear it to bed.

SPEAKER_00 2:54

Yeah, there you go. Or a concert t-shirt. Other than that, don't rely on a guy to buy clothing for the lady.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

I'm still even going to say something about the concert t-shirt.

SPEAKER_00 3:03

Why though? If we're out to see Russell Dickerson and there's three shirts, and I buy the one that I think looks cool, is that wrong?

SPEAKER_01 3:10

It's not that it's wrong, but Zach and I were looking at, we're going to a concert coming up in September, and we were looking at her merch on the site.

SPEAKER_00 3:19

There were things that I liked, and there was things that he gravitated towards, which made me think you could never pick out clothes for well, yeah, but still, I think you'd you'd get around it if you're, you know, if you guys are going to see Melissa Etheridge, because I know how badly he wants to go see her. Yes. Uh, I mean, it's a but uh then I could see you it's really it then it becomes more of a petty thing, like, oh, I really like the white shirt instead of the black shirt.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

It's not petty, it's what I like and what I'm going to wear.

SPEAKER_00 3:49

Yeah, but I think you could get away with a concert shirt or a radio station t-shirt. Beyond that, no. Don't I wouldn't do it. I mean, I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. Couldn't you let your guy pick out clothes for you? I mean, would your guy pick out something nice for you? Yes or no?

SPEAKER_01 4:05

Uh no. I don't think he would. No, he knows my style, but there are things that like I've even put a dress on and I'm like, I'm not really in the mood for this. And he's like, it looks great. I love it. I'm like, Zach, you're gonna say everything looks great. Right.

SPEAKER_00 4:19

So well trained.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

Right. That's exactly right. So you can't, you you guys are terrible at this because if Tiffany walks out in a dress today, you're gonna say the same thing. Looks great, babe.

SPEAKER_00 4:30

Yeah, beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

I love it. Love everything about it.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

All right, let me ask you guys would you be comfortable with your man picking out clothes for you and buying it, not picking it out and laying it out from the closet.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

No, going on a website and going, Oh, that's cute, or going into Kohl's and going, I like the way that looks on a mannequin. I think it would look just so adorable on my girl.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

I just want to know if anybody thinks that their guy could pull it off.