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Very quickly, and we're going right to the text 'cause oh boy, you guys got feelings on this. So we're real nice today, eighty three in sunshine. Actually, really nice tomorrow, eighty-three in sunshine. I would say a good part of Sunday should be pretty good eighty-one. Probably some showers Sunday night.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

Oh, eighty-one?

SPEAKER_01 0:16

Eighty one.

SPEAKER_00 0:17

Okay, because when I looked earlier in the week, it was only seventy-one.

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Well, I mean, uh, I see eighty-one. We'll see what okay, back to the nagging. It's National Nagging Day. Uh-huh. And and I said, uh, you know, Allie's good at not being a nager in the traditional sense. Actually, it's funny. And I was telling you the stories about Tiffany, how she doesn't nag in the traditional sense, but boy, she gets her jabs in. And you are Allie's is like snarky nagging. I can't help. It's very passive aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 0:47

Very passive aggressive. Because why why didn't you just do it the first time?

SPEAKER_01 0:51

Okay. You're easing into the nagging.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

I'm not.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

I'm just saying there's- Cooper's shaking her head yesterday.

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I'm saying I'm doing my part in this house, you do your part in this house.

SPEAKER_01 1:00

I know, because you know, if you got boobs, you're perfect.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

I am not perfect, but close.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

What? Why'd your mouth hang open? What's the matter there? Come on, you don't think that?

SPEAKER_00 1:09

I can't say what I think right now. You said that Tiffany has this thing about the clothes being inside out. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

And I justifiably, she's absolutely right. I understand totally.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

Do you guys take your pants off like a child?

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Yes, sometimes it does. I have calves that I look like I played for the NFL in 1996, okay? I have calves that are the size of my skull.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

It's like you take your pants.

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And they get stuck and they become inside out.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

Actually, not off. You take your pants down. And it's I'm this is Well, eventually they come off. Well, the exactly. Here's what I'm picturing. And then all of a sudden you start stepping out, but your large calves and feet get in the way.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Yes, both are huge.

SPEAKER_00 1:47

And so then you are stepping out, but they you put one foot on one pant leg. I've done that.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

And then the other one, you like, what sometimes at 55 you just gotta sit down and ease them over the uh giant footballs that I call calves.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

Okay, so at this point, then for the visual, you're sitting on the bed. Yeah, you pull the pants down, but then they kind of you know, it flips inside out and you're and you're like, Yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic, but it's happened.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

This is this is you. You are yeah, you are over the top. I just can't understand why the clothes get inside out, but 34.90.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

Well, don't you take off a shirt and it's inside out? Or are you so perfect at taking off your garments? I didn't want to say clothes because that sounds real weird when you say, Are you so good at taking off your clothes? But that they're always right side right? I'm trying, I don't think they're inside out. How do you do that? What about your underwear? Your underwear comes off the and then I still have to. You know, maybe I don't want to know the answer.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

Yeah, I don't the only time that my clothes are inside out is if I have had too many glasses of wine and all of a sudden my my clothes laughing like, oh yeah, they're in a pile. They're in a pile in the kitchen, in the bedroom, in the bathroom. Okay, wow, you're a full ingredient trail.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

It is, it is. I am really surprised that everyone is able, well, not everyone, you are so capable to take off your clothes as though they were just perfectly on your body, not inside out. Well, especially. What about socks? Come on, socks. If I pull my socks off now, they automatically come off inside out.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

No, I take my finger and I hook them on the heel, and then they just kind of like, you know, it no.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

Oh, you got a lot of effort in getting back in.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

Do I? It seems that it's.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

Well, even with like you had said pants and are you a type A person when it comes to taking your clothes off?

SPEAKER_00 3:39

I think I am. Oh my god. And I think I am more type A at home. Well, I don't know. I'm type A with keeping things clean and organized, except for my car.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

You know what type A really spells? Controlling.

SPEAKER_00 3:52

Oh, for sure. Well, because I have to keep your chaos in home. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

This is on the border of nagging.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

This is it's not nagging, it's just the truth. It's your chaos. And it's not even just your chaos, it's the chaos in this building that I have to have some organization. Yeah, that's true. Okay, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

I'll give you that one. Where were you going? Back to the text?

SPEAKER_00 4:14

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

Um, the oh my gosh, pony Joe, of course you do the kickoff method. Why? Because you have a wiener.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

What's the kickoff method where you're taking it down and you just sort of shake your leg out like you you you're kicking it off like you.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

I think you kick it off and it goes inside out, is my guess.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

Uh well, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

Anyway.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

I'm not there to see it.

SPEAKER_00 4:34

And then I can deal with any item of clothing inside out except socks. That just makes my blood boil. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

You gotta stick your hand in the in the foot juice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

How gross are you okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:46

I mean, you know, I I wouldn't expect somebody to do that, although I'm extremely guilty of having them inside out.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

Also, one other text from 1132, and I love this one so much. They said, uh, good everyone, let's get this Friday started. Can we just fast forward to seven thirty when I win the birthday wheel?

SPEAKER_01 5:02

All right. Looks like we're gonna get a winner today. Maybe that'll be you.