SPEAKER_01 0:02

I know you're having a little bit of a weekend with some family and uh uh friends uh coming in town going up to the Airbnb. Did you put Jazz Fest on your list for this weekend? Oh, you know?

SPEAKER_00 0:15

You guys gonna make it down for the I I I told Zach's brother about it. And Zach's brother said, don't pack our weekend down. That's right, he did say that. Yeah, he said not too much. He put the foot down on that, and I already had a boat booked.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Ah oh you got a boat book?

SPEAKER_00 0:33

Yeah, we're gonna do that finger like cycle boat stuff.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

Oh, that you told me that. That's not a boat, that's work.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

Oh my gosh, it's barely pedaling. You know what?

SPEAKER_01 0:41

I think the thing is cool and there's a time and a place for it. Uh-huh. I think you screwed up. I think you should have gone with a pontoon boat or a power boat. Oh, it's a jazz boat.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

The lazy man's boat.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

No, that's the enjoy my day boat, as opposed to because let me tell you, I want to get on the lake. We're already the sun is gonna be blasting on me and it's gonna be 85,000 degrees. Then pedal my ass. And then pedal and sweat until my butt crack is squeaking when I walk.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

I will break. Oh my god, I can totally picture that. Yes, exactly. Do you think before you act? You know what that sounds like? Cheese curds.

unknown 1:18

What?

SPEAKER_00 1:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Yes. I mean, I'm just asking. I'm not trying to. Yes, I'm getting on your crap about this one. Why didn't you just say this is something because then the kids would really enjoy?

SPEAKER_00 1:30

I'll tell you why, because my friends, my friend Sarah bailed on me. I was gonna go on her boat and then she she bailed on me.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

There's other places you can rent boats from. I'm sure it cost you a dollar to do the pedal boat. The pedal boats for a bunch of uh girls at a bachelorette party that want to get drunk and actually lose some of that ass before they have to fit into a dress for the wedding. For the remainder of us that want to go out that have kids, the kids are gonna like it for two seconds. And you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna pee. You're gonna have dead weight on the boat. The kids aren't gonna pedal anymore.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

I don't even think they can reach the pedals. I'm bringing you beer.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

I fully Oh, the kids are gonna love that. Well, no, I meant for uh let me Zach's brother. Yeah, and also let's drink the heaviest of drinks. Right, let's get it. Because I know your beer. You didn't go get Bush Light. You got something to have to chew. And you're gonna be out there hoffing on the lake to go. Literally, you ready for this? A quarter of a mile, and everybody's like, can we turn back now? If you're in a pontoon boat, you could go all the way up to Geneva and back. Oh, I don't know about that. You need to reconsider this. This is a this is a bad move.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

No reconsidering being a big book.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

No, this is bad. This is I'm sorry. It doesn't matter if you booked, you can bail.

SPEAKER_00 2:36

Yeah, I don't well, I don't know if I can.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

You you should be like, I think I think if you're sick. So no, I think you need stop acting like me. I think I think what you need to do is this. And and I think anyone listening that to this will agree with this because there's how many young kids? Two. And they're at what ages?

SPEAKER_00 2:55

Uh Winnie is seven and Dylan Dylan is uh uh ten or eleven.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Okay, this is not the age group for them to do this much. Zach also carries around uh a little bit of uh um overhang. A little overhang over the over the shorts. So he's gonna be sweating disgustingly profusely.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

I know I have- And sounding like cheese curds.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Yeah, I squeaky butt crack. I have no idea. I have no idea what his brother and his uh brother's wife look like. Very tall and thin. Okay, well, they'll they'll make it. Yeah, well, they'll be carrying the weight on this because at some point even you're gonna be going. So, and Allie can't be considerate and buy like bush lights. She's gotta buy like go schlarten blotters, and it's like literally chewing a rye beer. You've got, you've got to, you've got to reconsider this. This is not this is not good.

SPEAKER_00 3:46

I don't think I can cancel it.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

I think you need to call and say, I made a mistake.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Oh yeah, that's really gonna No, you do.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

You say, I made a mistake. I did not gauge the audio. I did not I did not know my audience when I did this.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

Like I do every day.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

I have a couple young kids, a uh a boyfriend with a slight overhang of shorts.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

He's not he's not a huge dude, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

Oh no, this is slightly.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

And then two sticks of a brother and sister-in-law, baby, down the line.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

And so they have like no muscle mass whatsoever. Oh, this is gonna work out great!

SPEAKER_01 4:20

Here's Allie at the back of the pedal boat. I'll get it started. You're like the you're like the motor boat on the back of that thing. Oh, and don't forget, somebody rides along on that. So you got Chuck, who runs the business, who's like doing nothing but standing there going, Can I get you something to drink? Yeah, this guy's got the easiest gig on Seneca Lake. Everybody else around him is working their ass off, sweating like you know, cheese curds in there.

SPEAKER_00 4:41

All Chuck does is he turns on the karaoke machine. Yeah. Who's next?

SPEAKER_01 4:45

That's who's gonna be singing. You gotta rethink this. You gotta get away. Who's Ellie there? You gotta lose yourself. It's the movement. You own it. I'm the real shady slip shoe. Oh my god. You're gonna get out, you're gonna get past the break wall. You're gonna get past the break wall. Don't you turn this on me. I'm making fun of you. You're gonna get past the break wall, and everybody's gonna be like, we're good. Yeah. Is there any wonder this family has said, don't overbook us?

SPEAKER_00 5:16

Your decision is terrible. I need his family to really like me.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

This was the wrong move! They're never coming back after this.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

At this point, they're stuck with me for the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

I agree with Scott. Listen, and that's from Betty. And and Betty rarely makes sense. So even in this. Oh, she does today. Today she does. Because she agrees with you. Do you want me to call them and be like, listen, guys, we love because I love the paddlebow people or the pedalbow people. I want to be real clear. I'm not dogging on them. I'm dogging on you.

SPEAKER_00 5:43

Right. Yeah, it's the wrong group. It's the wrong group. So if there's a bridal uh shower, which I did it last year with the bachelorette party.

SPEAKER_01 5:51

That wants to drop 20 pounds from sweat peddling this thing on an 85 degree sunny day on Seneca Lake.

SPEAKER_00 5:56

Doing karaoke.

SPEAKER_01 5:58

Go for it. Take the booking tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 6:00

They're well hydrated off of high noons.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

You would have been better off with an actual yes, they are. You would have been better off with two paddle boats where you sit.

SPEAKER_00 6:08

Oh no. No, no, no. Not that.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

This is not about you, woman.

SPEAKER_00 6:13

I don't like that idea at all.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

Well, guess what? They're not gonna like you after this weekend.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

I need them to like me.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Wrong choice.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

I don't know why, but I really need them to like me.