SPEAKER_02 0:00

See, there's workarounds to anything. We got a text on, you know, what if you went to the bank to uh do your weigh-in for your you know withdrawal of the inheritance, some of the money, like I need a couple grand. I gotta gotta have some walking around money. Uh-huh. And you're supposed to be at 140 pounds, and all of a sudden it's like 140.5 or 141, I'd be so pissed. Like if it was 10 over, I'd be like, all right, I gotta crash diet.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

You gotta get it together. Oh, yeah, I gotta crash diet. See, that's not healthy.

SPEAKER_02 0:25

They they go, I would just be stripping off some clothes. Okay, well, you gotta work around there. Yeah, that's a good one. Definitely. Just take that all off and you can stand there in your skivvies, and we'll give you your cash. Okay, Allie, I wanna I wanna give you a piece of advice. Okay. Be careful what you ask for.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Because you know, I know you've been giving me a lot of advice lately, and I don't I'm not really asking for it if I'm being honest.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

Well, well, that's okay because I feel you still need it, and somebody's gotta guide you.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

Because on our podcast, I was listening to our new podcast, and you're like, Well, let me give you this advice. Oh, let me give you this advice. I'm like, I didn't ask for advice.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

That's okay. You just need it sometimes. It's like your mom coming around and going, you know, you should uh you should do this.

SPEAKER_01 1:00

I don't know, because I really love my life right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

And uh well, and and I know you like to do certain things to both prod uh your significant other, you know, in a cutesy way. You know, you like to give him a little, you know, sort of see how this is. We love joke. With my shoulder going up and down. Look at this. I'm like, party shoulders. Yeah, but the party shoulders here. So just maybe avoid this.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

Do you know what it means to come home to a woman who gives you so much love and affection?

SPEAKER_02 1:26

Yeah. It means I'm in a long house. See, he's too wussy to do it. But God, that would be great. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

No, he's not. He well, okay. Maybe Zach is a little too wussy.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

Yeah, he wouldn't give you that answer.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

All right, I have even better audio. So there is a biopic of Anthony Bourdain coming out, and a lot of people are impersonating Anthony Bourdain on TikTok.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

And he's got a very specific delivery.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

Yes, and this guy has done it with Pizza Hut. He's giving a Pizza Hut review.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

Oh, let me have it.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:59

Reboot of the Red Roofed Rendezvous. Pizza Hut.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

First of all, Red Roof Rendezvous. I already love it.

SPEAKER_03 2:05

He is dead nuts on an old friend putting on its old face to remind us of simpler times when apps meant appetizers, the cloud meant weather, and everyone didn't have a podcast. Back when no one outpizza the hut. Here at one of the Pizza Hut Classics, it's always Throwback Thursday. Rebuilt not to look new, but to look remembered. Basically, 1994 reheated. You can almost smell the smoking section in cool water cologne. The kind of place that makes you say, Have I been here before? I think I'm having deja food. We begin with the salad bar, a terrarium of waterlogged iceberg lettuce and bland accoutrements. Top it off.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

I I loved it so much though. Hold on, this will this will be my last line that I'll give you here in a second.

SPEAKER_03 2:56

With French, Italian, or Thousand Island, exotic flavors from around the globe, all made in a windowless factory in Ohio. And shielding this Garden of Eton is a sneeze guard so useless it could only pass safety standards in a Wuhan lab.

SPEAKER_01 3:11

Oh God, that's a great impression. It's so good. I cannot wait. And this isn't even the guy that plays him. I cannot wait to see. Actually, let me look that up. When is that coming out? I just saw an ad for it on my algorithm. Mm-hmm. Bio.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

I mean, I never was into the point where parts where he would like go eat like, you know, a scorpion's butthole uh in China. But then sometimes he would eat like normal things or be and I'm like, oh my god, that's so cool.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Oh, wait a second. It already got released. Oh, did it? It's released August 7th, 2026, and it's called Tony. Um, you can get it. Where can you get this? Oh, I don't know where you can get this. You're gonna have to give me a minute to see where I can find it.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

Oh, I'm interested now. All right, do a little bit of research.