SPEAKER_00 0:00

Man, it's gonna sound a little bit like a broken record. Like if you listen to the start of the show yesterday, this darkness early in the morning is kicking my butt all of a sudden this year.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

Oh no. Well, plus you've said just recently, I really need a vacation.

SPEAKER_00 0:12

That is also a strong possibility of what I need.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

Um, how was everyone's first day of school?

SPEAKER_00 0:18

That's what we want to know.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

Aw, I hope that it was awesome. How was your outfit? Did you get homework?

SPEAKER_00 0:25

Oh God, on the first day?

SPEAKER_01 0:27

You never know. That was always a big thing when we were when we went back to school. It was like, Marky got homework and I didn't. Yes. Marky's my brother.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

That to a student. Jeez.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

I think as you get older, it definitely happens. On day one? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

No.

SPEAKER_01 0:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

No. Yeah. No. Swear. Swear. I mean, unless it's homework, like, well, go home and uh write us a paragraph, just because we want to test your English skills. Write us a paragraph about what your family looks like. Well, I could say, once upon a time I had no dogs. Now I have eight bugs. It's always chaotic and crazy. Looking forward to a great new school year.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

And also, it was like, what did you do this summer?

SPEAKER_00 1:09

No, that I remember that.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Yeah. You had to write a little little essay on your family vacation. Because I specifically remember writing about Myrtle Beach one year. Oh, really? Yeah, and I think that was like oh, that was fifth grade. Because I went to Myrtle Beach in between it was the summer of between fourth and fifth grade. So then it and of course it was my first time going and I was so excited. And you know, oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

Yeah, no, I I know it. And nowadays kids are like, uh, I don't know what I did.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

Now uh there is this teacher that has something genius, and I'm gonna play you this audio. Okay. This is genius for all kids who are going back to school.

SPEAKER_02 1:44

When I was young, yes, it was absolutely embarrassing to fart in front of others.

SPEAKER_01 1:50

She said fart in front of others if you didn't understand that. Okay. Okay. She kind of sounds like Tiffany Haddish.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

Anyway, it's a great start too.

SPEAKER_02 2:01

But these kids are totally different. I noticed a huge change in the last three years. They literally hiced their booties up and fart. There is absolutely zero change.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

That she created a fart corner for her classroom.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

Oh, that the stinky corner. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

But it's perfect because that way, although, you know, everyone knows, I would be in the corner all the time, but everyone knows who's farting. But it if like you always have to have the one kid who starts it. And I think if you're the teacher, you have to encourage the confident kid. You're sure. Right. You can't be the the the quiet kid's not gonna do it. And I'm sure there's still some kid who's like, my belly hurts. I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 2:43

I'm gonna bet too this will uh lean towards the boys more than the girls. I think the girls try to hold the composure a little bit longer in certain grades, you know. Uh-huh. Not alley.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

Oh no, I I I've been openly farting my whole entire life. Wait, hold on a second.

SPEAKER_02 2:56

That's why we created the fart corner, but I took your mind and we added the gas station.

SPEAKER_00 3:07

Isn't that adorable? I'm not gonna lie, that's a brilliant move. Exactly. And then if you misbehave, it's brilliant. Because let's say Allie just went in. Like yesterday was a rough day for me yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Oh, please. Like you've never.

SPEAKER_00 3:20

You're right. It's not the first time, but uh uh she may have used the smooth moves tea the day before to do a little purging from the weekend. And boy, did I get to experience that. So now here's where this works out great. So Allie goes in there and just, you know, decimates the far corner. And then Scott, being the class clown, what do I do? I'm in trouble. Now you make me go stand in the gas chamber. Oh, that's actually a great idea. See, we gotta get in touch with this lady and be like, you're almost there. You just didn't. Yeah, you got the because they don't put kids in the corner anymore. I don't think they do anything like that.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

I have no clue.

SPEAKER_00 3:55

I don't think they do any sort of discipline where like a kid goes in a car. I don't know. Is there a teacher that can answer this? Because I know, PA, you guys are up and and moving around. Did can they other than if you were really bad, you had to go outside the classroom in the hallway. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Oh, and then the teacher or the assistant principal would come down and have a chat with you. Uh-huh. Oh, that was hell. Uh but uh not that I know. Or you get sent to the office. Oh, that was really that was top tier. Yes. That was like you literally pulled, okay, back in my back in my day. You pulled Peggy's pigtails, uh-huh, and she was like, you know, disrupted the whole class. Then I had to go to the office. If I was just sitting around farting at my desk, I might eventually be sent out to the hall. Because you're farting too much. We didn't have a fart corner. Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

Uh, but then I don't think you would get sent out in the hall for farting too much. Well, maybe the rest of the class was like, Do you have to use the smooth move teeth? We would first of all, no kid is using smooth move teeth. And it's better than my friend Angie posted this the other day. You know, Angie from Astorn's and Bora. Oh, yeah. She was super bloated for like eight days. So she went to the hospital because she said it looked like she was pregnant. And they gave her that's a lot of gas. They gave her scans. They was, you know, she thought like something was really wrong, right? So they did all these scans or whatever, and she literally was constipated, like full of poo-poo. Wow. And that's and that's what I don't want to be.

SPEAKER_00 5:21

Uh no. Well, I can tell you you're not. Well, um, right? Yeah. So maybe a teacher could answer that. Does any kid either go to the corner anymore or have to be put outside the classroom for usually disruption of some kind? You know, you're trying to teach.

SPEAKER_01 5:36

Mine was always because it was like you're talking too much in class.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

Oh, that's another that that might go outside the room.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

Yes, because if you can't stop talking and disrupting the class, then you have to be out of the class.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

If I'm looking over uh it's a spelling test and I'm looking over your shoulder to figure out how to spell simplicity.

SPEAKER_01 5:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

Um out of the class, or is that to the office?

SPEAKER_01 5:57

Ooh, maybe first offense out of the class, second offense in the office.

SPEAKER_00 6:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

We had a kid one time say the F word to a teacher. I couldn't believe it. I think this is probably more common now, but that kid was back in the day you wouldn't do that.

SPEAKER_00 6:12

Never.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

Never. And when it happened, the whole class was and that kid went to the office.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

That's an office visit. All right, maybe somebody can answer that.