SPEAKER_01 0:01

Aw, thank you, 0333. There's a guy in the mall that can fix the screen in 30 minutes for a hundred bucks. It's worth it. That's what I'll do.

SPEAKER_00 0:08

That's what I did with my wet phone. Yeah. Because I thought, if I can elongate me hanging on to this phone for at least one more year, I get it. I feel like that's worth it.

SPEAKER_01 0:17

I had that that was funny. I actually stopped yesterday. I go to Tiffany. I go, Did you hear that tween that just walked by the Apple store with her mom? Because it was packed at Eastview yesterday up in Rochester. Yeah. And she goes, as they're walking by the store, hey mom, can you buy me a new phone? I'm like thinking to myself, yeah, because that's in my budget. $1,300 just randomly sitting around.

SPEAKER_00 0:39

Well, that and is this part of the new back to school? You get new jeans, new shoes, and a new phone.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

No, this was just some, you know, kid that thought they were gonna try to see if their mom might be a sucker, but I'm just and I'm laughing as a parent walking by in my mind. I'm like, Right. I would say to them, Christmas. Wait for Christmas. Yeah. Or wait for your phone to actually get a uh a ver one of the Verizon uh oh, you're due for an upgrade. We're not walking into the Apple store and buying you a $1,300 phone.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

No. I cannot imagine spending more than like seven bucks on a hot dog, let alone a hundred. $100 hot dogs across the country are hitting menus because they're putting caviar on them. Oh, that's gross. Right. 24 karat gold flakes. I hate that.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

I hate when they do this. Do you remember when Goldschlager, the drink, was all popular and everybody was like all proud they were drinking gold flakes? Yes. I'm like, first of all, I'm so cheap. I'd be rifling through my poop after it came out trying to sift through that to get the gold.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Oh my gosh, like you're mining for chunks. Mining for chunks.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Hold on, you deserve this for mining for chunks.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Some are even serving mini wagyu hot dogs with caviar.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Okay, well, that's just the beef quality, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:59

Right. And I had a wagyu steak not this past weekend, but the weekend before, and it is the best beef ever. That one, I'm oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

I've never eaten Wagyu.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

What happened was when we were doing the Airbnb thing on Seneca.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

Well, this is why I say Wagyu. Wagyu.

SPEAKER_00 2:14

Wagyu. Uh, so Zach's brother, great cook, works for Cisco. I don't know where he got this meat. I don't know if it was like he did a deal with somebody who works for a restaurant. Because he's in restaurants all day long, right?

SPEAKER_01 2:26

Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

And he even brought us these brisket jalapeno cheddar sausages.

SPEAKER_01 2:30

Oh my god, try that.

SPEAKER_00 2:32

He had such a weird smatter, not weird, like delicious smattering of meats. He's like, here you go. You guys take that. Take that, take that.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

So here's back to the hot dogs for a minute. This is where I'm struggling with this. I mean, sure. Let's bring hot dogs into the highlight here because I love the hot dogs. It is the summer treat. Um, I'm a hot dog snob, but I don't go as far as a hundred dollar hot dog. Like my hot dogs, I will not eat bar S. I will not eat ballpark. I will not eat Nathan's, they're too salty.

SPEAKER_00 2:59

I'll eat anything. I'll eat it. It can be all the Oh, you're so bad.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

You get those white things which taste.

SPEAKER_00 3:05

No, I don't love I do not love those.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

We back up. I just said unprocessed. Right? I need mine highly processed.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

I do not like um, I don't like ones that snap.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Yeah, well, I'm a Salem's guy first because I grew up in Buffalo. Second would be Hoffman in my mind. And then it begins to trickle down from there. I'm not saying I won't eat a ballpark if I'm at somebody's house and they went cheap and just did that.

SPEAKER_00 3:29

That's me. I I'll eat whatever the cheapest thing is at Aldi. If it costs like 89 cents for a package, that's the one I'm eating.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

Now I will say this in Breckenridge Ski Resort, they have the Mega Hot Dog Tower for $60. Okay, yeah, but if it's a tower, you're getting lots of dogs. I had to look at the mega hot dog tower. Type this in really quick. When you you've got to see this. This thing is this I would spend the $60 on. The mega I I looked at this thing up and it it is glorious.

SPEAKER_00 4:00

Okay, so uh the thing about this is it basically looks like all it is just hot dogs in a you know when you go to a wedding and there's different tiers of food? Yes. That's all it is. Yeah, it's wiener on top of wiener on top of wiener. Yeah. It's just a huge pile of wieners. And sounds like a fun Saturday night.

SPEAKER_01 4:18

You got it.