SPEAKER_00 0:00

Now, admittedly, I'm gonna tell you I did not have the Bills game on at all this weekend. Uh I was moving. I'm still in cleanup mode from the trees coming down last week. Ah, yes. So after we ground up all the stuff that wasn't able to be logged, uh, you know, you have a couple piles of mulch. So literally Saturday, a lot of the day I was moving around the mulch and all that and getting it out there. But um, I did happen to see that the uh Bills decimated the Browns 31 to 7. Did the Browns even like arrive to their own stadium? Well, it's the same thing I said on Friday.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

You know, it's preseason.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

Here it is. I knew this was coming.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

I mean, who cares? It's preseason, you know? You're right, who cares? Yeah, right. 31 to 7? Okay. They don't want to injure anyone.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, yeah. They also have a horrible team again this year.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

They're just lightly just dancing into the season. I do it. That way they can ramp it up and really ride it.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

If anyone else feels that Allie's uh assessment of the Browns is due to severe intoxication, raise your hand because I'm right there with you. Although I have to dance careful on this because I being the fact it is preseason, I don't want to overhype what's happening because all of a sudden regular season starts, and what happens if things take a weird turn? And I'm like, whoa.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

It does get you psyched though. Oh, a couple Bills things that I didn't realize until the other day when we were at that concert was was with a bunch of Bills fans. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

They were saying at the time You have to get out of their way this time of year or this time part of the country.

SPEAKER_01 1:33

Oh, for sure. So I didn't know this. And the official parking lots where you tailgate, you know, that you've got private lots and then you have the official lot. Yeah. You can't share food now? Did you know that? You mean if I'm making slabs of ribs, I can't they don't want the liability. Isn't that such crap, though?

SPEAKER_00 1:51

It is crap because that was one of the best picnics on the planet.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

I know, but who's really regulating? Uh is your job you're the picnic regulator.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

Yeah, but what if all right, I want you to think about this. Like with Bill's tailgating, it's over the top, right? Yeah. Let's say I had, you know, slabs of ribs going on my smoker, right? Yeah. And I was getting ready to feed the four or five cars around me that I had no clue who they were. Right. And let's say randomly a cop does come by and goes, um, I'm gonna have to cite you, or you can't go into the game now. Oh yeah. Then yeah, I guess give me the ticket.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

But I mean, the ticket is probably what, a hundred bucks?

SPEAKER_00 2:25

Still uh no, the average bill's ticket's hundreds of dollars right now.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

No, no, no. I meant for the the sighting of sharing the table. Oh, that ticket. Yeah, what would that be? Like, I don't even know what the ticket would be. Oh, oh, I know it'd be, I know it'd be. I got it. It would be uh failure to show proof of a permit to distribute food.

SPEAKER_00 2:46

All right. Even without paying for it?

SPEAKER_01 2:48

Yeah, I guess so. But you know, and I want to taste your little smokies, and I'm sure you want my ribs, but no longer.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

I mean, you could lie and just say, oh, that's my cousin.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

To be honest with you, very rarely do I want to taste somebody else's food at a tailgate because I'm not sure. It's the same with like listener food. Not sure if you have a cat hair kitchen, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 3:07

There's something about Bill's tail tailgating. It is like all rules go out the window, it's all restaurant quality, like everywhere. Yeah, it's unbelievable what people literally bring out like Blackstones and smokers and you name it.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Speaking of food, you had asked about the smoked chocolate chip cookies. Yes. Talked to John 317 this morning. He said they came out awesome and sent a picture.

SPEAKER_00 3:29

Oh, where's the picture? I want to see them.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

Uh well, he just DM'd me directly. Oh, he DM'd you.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

I gotta take a look because we were this started last this actually started more than last week ago. This was a couple weeks ago. We were curious, could you smoke chocolate chip cookies on a smoker? And frankly, he he gets around to smoking way more than I do nowadays. Yeah, I noticed. And apparently he's do- Wow, I'm sorry, I'll make a pulled pork for you this weekend.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Oh no, I mean, uh it doesn't matter to me one way or the other.

SPEAKER_00 3:55

Well, clearly it does, because you just made that comment. I just no you want a brisket and you know it.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

I'm not like Wendy, and I need you to provide every meal for me for the week. That's a point too yes.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

No, you're not. Also, same thing. There's truth within every word that you say somewhere hidden.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

One of our coworkers loves when Scott's Scott's cooking because she will have meals for five days. There's meals for days. But anyway, uh no, I just have noticed that you have been laying off the smoking.

SPEAKER_00 4:21

Well, we're coming into Bill's season. Maybe there'll be something to throw on here very quickly.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Can you smoke? You know how you can smoke mac and cheese? Yeah. What about a mac salad? Now I'm just smoking everything. Can you smoke a pickle?

SPEAKER_00 4:35

I'll bet you can smoke a pickle.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

I think that would be delicious. Can you smoke a deviled egg?

SPEAKER_00 4:41

Yes, I'm sure you could. Oh, I would love a smoke deviled egg. I'll bet you you could this is getting disturbing your right.