SPEAKER_01 0:00

Okay, this week can be done. We have we've lost another.

SPEAKER_00 0:03

It's wait, we did?

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Yes. This one was Wasn't Bruce Willis. No, no, it was not Bruce Willis, and it was not Barry Manilo. Ooh. So, all right. No disrespect to you. I could have cared less that Tim Curry died this week. It did nothing for me except, you know, I'm not a Rocky Horror Picture show guy. Clue? No, not even that.

SPEAKER_00 0:24

Pennywise? Pennywise. I mean, this he's like an original horror character.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

Yeah, it just he it here was the thing with that. I always knew him just from those little bit scenes in uh Home Alone. That was like my thing with him. So I'm like, okay, whatever. A bit actor died. All right, what turd are you gonna tell? This one, I'm obviously what turd? Well, we we obviously know Dolly is the peak of the mountain. Actually, the peak of two mountains. Um I can't stop with the boob jokes now with her.

SPEAKER_00 0:50

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

And you know, maybe one day you'll learn. You'd think it would be disrespectful, but she'd laugh.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

She did. She did. She uh she used that. And I was I can't stop listening to interviews with her.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

I know, I know. Well, so she was at the top, right? And then uh I found out this one happened yesterday, and this goes all the way back to so many childhoods, including mine, this guy.

SPEAKER_00 1:11

My name is Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

Who's this guy? This guy. It was my name is Optimus Prime. So Peter Cullen, who is the voice all the way back, your brother would remember this. Okay. All the way back to the animated show in the 80s. Uh-huh. Uh, and uh he so he's been the voice of him all the way from there through the movies, everything else. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:39

We lost Optimus Prime. Oh, this is the worst ever.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

Optimus? Tim Curry down here somewhere.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

This is just oh the worst. I'm very sad. How funny is it though that two people like the the two people that died, Tim Curry and Optimus Prime, I can't remember his name already. Oh, uh, Peter Cullen. They both had very um rem memorable audio bits. Yes. You know, that was Dolly Hay was known a lot for I mean, yes, her audio, but her look, her philanthropic stuff.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

But she was the full package.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

Right, right, right. But Tim Curry and this guy. Um it's really just this these these couple little highlights of things that you say or sing for decades.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

Yeah, it's true. So there you go. I'm very sad about that one.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

From sweet transvestite to optimus prime. This morning has been a morning. Okay. What it was it was humorous to say the least.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

Was it a transformer? Sorry, I'm this might happen throughout the day.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Oh, really? I wasn't expecting it at all.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

I'm auditioning for the replacement already. Smoke another dart. Well, I know I gotta like gurgle coffee to get into that voice. But anyway.

SPEAKER_00 2:55

Last night I was at my two friends' house and they said, You want, do you want to go get ice cream? Yes. You don't say no to this. Wow. And they asked if Zach wanted to go. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. So we went to go pick him up, and then we went to the ice cream place. Weird Walters, actually.

SPEAKER_01 3:14

Oh, very good choice.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

Let me tell you what I got from no small portions. No, God forbid you order a baby cone because it's it's like eight scoops.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

I got a small and it was huge. Yes. I got the salty, it's called salty monkey or something. Oh, I've seen that. Banana ice cream with these, I guess it's I didn't really taste any salt, but anyway, but chocolate in there. Anyway, so after that, they took us both back home, and that was that. Well, there's one thing you need to know about my car is that the key fob has died.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

So I Oh, and those things well, I can change the battery for you.

SPEAKER_00 3:48

Zach keeps telling me that he has the battery, but unless it was a transformer.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

He keeps forgetting to bring it from work. I think he's getting it from work. I'm not really sure. Let's let's not focus on that part. But anyway, so for weeks I have not been able to lock my car because the key fob's dead. Yeah. And I can't get into the car otherwise. Well, here's what I think happened. Don't tell him, but I'm blaming him. I think that when he got out of my car yesterday when we were driving all around and da da da, I think, oh yeah, because by the way, I'm sorry. I messed up part of the story. We went to ice cream, we went back to my my my friend's house, that's where my car was. Oh god, okay. So Zach got in my car, we went home. Okay, now that fixes that. So anyway, so he gets out of the car. I know to never hit the lock button. I think that he must have hit the lock button.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

So this morning when I'm trying to get my car, I'm freaking out. How the heck am I gonna get in my car?

SPEAKER_01 4:47

Well, doesn't your key fob have a key that folds up that you could stick in the door uh thing? Well the door locked? I do have yeah, the lock lock. Yeah, okay, you just did it.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

Okay, but the the handle is all sleek, no keyhole. Until what did we do before YouTube? I'm like, oh would you get it they've gotta have a keyhole. Right? Right. So I I ended up YouTubing it, and there is a keyhole. So I had to take at first, and of course I'm greasy as all get out because I'm lotioned up this morning after my shower. So I'm trying to do all the things that I'm like, I go inside, I get an oven mitt. Because the oven mitt has rubber on it, and I'm like, well, I'll just try to pull it with a little flick. Yeah. That wasn't working either. So I go inside, I get two knives. I'm like, You're literally I'm literally breaking into my car. I finally got in, all is good. The alarm's going off.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Of course it is. Because now it's you know four in the morning and all your neighbors are like, uh, time to get up.

SPEAKER_00 5:52

That was the thing. I was trying to get to the gym early before work, and yes, that's exactly it. The car was going off so early.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

You are a hot mess to start the uh weekend.

SPEAKER_00 6:02

I think Zach probably woke up because I'm in and out of the house and the door is slamming. What's going on? Yeah, exactly. He is not gonna like that later. Oh, yeah. Just because we have a walk.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

Why is he not gonna like it? Because you're gonna ride him like a mule because he accidentally hit the lock button.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

No, because he's gonna be so. I bet you he's gonna be like, what was going on this morning? I bet you he's gonna be so tired. Because we have a wedding in Syracuse at 4 o'clock today.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

So we have to rush up to Syracuse.

SPEAKER_01 6:30

I hope they know not to start till 4 30 when you get there.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

Oh, do you want to know what's so funny? The invitation says, please arrive 20 to 25 minutes early. Yeah, good luck. Because there's no parking at the church. It's only off street or side street parking or something.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:46

So here's Zach. We're not leaving any later than 12. He goes, This isn't like me tricking you. Yeah, you have an a half hour lead time. Yeah, right. Like it literally is we have to leave.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

We gotta go.

SPEAKER_00 6:58

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

What a great way to start Friday.