SPEAKER_01 0:00

I do have a good thing for you today. Uh, after the chaos of your morning of doing all that, and still you made it to the gym. I get this text message this morning. Let me read this too. Sure. Uh so I get this text message, and and and normally when we text each other in the morning, or we have a little group text that we share with uh Jordan, the producer. Normally when it's all of us, it's it's either something I'm running, you know, behind or uh not feeling well, you know, whatever the case may be. So uh she Allie texts at 4 57 this morning. Hey guys, I'm heading to the gym really quick, so I'll be right uh in I'll be in right at six. Yeah my response, holy yes, that's an ambitious morning. Now I had a part two to that message, but I didn't I didn't actually use it. Tell everybody what the part two was. It's really funny. So Allie writes back, she goes, Ha ha ha ha, I gotta look good for this wedding. My joke was gonna actually be a joke that our old GM 20 years ago, Kevin White, would have used. And he was he was the charming ball buster that could get away with with laying out a line that you'd be like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

He totally is. He never seemed inappropriate or stepped over the line or did it with a smile, so you were like, you knew he was joking. Yeah, I never was offended by his humor.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

So Ellie goes, ha ha ha, I gotta look good for this wedding. I was gonna text back, but I held back. Better stay till 6 30.

SPEAKER_00 1:22

But I didn't. If you would have let me, I would have. All right, I'll send it.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

No, I'm just kidding. All right, we gotta go through some text here really quick. Yeah. It's gonna be busy. By the way, only this was the good news. Oh, I forgot. I I told you I said I have good news for your trip to Syracuse today. Oh, with it. For the wedding, that you can't be late for, that you're leaving right at noon. Um, so it's only gonna be 75 today. So when you when Zach is driving at 100 miles an hour because you are 20 minutes late and you are putting on your makeup the entire drive to Syracuse, you won't be sweaty in the car.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

Oh, that that's awesome. And I tried on two dresses for him. The first one was a little sleeveless number.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

And I And he said that one looks better on the floor.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

Yes. And he loved it, but then he did remind me that there was gonna be a little bit of an outdoor portion, I think. There was like an outdoor bar, actually. So he said, You might want to wear something a little bit warmer because it is gonna be, I think, what what is it, like 65 tonight? 65.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Uh yeah, I would be maybe a little bit lower than that. Actually, you'll be by the lake. I can never figure out uh I know uh Lake America. So I we'll get there.

SPEAKER_00 2:32

Yes. Did we not talk about that at all yesterday?

SPEAKER_01 2:35

No, it happened after we left.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Oh, I thought I was I thought I covered that in the big three. There was no you did.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

No, no, you did. You said it was being rumored. Well, our rumor sure changed. Anywho, back to the outside bar. Uh far more interesting of a story than that crap.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

I'm wearing sleeves. That's all. I'm wearing a sleeve dress.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

Also will look good on the floor.

SPEAKER_00 2:53

Yeah. Bam! Uh good morning to Ileana, Lauren, Jamie, 1336. Also, oh, this one. Um, this one is from bum bum bum six seven nine six. Uh oh, the guy who died.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

Peter Collins.

SPEAKER_00 3:09

Peter Collins, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

The voice of Optimus Prime.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

I didn't know this one.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Number two on the level of importance right below Dolly. Tim Curry.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Sweet transvestite?

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Please.

SPEAKER_00 3:20

Okay. Uh, they said he was also the voice of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

Didn't know that.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

Me neither. This is the one. That's pretty cool. Can you do it?

SPEAKER_01 3:28

No, I'd have to listen to Eeyore to be able to get there.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

And uh then from 1330, nope, from 3386, hey Optimus Prime. Meaning, you know. Yes. Lunar Eclipse update. Saw nothing. End of report. Told you.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

I mean, did I not yesterday? Did I not say? You did. And what happened last night as I don't know, around eight o'clock, storm blows through. I'm like, oh, that'll take some time.

SPEAKER_00 3:55

One of the text messages we got was about Nelly tickets, and they asked about us giving them away on the app. We had not, probably not.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

Oh, you mean just as an enter to win?

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Because we are gonna use the app just after seven to give away Nelly tickets, but not in a just click to enter to win.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

Right, right, right. And I don't see that happening.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

You're gonna work for these Nelly tickets in a fun way. Don't get me wrong. Oh, you know what else?

SPEAKER_00 4:20

What?

unknown 4:20

Birthday wheel!

SPEAKER_00 4:22

Birthday wheel, 730. We have a well we have another $106. We're now over $1,300 because no one has won since the beginning. So could be today. You want $1,300.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

Pray to the great Dolly in the sky that she pays you. Wouldn't that be amazing? Just Dolly, please. We don't even pray to God anymore. We pray to me.

SPEAKER_00 4:41

Pray to Dolly. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

I'm sorry if that was sacrilegious to anyone. No, I'm praying to Optimus Prime.

SPEAKER_00 4:46

I think most of us. Sorry. Can you please do something for me? Um, because last night I don't talk too much about the don't say names or anything because I know you know a lot more details. Okay. Last night I baptized one of my friends.

SPEAKER_01 5:01

Don't laugh! It was just an unexpected line then. That all that whole combination came together.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

Can you say you are baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost?

SPEAKER_01 5:11

You are baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Transformers. That's perfect. Gotta get a little more coffee in there to keep it loose.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

Now, in a second, I know that most of you know most of the time.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

This is gonna happen all day.

SPEAKER_00 5:28

Well, I can't do a dolly impression, so I might as well run with this. Honey, I wanna hear your atchmas prompt.

SPEAKER_01 5:34

You hold on to that until after seven. Terrible. That was really terrible. That's all right.