SPEAKER_04 0:00

This is gonna be hard to pick even just a daily winner. Oh I know. But you know let alone upgrading you guys to Pit Party and a sign Nelly guitar.

SPEAKER_05 0:09

So we're doing a Y2K dilemma, if you will. But also I'm doing something and you didn't even realize I was doing it to you.

SPEAKER_04 0:16

What?

SPEAKER_05 0:16

I'm teaching you how to voice message us.

SPEAKER_04 0:19

Yeah, because we love getting the text messages on the app, but the voice messages really sell it.

SPEAKER_05 0:25

Sometimes you just want to make a comment and be like boom!

SPEAKER_04 0:28

And if you're gonna win pit party passes, you gotta sell it. Which one are you gonna pick? Are you gonna pick the flip phone forever or band-aid on your cheek for a year? So we're gonna start with Stephanie. Here you go. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Hey, I've chosen to wear a band-aid on my face. On my cheek, exactly, for a whole year. Because apparently I enjoy confusing people and answering the question, what happened to you? Why do you have a band aid on your face?

unknown 0:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:54

And honestly, at this point, I've committed to the bit and I just go with it.

unknown 0:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 0:59

I can relate to that. That was very close to the answer that I was gonna give, which is it's a talking point at all times.

SPEAKER_04 1:05

Oh yeah. Exactly. You know, when you don't know what to say to somebody, you can't help but be like, what's what's underneath it?

SPEAKER_05 1:12

Even if they're looking at it, you know, like your eyes keep going to it, you'd just be like, okay, I know you're really dying to know the answer, and I can come up with something.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

3826 says that's I would totally choose using the flip phone because it took me about 10 to 15 minutes just to figure out how to upload this voice message to you guys.

SPEAKER_05 1:35

Well, do you see now why we're putting a little effort into this? Now you know. And Jason said this.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Honestly, I'm going with the sky, it's Motorola Razor. The Motorola Razor. They came with a bunch of colors and everything. I'm not doing the bandana on the cheek. That was a fad, it was short-lived, but the Motorola Razor, flip phone is a timeless piece of history. I would absolutely rock that for the rest of my life. I don't want to talk to everybody on Messenger. I'm tired of everybody having instant access to me anyway, so I'll go back to the flip phone and I will rock a piece of history for the rest of my life.

SPEAKER_05 2:14

Rock the piece of history.

SPEAKER_04 2:15

Um, that's also a talking point, too, just to throw that out there. It is, you're right. Um, this one.

SPEAKER_05 2:20

I'd go with the Motorola Razor flip phone, but only if it's free after nine.

SPEAKER_04 2:26

This is a great reference. Back in the day, we would have to pay for minutes until 9 p.m. And then it was free. So it was like free from like 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. Yeah, I remember that.

SPEAKER_05 2:38

That was the old phone plan. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:40

So I would tell my girlfriends, I'll call you after nine. Yeah. Then you hang up. Okay, wait, one more.

SPEAKER_03 2:45

My mom is totally driving right now, but if she chose band-aid because of that one chick hair that pops out, she wouldn't have to deal with it for a whole year.

SPEAKER_04 2:56

Wait, so her band-aid is on her chin.

SPEAKER_05 2:58

It's covering the chin hair. I love that.

SPEAKER_04 3:00

Which randomly sprouts overnight and is four feet long. Here's the one problem about that one, though. Oh God, that was so good. They are a guest. You have to make sure you are registered.

SPEAKER_05 3:11

Or maybe you got signed out. That we we found out that happened. Remember a couple weeks ago we had our buddy Gavin, who actually like handles all the app stuff for the company. He sat in here and he's like, oh, I didn't know that actually happened. We were we were telling him. Yeah. You might have been signed out. If you were signed out.

SPEAKER_04 3:28

Then then sign back in and text us and say, I'm the chin hair girl.

SPEAKER_05 3:31

Now, if you had not registered, you need to do that. Yes. The fact that you answered for your mom who's driving and you you you blew her up with her chin hair. Safety first. Right now, you're sitting at the number one spot. I just want to let you know. And also. But I have no way to award you these.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

When you rip the band-aid off, the chin hair comes with it.

SPEAKER_05 3:49

Oh, yeah, like duct tape. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It might bring a tear to the eye, but God, does that feel good once it's gone?

SPEAKER_04 3:54

Or when I go see Sonia? Like, oh yeah. Love that smooth face.