unknown 0:00

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SPEAKER_01 0:01

I have to read this. Sure, go. This is uh just just one more quick comment on the uh if you told your boss, how would it go for you? If you told your boss, you must have been a C-section baby, the way you avoid labor. Uh-huh. Do you think that would fly? Or I mean, you know, because I I've said I I think in our building they he would legitimately laugh and then be like, that's a great line. Uh-huh. Um, but anyway, listen to this from uh 1835. Also, my boss is my dad. So if you said that to him, I get fired and disowned. That's great. I know you wouldn't.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

Oh, and I do want to say good everyone and good morning to a ton of people that have texted this morning. I know we're back into now we're day three, back to school for New Yorkers. And we're getting back into a routine. And I noticed it on the road this morning. So definitely uh Brandy! I love her username is Brandy. Brandy! Iliana, uh, Beth, John 317, 1336. Referenced how much he paid for gas. 460. Oh. Which is why I paid $4.10 yesterday. I like to get it in Shimong County because Stuben County loves to bend you over. But also. It's so true. But also, I'm really glad that I got gas because I think gas is gonna start to go up. And I'm really glad that I got my New Orleans flight because I think that the price of that is gonna start to go up. I think you're right. I did see that oil rose above $100 a barrel, which means it's any excuse to knock up the prices of gas.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

I mean, listen, randomly I found out yesterday my mortgage is going up almost $100 a month. Isn't that great? Why? Oh, it's probably insurance and stuff, you know. Oh either way, here nor there. We just can't cut a break anywhere. Back to the back to school thing. Two uh two points on that. One. How is the cat how's the kids? How's the kids? Howers the curse. Oh, they're doing fine.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

Any homework yet?

SPEAKER_01 1:49

Uh no, not yet. Thank God. Uh you knocked that off. Uh because that's really my homework, and I don't want homework when I get done with work here. Right? Uh, but that being said, uh, got the first two packs of fundraisers. God, you couldn't wait 48 hours, Divin, on that one, could you?

SPEAKER_00 2:04

You don't give a homework yet, but you give a fundraiser a homework?

SPEAKER_01 2:07

Oh, well, it was given right to Tiffany. I told Lydia, I don't know. I told Lydia, I said, you take that downstairs and you show Tiffany that right now.

SPEAKER_00 2:15

You don't even know if it's like cookie dough.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

Didn't even look. Didn't even look. And you know what's great? I don't see the fundraisers really coming home from Hendy that much. I see them more from Divin. And it's just sort of like, you know, I don't know. I'm kind of over it. I'm over fundraisers.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

If it's meat sticks, I'm all in. I will buy it. It's not.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

Oh, you know, I'm pretty sure it's not.

SPEAKER_00 2:36

Isn't that more of a Stewang County school thing?

SPEAKER_01 2:38

Because you know, I think so because you all get your brief sticks from brief sticks. From Wilson's. From Wilson's, which, you know, it's only another 10 miles for us to get them from there, too.

SPEAKER_00 2:47

Every time I my my friend Kristen has two, well, she has three kids, but two that are still in school. And every time that her kids she posts it right on Sunday.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Oh, this is like cheap pottery barn stuff. This is like pottery shack crap.

SPEAKER_00 3:00

And no, I don't need your rustic frame.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Give me the beef sticks.

SPEAKER_00 3:03

I don't need your rustic frame or star that I could get from Ollie. Mom is number one.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Really?

SPEAKER_00 3:08

No.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

Because I think she's number two in my book. But then that's why we're not together anymore.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

Meat sticks. Meat sticks and coffee. No one does coffee anymore. For the longest time, my friend Chad's kids did coffee and they knew that they could totally get at least 80 bucks coffee. Coffee and beef sticks, my God, you are gonna make a fortune.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

Don't go with the rustic pottery shack. It used to be.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

And I I'm not sure what what happened with this, but it it used to be that it was Market Street Coffee and Tea, I believe, was the they were the hub for the coffee. And then they would whether Mara was doing cheerleading or Mason was doing football or whatever, and then that's how I was doing I was getting the coffee hook up. But yeah, I don't want to speak in the right language. I don't want your I don't want your um wrapping paper. A candy bar, okay. Yeah, I'll take a twist. All right, you know what?

SPEAKER_01 3:59

Yeah, we'll do the candy. Okay, so candy bars, beef sticks, coffee are all in the fundraising as we can get behind that. Even the candle, if you do a local from the pottery shack, not the bar, the shack.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

I want you to do it from like a local company, which I don't know if they would do this or not, but I'm just throwing this out there. If it was like E Oliver or Anamari, which are two local candle companies, if they teamed up with a school or something like that, I think that would be great. I don't know if they would do that, but those candles are elite.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

But here's the problem with a candle. What do you want to do with a candle? You want to smell it before you get it. And looking through the pages of a catalog doesn't quite do it for me.

SPEAKER_00 4:36

Yeah, but with these local candle companies.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

I know you could go to the place of smelling.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

Well, no, I I think a lot of people just know what they smell like because they're regular shoppers of. And and it would give them some new business.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

You're not really wrong, but I like the beef stick, the chocolate.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

Oh, I know, yeah. And the coffee. It doesn't matter what the beef stick flavor is, except for the peach habanero.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

Oh, that one, yeah. Oh no, you know what? To Wilson's beef, nobody wants that anymore. Discontinue that, please. More teriyaki.

SPEAKER_00 5:05

Yes, or buffalo. Oh, the buffalo and the dairy, or just a range of all. Wait, what's this one? Uh, my oldest is selling Krispy Kreme donuts for Broadway. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, I don't have that. You know what that's good for? That is good for the office.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_00 5:18

Because I'm not gonna slam a whole box of donuts. I mean, I I I easily could.

SPEAKER_01 5:23

You give me that coffee, the fundraiser, I can start doing it.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Yes, but at least with the donuts, I become your favorite employee. I I know.

SPEAKER_01 5:30

I'm just seeing here.

SPEAKER_00 5:31

All right, Tiffany, what is it?

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Oh no, uh, she was uh I I'll find out. She said give her a quick call, so I'll find out.

SPEAKER_00 5:37

Give me a call, which means this is long. This is gonna suck.