[Trailer music begins]
Mark 1 : Hello?
Mark 2 : Hello
Mark 3 : Hi!
Mark [Narrating]: Hello! And welcome to
[multiple overlayed voices]: Across the Spectrum
Mark: A podcast about special interests! I'm your host, Mark Spark, and today we're talking about:
Guest 1: And he travels through time and fights space aliens
Guest 2: Oh, batman is SO autistic
Guest 3: Yeah they've been around since... the late nineties, early two thousands
Guest 4: There must be no evidence that anything other than the sheer power of the universe is putting these flowers together
Mark: Are you autistic? Have you ever stopped getting excited about something because someone said you were talking about it [mockingly] "Too much"?
Mark [Interviewing]: It pains me to say we will need to wrap this up soon
Guest 2: This is fair, this is fair
Mark [laughing]: Because this- this is really interesting and I'm very much enjoying this conversation
Mark [Narrating]: What if, instead of that, we talked about it EVEN MORE, and we put it in a PODCAST, for people to LISTEN to?
Guest 4: That- is by far my favourite thing that I have ever personally worked on
Mark [Narrating]: I believe that passion is a truly beautiful quality, and shouldn't be stifled
Guest 5: I guess what's cool about that is, being a Sodor Island Forums user is what turned me into an adult Thomas fan, and not the other way around
Guest 1: And we never got a third game. That's it.
Mark [Interviewing]: Oh my god- That's it?? You never find out what happened to Ecco?
Guest 1: Nope
Mark [Narrating]: So join me and my guests every fortnight as we celebrate being autistic the best way we know how.
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Mark (Narrating): By info dumping.
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Mark: Across the Spectrum, premiering April 1st.
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