The Bitch and The Wolf
The Bitch and The Wolf
Golden Shower
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Wolfie with more of his story telling talents , this time about a shower experience, Baby B and B2 again along for the ride
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Yeah, when I was fishing and I thought I'll tell you what, I don't want to get myself into trouble here because women have a way of really it's all I've ever seen to be is painted in a very bit of a dim light. Yeah, and it's very wrong. But it should be almost Joseph's and the technicolic or multicolor. Well not the gay colours, but uh I don't know, some maybe just a maybe gold. I don't know, something bright. But it never is, it's dull and it's dingy and shaded. It's very shaded. I don't know why.
SPEAKER_00It's like a because they don't get it.
SPEAKER_01It's like uh like a ink mark. It's fucking horrible. That heart we scratched the black to get to the colour underneath. Remember them ones? It's a paint of picture of colour and then you black it and then you scrape, I'm one of them. I'm one of them. I'm one of them arts.
SPEAKER_00Lots and lots of things.
SPEAKER_01I'm a bit just I'm just unique. Judged. Everyone's gonna everyone's gonna judge anything that's a little different.
SPEAKER_00But when they lose the privilege to talk to you, they talk about you.
SPEAKER_01Any publicity is good publicity.
SPEAKER_00Back to the fishing tree.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I'll chill. Let me just quickly say fishing. Well, me fishing is women uh debating. What I didn't want to do was start having these women bumping into each other, paying me in a different line. Make it out instead of going like this, you should let that guy fuck you. I'm telling you, you should let him fuck you. I don't care if you're married, you should let this guy fuck you. He is very, very good at it. There's just something about him. Once you get past the whole murderous fucking raping thing, and the gentle touch is there, and his touch lines, and next minute you're just coming all over the place. Go for it. They might never do that. The reason why is because it's like he only likes me like that.
SPEAKER_00He only treats me like power. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01No, I I I I generally treat all of you like that at some point.
SPEAKER_00And then No, girls want power.
SPEAKER_01Over me. No, over each other.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01It's like instead of just going out there and saying what it is. You know. It's not like you said doing me favours by doing it. Say it or don't say it, either way, I'm out there like that. Yeah, he's still doing his thing, yeah. I'm still out there catching them by the hundreds. In the nets. I said I'll always respond, no over debt. Anyway, I thought to myself, and this is a bit of a true story, I thought.
SPEAKER_00Sometimes you get salmon, sometimes you get jelly fish.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, sometimes whatever, but it's all eatable. Yeah. So I thought to myself, I'll I'll I'll put them out of town, about hour and a half radius. I'll put one there in uh gold. You know, and then I go a little a little bit further, I get one in yes, not too far, but far enough. You want out of cooner, mind you. Or not. I mean that's up to Kumah. Coomer's always a bit of our shit. You know, but they all know, and they all gene pills need more chlorine.
SPEAKER_00No, that's it.
SPEAKER_01With a little bit of time, you can get them looking.
SPEAKER_00It's okay not to be perfect.
SPEAKER_01You can g get them looking pristine or feeling pristine.
SPEAKER_00Just drink more beer. Beer goggles.
SPEAKER_01Anyway, I put one down the case. I thought I'd better start fishing the salt waters down there. More of a fresh, fresh fisherman, but I'll I'll go down here and see if I can get one of them big time trophy fish. What's going on there? Got a trophy fish, and uh she was all for the uh fucking and that. She was selling sex sexual aids, not the disease, but the aids for getting off through uh small talk to uh you know, and this is uh that's me dick. And yeah, yeah, sure I I don't mind driving down that far. It's only what, two, two hours. Well, two hours fifteen, is it? Right. Are you just past the bay? Okay. How far past? I'm not going to room. I'm okay. That's distance and that's distance. No one's gonna come across each other that far. Bait haven? Badehaven, where's that? Oh, it's Batman's bait. Oh, two baits, I get it, right. I got you baited. Anyway, yeah, I'll come down there. You know, I went down there. It's funny. I popped two fucking MDMA capsules on top of the Clyde. I I know at Braidwood. I would have a lie, I went like this. Boom, it's just the right moment. Boom, boom. I got halfway down uh the Clyde there. It's about fucking uh I'm gonna say about seven o'clock. Uh it's sort of dark. It wasn't warmish, I think it's more towards the colder months. Sort of racing this other Ute, this green one, and I was driving the black one. And now dear mate's kicked in. So I'm hitting Bateman's bay like this. Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_00Did you go over the bridge at Nelligan?
SPEAKER_01The old one, the Mooring Bridge.
SPEAKER_00You got the ferry.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I look. I don't like slowing down there. I uh But anyway, I I got to the two baits, as I call 'em. You got the twin towers and twin fucking clubs and gulkas, and then you got the two baits. I met her at a motel that was not five star, but it certainly made out like it was because it was pretty close to the to the ways that you could hear.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. That's about the ambience.
SPEAKER_01I remember her going into this smaller motel room and well, you paid for it. I didn't say that to her, but uh anyway, I've just gone in there and I'm just oozing the muse because MDA May, the proper MDMA, has that fuck yeah. It's a bit struggling wow, with the proper. It's a love drug, it's uh it fucking bothers you on MDMA.
SPEAKER_02Really?
SPEAKER_01You could hear like you could be told, like, oh fuck yeah, what them can't suppose. Yeah, cool, man. Fuck you. Really? Yeah, go them. And you're probably like, yeah, maybe they're a little bit right, I don't know, but uh, you know, let me just blow on over. So anyway, I just flow one open, sit down. I got a six pack of fucking some sort of cola mixed fucking brown liquor. Small tall glass about I'm gonna say seven minutes. I said, no mind if I can get my cock out there. So I was just feeling like I don't know if I think I went to use it at that stage. I was just like I want to be free, can't I feeling everything and yeah, Willy? So anyway, she was a very loud sex partner. I've had a few loud sex partners. You know, to the point I've had to cover mouths, pillow mouths. I've had to do it. I've had to do it here in the studio. You know, I I God forbid what uh the office people next door must. You know, they just probably think I watch a lot of porno on the big TV, but unbeknownst to them, it's the real porno that's just not getting filmed.
SPEAKER_00Real life action.
SPEAKER_01That they know about it. Had a moan and groan and moan. And I've got up to have a piss, but I got up with uh a heart on. You know, that's back when my uh post rate was probably better. Pissing had more of a like if you come across someone's little bit of shit, you're gonna piss it off for them like fine. You had the power to do it. Yeah, these days it's like a mould. But anyway, I couldn't quite get the piss going, and uh she came in and she said, You ever pissed on someone? And I sort of looked at her and said, No, not really. I said, Boy, do you want me to piss on you? And she said, um, yeah, I think I do. And I went this is a true story. I went, okay. The toilet was here. She albit was here and she was there. Like, if you're gonna do it, I thought she would have went to the left hand side where you did turn the tap on to clean yourself up. But she was on the right hand side, sort of between the toilet and the uh sort of piss stained balls of you know I'm only describing how I'm saying it.
SPEAKER_00So anyway, it's a class act.
SPEAKER_01Anyway, it look, you know, it was an experience for me. It's an a memorable experience.
SPEAKER_00Say you're pissed on her.
SPEAKER_01Bitch, did you just get up and get her a drink or not, mate? Well, that's all right. Yeah, let's go back to the bitch I'm fucking now. At the moment. At the moment anyway, anyway, um, I'm still like a a little like sorry, was she closed? No, no, she she was now because we're in the room. That's right, you got your cock out. No, we were in the room, and she was sort of annoying me with her her loudness. Like it was annoying.
SPEAKER_00Was she allowed in general or just sexually? Or MDMA loud.
SPEAKER_01Look, no, she was loud. Were you loud?
SPEAKER_00I am loud.
SPEAKER_01No, but were you loud I'm not sure if you've allowed sexually or not. I can't fucking No, she was loud Yeah, not with you, you don't have a dick.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, back to back to the chick at the motel.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, so thank you.
SPEAKER_00That's all right. Okay, so it's loud.
SPEAKER_01Sorry, loud, yeah, loud. So anyway, fucking uh I pissed on her. And I had a bit of that hard pissed too. Pissed on her tits. She says on her knees. Obviously it comes out at 37 degrees. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00She seemed to between 33 and 38.
SPEAKER_01She seemed to uh like it. I finished my piss and said, clean the floor up and fucking wash yourself before you get back in the fucking bed. Did you really? Fuck no. Anyway. And would. Yeah, definitely would. I just wanted uh the sun come up so I can just Oh no, gotta go, got work commitments.
SPEAKER_00Gotta go get the kids, gotta get the kids.
SPEAKER_01Get the kids.
SPEAKER_00I might get back to my wife.
SPEAKER_01Well, it's really embarrassing about having to go out there and have people like I know. You're the murderous cockman. It's not so much me cock, it's just that she's got a mouth and uh But you'd be glad to know, boys, I pissed on her, right? Yep. An experience for me. I remember later on that day she rang up for a bit of small talk and I said, Look, you know what you're breaking up.
SPEAKER_00Halfway up the cloud.
SPEAKER_01There's only so many things that I will put myself through. What she did made me do to you. It's disgusting me in such a way that I can't even go to the toilet without seeing your face.
SPEAKER_00Did you really say that?
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_01If you uh want to know the truth. Oh. Do you want to know the truth? Actually, about a week after uh I rang up and said I've met someone else, and that's someone else had not again. But I had one there, I had one at Kudamundra.
SPEAKER_00I knew what I did with. Like secretarial school.
SPEAKER_01Don't go tarnishing people.
SPEAKER_00No, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_01Don't go gossiping. You know, that when I tell stories, oh, don't tell me I had the most famous gootarota of all time. Cooteruda. Oh, Kudaruda. I had gudaruda.
SPEAKER_00Gooder.
SPEAKER_01Gooders like at two towns over in between young and grandfather.
SPEAKER_00Between bait bait.
SPEAKER_01Near Wombat Gouda.
SPEAKER_00Wombat.
SPEAKER_01You didn't go down to the goodaring.
SPEAKER_00There isn't that.
SPEAKER_01My father comes in grandfall. Yes. And his father comes in goodering.
SPEAKER_02And he's in the mayor.
SPEAKER_01His mother is more. She's an original mall. Anyway, that other story I wanted to tell you, Bill.